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PUEBLO!!!!!!!!! But theres nothing else to do there but drink… is there?
can you trust Wikipedia as far as you can throw it?
how far can you throw it?
damn cheap knockoffs. Hope they don’t have Fabio in the commercials.
Jack – AH!
I kept thinking it was something like boxing, where you were maybe predicting which “round” the winning goal would be scored… or something.
from Mugglenet.com
Butter Beer Recipe
utterbeer! It warms you up AND tastes great. Now in take-away form from The Three Broomsticks. (Many thanks to Melissa for this recipe!)
Ingredients:
* 1 cup (8 oz) club soda or cream soda
* ½ cup (4 oz) butterscotch syrup (ice cream topping)
* ½ tablespoon butter
Directions:
Step 1: Measure butterscotch and butter into a 2 cup (16 oz) glass. Microwave on high for 1 to 1½ minutes, or until syrup is bubbly and butter is completely incorporated.
Step 2: Stir and cool for 30 seconds, then slowly mix in club soda. Mixture will fizz quite a bit.
Step 3: Serve in two coffee mugs or small glasses; a perfectly warm Hogwarts treat for two!
reaper – We could ask the ladies what they thought of redheaded men. Maybe provide an example.
http://www.nbc.com/Life/images/bios/damian_lewis.jpg
I think he’s pretty hot, but … I’m very confused. Heh.
From the Tudor Feast
Butter Beer recipe
Ingredients
500ml ale
Yolks from 2 medium eggs, whisked
60g sugar
Dash of nutmeg
15g unsalted butter
Method: How to make butterbeer
Pour the ale into a warm pan on a medium heat. When the beer begins to come to the boil take off the heat and add the whisked egg yolks, sugar and nutmeg.
Return the pot to a low heat (to stop the eggs from scrambling) and stir for 2 minutes. Take off the heat and w
still sounds fattening
Darm it… my copy and paste ain’t workin
Recipe for butterbeer
Ingredients
500ml ale
Yolks from 2 medium eggs, whisked
60g sugar
Dash of nutmeg
15g unsalted butter
Method: How to make butterbeer
Pour the ale into a warm pan on a medium heat. When the beer begins to come to the boil take off the heat and add the whisked egg yolks, sugar and nutmeg.
Return the pot to a low heat (to stop the eggs from scrambling) and stir for 2 minutes. Take off the heat and whisk in the butter. Decant into your finest flagon and chug.
Ew ew ew ew. You’re drinking butter!
reaper, actually, it reminds me of egg nogg for some reason
good idea NS.
I hear very often that bald is sexy but never got any positive hair comments when I had long blond hair. But than again my hair was pretty thin.
I have nice hair, but I’m not growing it out again.
I have to agree Lejon. it reminds me of egg nogg also.
mmmm…. egg nog…. is it too early for Christmas?
I’m 30 and I’m well on my way to the horseshoe hairline not a good look. I can pass for nearly 50 if I let it grow to long. or I look like I have cancer.
I really have gotten asked by people with cancer how I was doing when I was being lazy with the head shaving.
I guess this would be a bad time to mention my full head of hair that appears to have no male pattern baldness like my father…
Lejon, I’m not one to begrudge someone with hair. I’m told I really rock the bald look.
Does anyone have any opinions on a good mainboard that runs with DDR3 memory?
{my apologies to anyone confused by the above question}
Lo: I did a lot of drinking in Pueblo, aka The Pu. I love that town, but you’re kinda right.
Bald is only as hot as the guy wearing it. As is hair.
reaper: I have no problems with bald people… unless you count my dad…
Perhaps reaper should go on the Taco Bell, Mountain Dew, Pizza, and Ice Cream diet. Then when he packs on 50 or 60 or 120 pounds, no one will think that he looks like he has cancer.
It worked for me! Now when a medical professional takes my history they don’t ask me if I do cocaine eight times before shaking their head in disbelief and moving on.
….
Grr.
My wife’s doctor told her that she should “go to a buffet”…
reaper, based on your tiny GWAVE profile pic, you make it work, sir!
Lejon – I haven’t gone motherboard shopping since the DDR3 starting coming out, but I would have thought by now most of the boards would have switched over? In general, I’ve been extremely pleased with the Asus mobo I picked up four years ago.
And since I really should have been snoring three hours ago… Goo’nie folks.
It would seem one of my friends came up with their own recipe for Butter Beer:
1 shot buttershots
½ shot Frangelico (for that slightly nutty ale taste)
12 oz. root beer
As long as the root beer is cold, if you start by pouring the liquor into a pint glass, you get the correct proportions just by topping the pint off with root beer.
You can use cream soda for the “lager” version (and, presumably, red cream soda for the “Killian’s” version). Sasparilla should also work…
NS: Were the cocaine questions due to long-haired-guy prejudice?
Jack, I’m thinking the cocaine questions were due to the pre-Pizza Hut/Mtn Dew eating plan skinny Nomad.
I’m not sure why I know this.
cough
Essbee Thanks! I have lost about 20lb since than. And I been told a tie make guy look better also.
And in awful news, black students at Boulder HS received death threats yesterday.
