Holy Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan #165: PG Holyfield Will Break Your Legs
Special Guest PG Holyfield
Check out PG’s website and his book Murder at Avedon Hill (http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/)
Promo – Marc Gunn’s Irish & Celtic Music Podcast (http://celticmusicpodcast.com/)
More with PG Holyfield
Purchase PG’s book Murder at Avedon Hill from Amazon
Also check out PG’s website for Tales of the Children featuring short stories from various authors (including our very own Jack Mangan)
Happy belated birthday to PG!
The contents of PG’s beerless fridge
Greasy Nipples
Vanamonde
Rhettro
Lejon from Chandler
the Energizer Bunny
Nomad Scry (first coment of the week)
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Closing music Deadpan is the Way – recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup
Head on a plate.
Gyrate
Complicate
Infuriate
I hate Kate
LOL
*farts*
flatulate!
fellate?
Frank Frazetta’s dead.
Yowza!
Oh, sad.
It was his fate
Well, DP, I’m off to get drilled. Wait . . . I mean I have a cavity. Wait . . .
Take 2: I’m going to the dentist.
Kaching!
Locals:
Who all is going to LepreCon this upcoming weekend?
EssBee, I hope the dental drilling goes better than it’s been in the Gulf.
#lametopicalhumor#
*black blood of the earth shot*
No con for me this weekend. I have a company picnic.
To which I say WOOT!
I do believe I’m going to a sleepover this weekend too… Girlie night out with movies and munchies… superfun.
I need to put on some “leave the house” type clothes now and go buy my mother-in-law a new sewing machine.
Woo Hoo Sharks!!! Gooo Montreal!!
I call Sharks V. Canadiens (if that is a possible matchup) and it ends in a tie and icecream for everybody, and no singing for Jeremy.
That means youll have to sing twice.
CP: Leave You Behind — Sleater-Kinney
Dentist was easy-easy, Jack, thanks!
Whore.
Me?! Or the dentist?
Heh
Ka-Ching!
CP: Slap Happy – L7
CP: Leviticus: Faggot — Me’Shell Ndegeocello
Me’Shell makes my secret wife list.
Just got back from Atlanta. Levi won 4 of 7 games and against these kids I think that isn’t to bad. I’m a no-go for LepreCon, but plan on going to Phoenix Comic Con at the end of the month. I’d be curious if any locals are doing that? I’m hoping to do the Rock Band thing with Wesley Crusher.
Interest read on the NYPD tapes:
http://www.villagevoice.com/2010-05-04/news/the-nypd-tapes-inside-bed-stuy-s-81st-precinct?src=newsletter
+ing
Crazy traditional Mexican song w/ someone we all know in drag make by Sly B this weekend:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ3iC0SNQpc
-k, +d
cough
Ah, ok. There are a couple of cool top secret events and surprises scheduled for LepreCon this weekend. I’ll try to see that they get recorded in some way.
Congrats to Levi on the 4 for 7 chess victories!
BTW: I hope Lejon and wife are starting to feel better.
*cough*
In drag that Yoda doll you have dressed. I’ll have to watch the video at home later.
Sorry….
Watch the video later at home I will.
I seem to have cleared the room….. This is an amazing story:
http://io9.com/5529877/childs-final-superheroic-wish-is-the-greatest-thing-youll-read-today
Go Seattle!
EssBee – At least the muzak is good in here.
Page two of the NYPD tapes story includes this line
Comma happy.
Who doesn’t love Ke$ha?
http://blogs.phoenixnewtimes.com/uponsun/2010/05/keha_claims_to_not_use_autotun.php
The letters in ehr name can also be rearranged to read “$hake”.
Coincidence? I think not.
Heard that story on the latest Geologic podcast, heartwarming is not a good enough word..
Morning Pan, heading home today, could be a rocky trip home today travel disruptions ahoy.
What a day. A Tuesday, at that. Oh well.
Almost time to go home.
Good, I was done with that Monday, anyway.
*opens trashcan drops in Monday*
awesome:
http://i.imgur.com/ZNecI.jpg
Bet this wasn’t made on a Monday.
Mondays suck
Re: Lost watch along.
I am in the central time zone I’ll start watching it at about 6 AZ time I think. and Sundays I can’t tivo anything because it is full. :(
Course I could always fill up the wave with spoilers! MMMWAH AHAHAHAH…
Morning, DP. It was hard to wake up today. Grr.
