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Jack Mangans Deadpan #164: When I’m 164
These are the Happy Days of Deadpan
Promo – Erotica A La Carte (http://www.eroticaalacarte.com/)
Favourite Deadpan Memories as recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup
Dumbass Memory from EssBee (not with the good kind of vibration – oh baby)
Dumbass Nipples
Ed From Texas
Johnny Null
ditto
Amy Bowen
DJ Bunny
Vanamonde (first of the week)
More Favourite Deadpan Memories
Jack talks about irrational hatred
The first round of the Hockey Playoffs are done. Singers, where are your songs?
Jack’s happy news. We are all happy for you Jack and hope for many more in the future.
Outro Babble
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Closing music is part two of the unnamed “sloppy demo” recorded in Jack’s living room
Jack gives us something to think about
Something Sly B just said made me aggressively agree:
It’s amazing how bigots come out of the closet over some issues.
Yes.
Racist.
*scampers*
Drew Barrymore in a cow suit?
I personally would like to donate money to AZ and the businesses that call AZ home.
I do have a shameless request…
If you’ve read Spherical Tomi, then would you mind writing an honest review for the eBook? My secondary request would be that you don’t engage the trool.
hmm
Jack: What if you’ve only listened?
It would help if I posted the link:
http://www.amazon.com/Spherical-Tomi-ebook/dp/B0012VT9PI/ref=cm_cr-mr-title
Johnny, the podcast text is basically identical to the printed book, so if you feel comfortable that you’ve finished the book (in any format) and would like to write a review, then that would be cool.
It’s also totally cool if you don’t feel comfortable writing any reviews.
I am terribly shy.
I’ll try to get it done soon-ish.
Thanks. I’ll never bring it up here again. Instead:
http://chud.com/articles/articles/23606/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-THE-WILHELM-SCREAM-ANNOUNCES-RETIREMENT/Page1.html
Yes. Yes.
Jack, on podiobooks.com?
EssBee, no, I meant for the Spherical Tomi e-book listing at Amazon.com.
http://www.amazon.com/Spherical-Tomi-ebook/dp/B0012VT9PI/ref=cm_cr-mr-title
ZOMG, Jack. What a prick. When my bloodpressure reaches normal limits, I’ll write a review. I dug the book. I work with a guy who has a similar writing style to good ole Roy. Total wank.
Also, catching up:
flush
By the Time I Get to Arizona remix:
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/05/04/dj-spooky-and-chuck.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29&utm_content=Google+Reader
Thanks :)
I loved the original Public Enemy version, I’ll definitely have to check out the remix.
…… And I’m outta here.
We found a house we love! Makeing an offer tonight. Waiting for the bank to approve it may take some time. But we are excited!
Excellent !
Yea for finding THE house and Yea for an “excited” Leather Clad Mistress !
Whoa, a LCMoD sighting!
Can Jason C be far behind?
I suspect this was no accident….
http://failblog.org/2010/05/04/epic-fail-photos-layout-fail/
I’ve read Spherical Tomi…
Twice.
Whether I can write an acceptable review is beyond me. I’m not good at reviewing things. I don’t even Yelp.
I did enjoy the book very much. I’ll find a nicer way to put that with big words and stuff.
Dan sold our beat up old red truck in less than 2 hours on Craigslist.
Broken a/c, windshield and all – and it sold for $200 over our asking price.
yay Craigslist.
Cj, LCMoD: w00t for good news!
Night, Pan.
Shhhhh…. I’m lurking…
Morning Pan, off to London today, ah the ‘joys’ of being stuck in a box for 4 hours…least the scenery will be nice.
w00t for the good news all around. I hope London is good to you, Van.
Goodnight, Maki.
I hadn’t realised there was still a market for these:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/05/04/ti-nspire-graphing-calculator-gets-a-new-touchpad-nerds-swoon-w/#comments
Not as good as the TI-89 it seems…
I’m still awake again.
Any news on the new job you applied for Cj?
Imagine that, I’m awake, too.
Also awake.
Always Wear A Kite Einstein
Well I’m on my way, Toooot! Toooot!
Have fun, Van!
Will write review for you, Jack. Ill have to read the book again, its been years. But I enjoyed it thoroughly so thatll be easy. Ol’ Roy’s review was a great piece of comedy gold tho. Amazon trolls are awesome.
So that’s why it tastes so good!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/image/watertruth
actually, I don’t like bottled watter. I’m cheap.
Congrats, LCMoD!
Jack, I’ll try and write a review later this week. People should also click on “No” for “Was this review helpful?”
Good man, ditto.
Good Pan, Lo. :)
Van, the job never opened up for applications as I was told it was. I’m still waiting for it to be available so I can apply for it.
I have been contacted by some other depts in the company that want me to come learn more about them so I’m ready when the opening IS there… I have a leg up on that at least.
Thank you for asking :)
Great quote for the day:
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
– Napoleon Bonaparte
And contrary to other Deadpanners, I’m still asleep. ZZZzzzz
LIES!!!
Lying…
down.