Teachers found a message written on a wall at the school. I’ll paraphrase because of a personal refusal to say certain things: a certain hate-group is back and all black students would be killed this Friday.
Horrible.
Well better late than never.
Not keen on bars, although I go to one almost every week for the quiz.
I started going grey when I was 14, so started keeping my hair short..I then went bald and the shaver came out.
I never would use a motherboard for Dance Dance Revolution.
I know this is a serious issue but did you have to tilde the article:
According to Pope’s No.2…
reaper: That will be more timely if the pope gets arrested . . .
JN: Wonder what would happen if he dropped the soap.
Deadpan knight ACTIVATE!
hehe guess who:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/31157752@N04/4499924147/sizes/l/in/photostream/
reaper: Indeed!
Isnt there a hot redhead on Mythbusters?
Yes. And before she got pregnant and had her baby her name was Kari Byron
…I guess it still is…
she is back. the episode 2 weeks ago had her on it
Excellent…Too bad I don’t have cable anymore…
And what was her name after she had her baby?
Ah! Refresh, Lo. Refresh.
your kidding right?
http://blogs.citypages.com/dressingroom/2010/04/tubeflops_a_ser.php
*blink*
I knew the trend of flip-flops was pervasive, but…
*blink*
Ew.
Wow……… just…. yikes.
In related news, do you know what I call my “tubeflop”?????
If you need sock like things when wearing flip-flops you shouldn’t be wearing them.
Lo, do we want to know?
Do you ever?
I don’t know do we ever?
I feel like I’m playing the question game from Who’s line is it anyway?
Scenes from a hat!
You know what TubeFlops were in the ’80s?
Leg warmers with holes.
Butterbeer doesn’t sound half as disgusting as that buttered tea the Tibetans drink.
Those TubeFlops would go great with my Three Wolf Moon t-shirt.
*blank stare*
Jack, you would get some leg to night for sure!
You know, if the girls decide that tubeflops are the thing, let’em wear them.
You know, if the girls decide that tube-tops are the thing, let’em wear them.
You know, if the girls decide that ultra-mini skirts and thongs are the thing, let’em wear them…
You know, if the girls decide that this line of reasoning makes as much sense to them as it does to me, let them wear me…
Come on Dave, gimme a break.
What a boondogle of a day. At least the taxes are finally done.
Cmon, Dave. Give the boondogles a break.
Um……um…..um…..uhhhhh….um….
http://www.deadline.com/2010/04/marvel-close-to-whedon-hire-on-the-avengers/
Lo Pan, does that mean it’s going to be a musical?
I’d watch a tampon commercial if Joss directed it.
Jack wins.
Then EssBee wins.
CP: City Girl — Tegan & Sara
Six, six, six, the number of this post.
re: Tube-flops: Lady J and I saw these at least a month ago in Northampton. We decided that they were the stupidest thing we’d seen in a while. Ergo, they’ll be a smash hit.
Six six eight. The neighbor of the Beast
Hello Pan!
See I’m trying to stop by more then once a year. Go me! Must be a better Mistress.
And yet this summer i will add more to my crazy load of stuff. The smallest of my children will have dance twice a week, and so will I. Yes The Mistress will dance again. Havent danced in a class in 20 years. Gonna see if my body will take the stress this summer before i commit to next year.
LCMoD: Hurray! I’m happy for you. Returning to dancing must be an amazing feeling for you. Enjoy it. I hope it works out well for you, and you really indulge in the experience again.
LCMoD
woot !
TEB said:
“Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.”
Isn’t that Deadpan?
^Truer comments were never made.
Jack: Oh. Thanks for the clarification. Like Nomad Scry, I had another idea about what those numbers meant, only mine was completely different. All these years, I’ve been assuming that there was only one playoff game for each pair of teams listed, and that those numbers were predictions of how many goals the winning team would score in that game.
It’s good to know the truth.
Hi there, LCMoD! I agree, I hope you enjoy dancing.
Jack – The folks in South Carolina were convinced I worshiped the devil because I wore black T-shirts and had long hair. EssBee had the right of why the Docs thought I was using.
Zappos has the tubsocks for only $29.95
http://www.zappos.com/sanuk-the-tube-flop-black-houndstooth
I wonder if I could get them with steel toes for work…
This cup and thing… very neat.
Goddammit Lost, can you get any better? Fah!!!!!!! You confound me. Youre like anal sex. You have me wondering if this is what should be happening then youre the most satisfying thing evar. Oh Lost. Youre my butt sex tv baby.
………………………………….
Yo, remember I need your teams tomorrow morning-ish, if you’re participating in the NHL Playoffs Song Challenge.
Goodnight, LCMoD.
CPIMM: Vermillion – Slipknot
(oddly spliced together with some snippet of Kitty, something off of Oracle.)
Mankiller passed away last week. This write up on her life feels like part of some urban fantasy. They took over Alcatraz? That’s audacious.
http://www.cnn.com/2010/OPINION/04/08/Smith.mankiller.indian/index.html
Whedon has plenty of comic book experience, and plenty of movie-hero experience. Makes sense if true…
Morning, Pan.