YES YES YES! AMEN!
http://i.imgur.com/Gu0AH.png
Right on!!!!!
That’s awesome, reaper. There is a special place in hell for that guy.
My daily morning online rounds have fallen into a predictable pattern:
1) e-mail
2) here
3) Facebook
4) MiceAge
Is tha Amy going after morning Cheese???
*cough*
I’ll get Van’s coat.
Heheh… actually, mostly what I do on Facebook is play a game (PackRat) whose icon is a wedge of cheese… :-)
Dear Mr. Jack Mangan,
This is the door man to the ravenous fan base that has been listening to a story called 16 Pieces at a Time. Many are wondering – When (not if) there is ever going to be a sequel. Poor Jonas really needs his comeuppance.
When can we be expecting this to be completed. Its been 5 years…
Your adoring Fans
CP: 10,000 Pound Ego — Killola
Forgive her… for she knows not what she does.
CW: parks & rec.
I just cant get enough of them dumping on Jerry.
Travel disruptions disappeared like morning mist, home and a decent cup of tea.
To find Dragon’s Lair has dropped to 99c on the iPhone…oooooh the temptation.
CP: XXXO — M.I.A.
Going to be a rough week.
I am noticing that… as well.
Once again reaper’s links are both winners. People should just never let that guy into the lane.
Dear WNDRWolf,
Thank you, man. I’d never intended a sequel to that story, but if there is demand and a workable idea, I can certainly find the next chapter in Jonas’s story. Real life needs to give me a break. Ironically, I’m currently engaged in a real life strategic battle that’s eating away at the core of my being. . . .
Lo Pan: J.C. looks like me.
Where is the Turk when we need him?
CP: The Kiss — The Cure
Jack: Let me know when RL gives you a break to talk The Wall for Wall-a-palooza
On a side note, I rewatched Brazil. I forgot how accurate that movie still is. :)
Brazil is pure truth – - would make an excellent Palooza film. If only it wasn’t so tedious to sit through.
JR, I’ve rewatched the Wall film, I’m ready whenever. (and no one should feel excluded from a Wallapalooza).
Yes, the forces of chaos are hard at work this week.
Joe vs the Volcano could work for a palooza as well :)
And yes, Brazil is brilliant, but quite slow at some points that require a lot of thought.
Oh…good….
;)
;)
;-L
Go Canadiens!
And RE: late merger…. One that I hate is the early merger. The stop traffic to merge with 1000 feet of on-ramp left.
That is one where you want to go to the front, then zipper in. Less traffic. You are now causing 1000ft of needless backup.
I will let people merge in front of me as long a it is pretty clear that they have been trying to get over since the merge was announced and have slowed up to near the speed of my lane. I don’t stop though … I just slow up until there is a car length or so of space in front of me and let them slide in.
HOWEVER …
when we reach that point where it is OBVIOUS that the lane is merging and everyone else has gotten over and you can clearly SEE that the lane ends 1/2 mile ahead … I have been know to move over and straddle the center line in so that the “zippers” can go no farther without having to drive around me on the shoulder.
(I guess this makes me the bad man.)
Once when I did this I saw at least two Tractor Trailer riggs pull over and do the same thing behind me. Ha. Power to the people.
I haz returned…
You should consider the Gastrointeritis diet. I lost 10 lbs in 4 days.
You SHOULD consider it, then reject it for the pile of suck that it is.
Wife and I are feeling much better… Thanks for the well-wishes.
[sarcasm] It should depend on the obvious sticker value of your car. If you’re driving a rusted ’84 Oldsmobile, then you should be legally obligated to let the shiny new BMW cut in front of you. [/sarcasm]
I’m considering whether or not a classic 1940′s Mercedes-Benz has more right to cut in front of that new BMW.
I’m a sucker for the classic to win myself…
Bloody hilarious:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKFTtYx2OHc
Oooh, that turn in picture pretty much captures a large chunk of my commute home each day.
And, while the pricks who cut in line like that piss me off, I think the enablers who leave too large a gap that makes it possible frost me even more.
I seem to often get stuck behind the guy whose personal mission is to let as many people in front of him before we reach the exit as possible. These are the days I wished I drove a rusted out 82 pickup.
Clairification point re: merging at end of merge point…
I’m talking in traffic, bumper to bumper. The “zippers” are assholes when they rush, but when its just going with the traffic and no cutting off…I think its proper.
