Wedged Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan #162: Wedged
Jack Mangan, Leverne & Shirley
Thanks to everybody who participated in the sixty lines
Promo – Save the Villain (http://savethevillain.com/)
Sixty Lines:
Thanks to:
Amy Bowen
Andrea
Brad P. from NJ
Cj
Coathalia
Dan Shaurette
Danthol
Deadpan Jr. Auxiliary 1 & 2
ditto
Ed from Texas
The Energizer Bunny
EssBee
Gil from Milwaukee
Johnny Null
JR Murdock
Justa J0e
Lo Pan
Nomad Scry
Paul Maki
Rhettro
T-Cat
Vanamonde
ditto sings the US Anthem.
Cj does the Slovakian Anthem
Vanamonde does the Swedish Anthem
Next up: The Deadpan NHL playoff song challange
60 lines Outtakes
ditto tells a grocery shopping story
Justa J0e tells what to find at the local recycling centre
Greasy Nipples:
JR Murdock (First comment of the week)
Johnny Null
The Energizer Bunny
Outrobabble
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Outro music, Danthol recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmmetup.









You mean grounds don’t you LJ? As in hitting them at terminal velocity..
Oh and they missed off Night Gunner on that list..although more an arcade shooter with a WW2 theme.
Well, 4/20 in Boulder is about to commence. Windows open? Check.
Well, expensive, destructive chaos was always the motive, so why should that change now?
Sigh.
Police barricades on the Hill? Check.
I only played Falcon 4, not 3. I enjoyed Ace Combat or whatever that was, too.
If my eyesight was better, I would’ve probably gone into the Air Force. How things change . . .
My first fighter combat simulator was F15 Strike Eagle on the Atari 800XL. Shot down many blocky triangles that were supposed to be Mig 29 Fulcrums. I think Falcon 3 was the most fun I had on a simulator though.
“Tasty snacks sold here!!” signs in every store? Check
Suped-up 3 branched splifs? Check check aaaaaaaaand check.
High – way to the danger zone.
Flying hiiigh into the danger zoooooooooone . . .
So I clicked Ed’s link and got a blue ball.
But it was soooo worth it….
Well it’s still in the mail so we’ll see. :)
I just couldn’t pass up that fine bit of timing :)
CPIMM due to this conversation: a certain AC/DC tune.
I’ve got the biggest blue balls of them all?
First flight sim I player was called Flight Simulator (very literal) on the ZX81.
It was all very serious, so no blowing up planes, but since it was written in BASIC you could easily break into the program and change the on screen messages to something more interesting…
CW: LOST
I feel like playing xevious now.
I used to remember the easter egg trick to get flight simulator on excel.
Lost is still on? Geez, I thought that was done already.
Isn’t there an easter egg to get a flight sim on google maps?
Lost has about a month left. I’m going to need to just avoid all Social Media on Tuesday nights. . . . . .
I cannot believe how many different things I have made progress on today! And I’m going to complete one more task for good measure before I go to bed. (No, I’m not tired yet.)
Once Lost is done, I’m going to go read the Wikipedia entry for it.
Sedona for the next five days. I may not be posting.
Good night
Lejon: COOL!!! I wish I were going.
Okay. Part of one task has been completed. It’s late. Good night, Pan.
I can’t catch up on messages – maybe letter, but it’s important ….
I have no idea what I was just saying. That made no sense. I’m going to try again.
THE SHIRT!!
It’s available again!
i will have it
OK so what I was trying to say was that the site http://www.mostawesomestsiteever.com – I shared it with one of the guys at work and now it’s all anyone is doing between calls.
It’s an addiction and it’s spreading.
Morning, Pan.
Got nothing.
Most deadest site ever?
Morning, Ed, DP. I am sleepy.
Sly B and I are headed South today to set up some gardens for her mom & grandma. And to set up their new computer. If I don’t stop by for a few days, have a good time!
No! Come back!!!!!! *sigh*
You have good trip Essbee.
Wow. Today has put the dead in Deadpan.