Nap time.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20100503/D9FFJB301.html
So it appears the iPad is not a flop after all. In fact it appears quite absorbent of market share.
Oh, Rhett. . . .
:)
[Lo Pan] dammit rhett! [/Lo Pan]
http://xkcd.com/736/
Certainly beats all of the grumpy political noise in the intertubes today. I’m not hiding from reality, just getting a little burnt out on stressful crap.
best one yet
http://www.youtube.com/wii
I Shall Call Him… Mini Schrute hehe
http://pbh3.tumblr.com/post/570332575/i-shall-call-him-mini-schrute
Only the techies have been decrying the iPad. While I don’t really want one at the moment, I recognize it for what it is: a commodity computer. It is a harbinger of things to come.
about 6 years ago through work I had a convertible laptop and it was heavy. that is the one and only thing I didn’t love about it. Even with XP and some tools the experience was awesome a little buggy at the time but still awesome.
interesting and on topic (of the minute)
http://www.techvert.com/ipad-alternatives/
oops forgot the link
I played with an iPad at work. I’m in a contest to win one and although I’m sure I’d enjoy it, as would the kids, I just really wasn’t that impressed… yet
I do appreciate Van’s earlier link though.
The iPad is an interesting product. My son bought an iPod Touch with his own money and he really likes it. So I can see a larger version of that doing well. Basically a large, easy to use internet device that can play “Flash” like games. I personally have a bigger need for a laptop, as my mobile needs require beefier processing. What I’d love is something simular to the iPad, with a detachable keyboard and ability to run full Windows programs. I predict that Micro$oft will have a product like that out in 5 years.
I need a word that .. that means creative… comes up with ideas.. not ingenious but to explain the way children are when they are creatively coming up with ways to climb over a fence.
Oh. never mind.. “resourceful” is the word I wanted.
Thank you!
I hope this is a MightyMommy article, and not a real occurrence in your own yard?
RE: iPad. Haven’t tablet PCs been out for years?
I’m probably going to buy the iPad when we finally get to see the damn thing in the UK. Just the wifi version, as I won’t be taking it outdoors (got the phone for that).
Mainly for the games, and I won’t ditch my netbook as I will need it to sync the iPad with.
Hell, I don’t even know what Yelp is. I’ll Google it later.
Yes – Mighty Mommy article.
My fences are quite tall – even for us grups.
Jack: yes, they have though that isn’t the important aspect if the iPad. It is a very mobile commodity computer. The way people interact and consume resources with an iPad is very different from traditional models, but it is the same direction that all consumer computing is moving towards. The traditional PC market will be largely dead in 5 years.
wow:
http://www.forkparty.com/animals-with-super-powers-jellyfish-snake-wolverine/
CP: Upside Down — Boom Boom Satellites
Jack: I won’t be able to get you my anthem by tonight but it will be done this weekend.
It’s all good, ditto. Tonight is looking to be an interview show anyway.
I still owe two stinking anthems too.
CP: We Were Witchy Witchy White Women — Electric Six
Holy shit! I just saw a picture of Justin Bieber. I’ll have to ask his mother if he sleeps through the night yet. It’d be rude to ask if she’s still breast-feeding.
So I accidentally clicked on his link. So the kid f’ed up. He’s what, 10? 12? Do people really expect him to be 100% all the time, and while on camera to boot? Why not just kick him in the nuts while you’re at it (or at least when they descend).
What about holding adults to such ideals? Why give others a pass?
You “accidentally” clicked the Justin Bieber link from your Favorites menu, Johnny? ;)
I kid.
I wasn’t aware that he’d done something horrible.
Yeah, off the stupid Yahoo launchpad thing. Yahoo has been more wonky than ever.
Apparently, he didn’t recognize the word “German” or “Germany”. Perhaps in his defense, the interviewer was a kiwi. Kiwi, right? That’s not a slur, is it? I’m not up on my racial epithets. But really, it took me probably at least three shows until I could figure out what the hell the host of Starship Sofa was saying. I can see a thick accent throwing off a pre-teen.
Of course, the real question is why this is news. But that’s an ever-present question.
Green grass for us sheep, to keep us distracted from the wolves?
Heading out.
There’s a lot to be said for a single bed, in a small room with plain painted walls…gawd how I hate mirror doors on wardrobes.
Jack: I used to think that way. NFL gets a similar rap. I’ve come to the conclusion that humanity just likes something shiny and non-threatening. It’s a system looking for its lowest energy state.
CP: Gay Bar — Electric Six
Lo, I heard this in a documentary just this past weekend!
People in my office have oddly cut hairs.
CP (on my left): The Final Countdown – Europe
CP (on my right): My Humps – Black Eyed Peas (?)
Two different cubicles are having an all-out radio war.
It’s like crazy.
Yes. I am in a call center.
It’s so odd.
Odd, I’m telling you.
For a second, I thought you were describing the hairstyles on either side of you.
Jack, I need you for two things.
Gotta find the time.
I’ll forget what they are when we are both actually available though.
Remind me.
New episode is up.