Can’t say I’ve ever been much of a barfly.
CW: Lo Pan’s buttsex experience
*wonders if Lost is now a NSFW experience*
Managed to convince hubby moving was not in our best interest. Instead we are going to get the front yard completely relandscaped (there’s a connection, it’s just convoluted)
Bunny, are those horns holding up that halo?
I don’t know reaper. Are you suggesting bunnies are horny?
“CW: Lo Pan’s buttsex experience”
EssBee… is that like the Jimmy Fallon Experience?
My cat is a schmo.
Just thought you’d like to know that
Bunny, maybe. I have heard some popular sayings that suggest they are…
Oh? Do tell, reaper.
I’ll have you know I’ve had pet rabbits and I can state, unequivocally, all the rumors are true.
Not sure I can handle all those smiles today, think I’m going to have to growl at the wall.
At the wall? What did the wall do to you?
We dont need no edumacation.
Cute:
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/04/13/cat-plays-with-ipad-that-is-all/
Bunny, I believe it was something about newly weds humping like bunny’s and also 2 bunny’s escaped from the zoo and only 45 have been returned so far.
I wondered what an i-pad was good for. Now I see it’s just an expensive cat toy
Van, indeed cute. hope that cat is declawed.
I hope not!
a) if he’s going to let his cat play with such an expensive item, he deserves the screen scratches
b) I don’t believe in declawing. I think it’s mean.
That cat is utterly adorable. And the only reason, besides reading comics digitally, that I have seen for getting an iPad.
it didn’t sound declawed. Def. scratching noises, but I’m pretty sure she had her claws pulled back.
Also, declawing is evil.
Declawing is mainly a North American thing to do to cats and is actually outlawed in some European countries.
Well I’m going to watch LOST in HD this week, if only to see the pores on the actors noses.
Back to reaper’s bunny comments:
When I was a little girl I had a pet bunny and a pet kitty. We always thought the bunny was a boy because it was constantly trying to hump the kitty, who was female. We got another bunny, but got another male because we didn’t want a whole bunch of little bunnies. Turned out the humping bunny was actually female.
You’re gonna enjoy it, Van! The episode, not the HD – I know nothing about HD.
:twisted:
TEB – That sounds about right. Our Bunny was humping our kitten… in the side. And the kitten was vainly trying to figure out how to clamp onto the bunny’s neck. It was… nature.
And Bunny when to a new home with a lovely young couple who let him have run of the house. It was good.
When I was young, we use to let the animals run free in the house, which is saying something as we had a veritable zoo.
An interesting observation:
I’m getting quotes for the yard. My process is to look in the yellow pages, then go to the BBB (better business bureau) sight to see how they rate. I came across two companies, so far, that have the BBB accreditation logo on their ads, but the BBB doesn’t show they are actually accredited. I wonder how many people those companies get who think they really are accredited?
I thought it was interesting. Wrong, but interesting.
CW: Nurse Jackie S2E4
CP: She’s Like The Snow — New Faces
CP: Light In The Tunnel — Red Rider
I see conversion a to catskin slippers for that moggy in the near future.
CP: I can see for miles – Petra Haden
I admit Van, I have no idea what you just said.
http://gizmodo.com/5516963/black-holes-may-all-contain-other-universes
pity this busy monster, manunkind
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pity this busy monster, manunkind,
not. Progress is a comfortable disease:
your victim (death and life safely beyond)
plays with the bigness of his littleness
— electrons deify one razorblade
into a mountainrange; lenses extend
unwish through curving wherewhen till unwish
returns on its unself.
A world of made
is not a world of born — pity poor flesh
and trees, poor stars and stones, but never this
fine specimen of hypermagical
ultraomnipotence. We doctors know
a hopeless case if — listen: there’s a hell
of a good universe next door; let’s go
ee cummings
That is probably for the best TEB.
my reply:
Catskin slippers for moggy and ee cummings are tough acts to follow.
Very hard.
Bison Burger for lunch today
Irony. It’s what’s for dinner.
Actual headline: “Arizona bill to outlaw illegal immigration ”
It’s already illegal, dumb ass!!
And every time I load this page, JR Murdoch yells FISTIES! at me and it is disturbing. I feel disturbed. Humph.
ditto I like bison. I have found it a little drier than beef but still very good
ditto: actually, taken at face value that headline equates to: “Arizona bill to in-law legal immigration” according to the double negatives rule…
NS, I thought I was the only one who thought that. this week as i refresh i go to a different tab
If I had a brick right now… I’d hit myself over the head with it… It might be an improvement on the day…
The in-laws are coming across the border?
Jack: some might think that would be action enough…
http://www.brokenhillthemovie.com/
Lejon: Based on the rewrite rule, that headline would read “Arid Clinton to enter crook Mexican”. ;)
CP: Someone Somewhere In Summertime — Simple Minds
ZP cuts into Red Steel 2:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1610-Red-Steel-2
The Wife and I discovered The IT Crowd on Netflix
Brilliant.
“Hello, IT. Have you turned it off and back on again?”
Jejon, I just finished the series. agreed brilliant.