CJ your link no workie.
You know what else is an addiction and is spreading?????
Stupidity?
Youre answer is much better than mine. And more poignant.
“Youre” answer? Im a grammar douche
ooops
http://mostawesomestthingever.com
VERSUS!
Thing one wins……
VERSUS!!!!
Thing one wins…
VERSUS!
Thing one wins……
VERSUS!!!!
Thing one wins…
VERSUS!
Thing one wins……
VERSUS!!!!
Thing one wins…
*asplode*
I just have the benefit of cynicism.
And I have the benefit of chlamydia so we both win.
The current 1st round hockey standings are:
Washington vs Montreal
Washington leading 2-1
NJ vs Philadelphia
Philly leading 3-1
Buffalo vs Boston
Boston leading 2-1
Pittsburgh vs Ottawa
Pitts leading 3-1
SJ vs Colorado
Tied at 2-2
Chicago vs Nashville
Nashville leading 2-1
Vancouver vs LA
LA leading 2-1
Phoenix vs Detroit
Tied at 2-2
Lo Pan vs Cream Cheese Bagel
Lo Pan leads 8-1
You get fewer calories if you stick to bagel holes. ;)
CP: Sunshower EP — Ume
lmao. Some funny Ume information in here:
http://www.spinner.com/2010/03/04/sxsw-2010-ume/
Oh I read that ditto! I find it hilarious that theyre being compared to Sonic Youth.
“The comparisons to Kim Gordon are funny, because we don’t even play the same instrument. It’s just, they see this woman musician rocking out with blonde hair — and make the comparison.”
shes dead on there
The new Charlotte Gainsbourg album is on sale at Amazon for $4.
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0034CEDAE/ref=nosim/largeheartedb-20
I agree, Lo Pan.
I liked Owl City the first time… when they were the POSTAL SERVICE.
Serious how can one guy jack the sound of another so bald-facely (new word!) and not get called on it?
Speaking of Postal Service, how the hell did Ben Gibbard land Zooey Deschanel? Maybe I should try to be more sensitive. Clearly it makes up for lack of handsome.
Charlotte Gainsbourg is great. 4$ is awesome price.
BAZINGA!
Booyah.
Captain Governor General Kirk?
http://scifiwire.com/2010/04/canadians-want-capt-kirk.php
The only thing I know about Postal Service is the lead singer is the guy from Death Cab for Cutie, which I prefer much, and have seen in concert twice.
Zack Ward was the lead in the Uwe film “Postal.”
We dont speak the Uwe.
Postal Service real good, Null. I like em more than Death Cab but its really a judgement call on which style you prefer.
Scotty…one to beam… to the governors mansion!!!!!!
Which, btw, UWE and UME should never be confused.
ditto what was the name of that hot little girl band from Paris that you mentioned some months back? (yeah I know thats probably a terrible description). I remember Jeremy saying he wanted to have a naked party with them.
Nevermind…Plastiscenes
Nevermind…..talkin talkin to meself
Plasmatics? …nevermind.
Nirvana? …nevermind.
dammit Rhett….
Speaking of which, is there a song with the line “high kicks high” as a refrain?
If there was a song, I imagine it would go like:
“Beatrix the ninja, high kicks high.
Silent as the night, boots thigh high.
Involved in high kicking hijinks,
makes the bad guys cry.
Beatrix the ninja, high kicks high.”
Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, A, B, Start
Oh wait, was that B, A?
Sweep the leg, Johnny!
Lo Pan: Yep, that was the band.
*pulls left trigger for Renegade move*
dammit, right trigger. I guess I’m a paragon at heart.
Hadouken. . . ?
Jack: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Konami_code
Tiger uppercut?
Pachinko
Pacino
Johnny, I recall using that code to beat Contra.
It was supposed to work for Gradius too, but I think that was a damn, dirty lie.
CP: Coma — Guns N’ Roses
This is ridiculous. Some self-righteous mother is trying to get “Bone” banned.
http://comicon.com/pulse/index.php/2010/04/20/bone-banned/
Lo Pan: Solid advice.
I’m a fan of kogetsuzan, myself.
Jack: Crap, I know you knew that, too. Sorry, just very busy, and preoccupied. Also a lot on my mind, too. Also. As well.
She’ll stick a shuriken in your head
and make you wish you were dead
That’s a ninja
Who else but Rhettro!
You move in for a kiss
but in you’re mouth you get kicked
That’s a ninga
In love you do fall
but nunchuked is your ball
That’s a ninja
Okay, stopping now.
It’s Rhettro, Rhettro, “Giggity Giggity Giggity Giggity Let’s Have Sex!”
I think the mother should be forced to READ Bone and see what the story is all about. I hate stupid parents like ‘her’.
anyway.. it’s a happy rainy day.WOO WOO!
No worries, Null :)
I think everybody’s getting the yoga noogie of stress right now.
CLEAR 25102
LOAD”"CODE
that should make the tumbleweeds feel nostaligic.
Hay Pan, Don’t update you McAfee virus update for a few hours. dat 5958 will kill and Xp system till you update the 5959 which just came out 10 minutes ago
this PSA brought to by Reaper
I’ve never trusted McAfee, it’s AVG for me.
Actually, konami code did work for gradius 3. It gave you extra lives only though.
Debating dealing with awkward coworkers or hiding in the break room nfor 20 more minutes…
I say hide nfor 20.
I use avast! at work. Not a big fan of McAfee, but I’ll take that any day over Norton bullshite.
re: The Bone woman: Hard labor in Siberia, after having her tubes snipped.
Hide for 2d10.
Rhett has been srsly nfunny round here, lately.
Null, I use avast! when me landlubbin’ mateys do a piss-poor job of swabbing the deck.
Yes, avoid Norton Bull Suite.
nfunny? Me?
I’ve been using ESET and have recommended Microsoft’s Security Essentials. ESET isn’t free, but MSE is.
Jack: sho nuf
CP: When Love Comes To Town — U2 & BB King
711
Holy shit!
http://www.heartattackgrill.com/
I’m frightened to click on that link.
Van: According to CNN, anyone over 350lbs eats free there.
ZP has a snipe at Just Cause 2:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1632-Just-Cause-2
ditto: Dan loves that place. You should go with him next time you are out to visit. I’m sure he’d be happy to take you.
I go work now.
Miss y’all and bein’ around nstuff.
“nstuff”
*nsnicker*
Gonna lay nclaim to that ntypo.
Does that mean your user name is actually “ulloperations?”
Happy nHour approacheth.
Cj: Will do. :)
ditto fly here for drinks real quick, wont you?
Its almost Happy nHour. Everyone hop on a flight and come drink and then go home real quick. Yeah! Yeah thats good idea
nHappy nHappy
nJoy nJoy
Let’s just not take it to the nth degree.
nRE: Heart Attack Grill.
Krazy Joe sent a comically cranky email scolding a bunch of Phoenix locals for never taking him there while he was a Valley resident. I have a feeling there will be a HAG expedition sometime around the FPM Pool Party in June.
n
http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1857
Boo
Jack: Not a bad one.
Homeward bound.
http://www.anjingbagus.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/homewardbound.jpg
Just listened to an episode of “Keith and the Girl”. Well, that’s an hour I’m not going to get back.
ESET is the way. My techie dad trusts it completely.
JN: Yeah, that’s how I felt about the episode I listened to. (It was the one where Scott Sigler was interviewed; I only listened to it because Scott put it in his feed.)
I don’t have any AV software installed, though I keep an up to date copy of AVG on both my wife and son’s computers. I’d never heard of ESET though, so I’ll have to try it out sometime.
I’ve never listened to Keith and the Girl. But I’m not really comfortable with Suck-A-Dick Wednesday, so I probably won’t be checking them out.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keith_and_The_Girl#Features
Link for K&tG SADW.
No comment
(NSFpeople) http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1467304/
nDeadpan nis nthe nway.
Someone in the office is playing squardancing music.
nsrlsly