Jack: Perhaps someday, when enough time has passed, the real-life strategic battle can inspire that story, or some other story.
Hang in there, man. We’ve all got your back.
+1 the back-getting.
Work has been insane. I have, thus far, survived.
And the fascination with bacon continues…
http://www.perpetualkid.com/bacon-soap.aspx
I like bacon as much as the next guy – but I just don’t get our generation’s bacon obsession.
Thank you guys for the back-getting. I sure hope you’re right, Amy. I’d love to be free to focus on creative things again.
Jack: You’re welcome! :-)
CW:Lost
opening seen = Dude holy shit!!
This is one the of episodes we have all been waiting for.
reaper, zip it!
At this rate, we’re going to have to auction Jack’s Back off to the highest bidder :)
Yeah. Totally don’t get the bacon thing. Just not a big bacon fan here.
I mean..
Ya know..
Bacon is ok..
It’s not Red Vines though..
Knowwhati’msayin’?
w00t!!!!
Rejoice!! You are all saved from my singing yet again!!
wha?
:(
im being moderated
or wait…
this is a test of the smarty hottie® emergency system
ha!
wordpress was moderating me cuz I but my url as yay_bitches.com
bitches?
huh… aparently wordpress doesnt like underscores!!
I had my url as yay (underscore) bitches and it wouldnt post it then when I typed the same into this comment field it did the same thing. At first I thought maybe it didnt like the word bithes, but it didnt like hte underscore I guess.
anywho.. allI was trying to say was:
w00t!!!
you are all saved from my singing yet again!!
blackhawks won yo
take THAT Vancouver!!!. Although I love Vancouver. Skinny Puppy is from Vancouver. Vancouver fucking rules.
As long as they aren’t playing Chicago is any sport
Back to the grind today, paste on a smiling face…
Is it midnight yet?
I hear my pillow calling me home.
I haven’t played WoW in over 48 hours. Ya know… I’m just that frakkin’ busy and tired.
I refuse to post the link to the bacon scented candle.
http://www.hotwicks.com/beer-candles-a/140.htm
I finished Spherical Tomi yesterday.
I think I was cliffhangered to death.
Nomad, that may have to be the front cover blurb, if I ever release another edition of Spherical Tomi.
Thanks much for reading (or listening)!
My back thanks everyone again. And I promise, it isn’t hairy.
Goodnight, :shum:
I think I would Snoopy Dance if that happened. But I’m silly that way.
Nomad speaks truth to Mangan!
:)
Good skill to you, Nomad Scry.
Morning, DP!
Snow + massive allergy attack = argh.
EssBee – Wanna trade? I have tornadoes and hail.
No thanks!
400
Gay rights in video games, a timeline:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/11/gay-rights-in-video-games_n_571702.html
Damn shame for those of us with hairy backs.
NS, Jack: LOL!!! Yeah, I remember getting slammed with that, too. My own cliffhanger moment at the end of Questors season 1 pales in comparison. :-)
My hubby has a hairy back, Van. It keeps me warm.
Van, I also don’t mind a hairy back.
Bunny: missed seeing you around here!
Leaving again shortly. With luck, will be in more often, will see how it goes.
Hope everything’s okay, girl. I’ve got your back too – I don’t care how hairy it is.
;)
Might do a movie later this week.
The next one on my list is something about Nazi zombie’s at a ski lodge. That’s gotta be good for a smile or two.
Thanks EssBee. But, just so you know, MY back isn’t hairy. It’s soft, smooth, has a few moles…
I didn’t start getting hair on my back until I turned 40. Then I realized how hairy my ears had gotten. Well, that and when my wife started stroking my ears and I thought… how romantic… then she started PULLING THE HAIR ON MY EARS!!! OW!!!!
the moment was lost :)
CP: Doublewide — Galactic
funny:
http://www.designzzz.com/creative-and-humorous-food-photography/
New Awesomeness from Think Geek:
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e071/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/e06c/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/xkcd/dadc/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/xkcd/dacb/
http://www.thinkgeek.com/tshirts-apparel/xkcd/dae9/
CP: Oh Oh I Love Her So — The Ramones
CP: Certainly — Erykah Badu
CP: Gorecki — Lamb
So I’m thinking of writing my own novella called “Cubical Tony.” It’s about this guy named Tony and his life working in a cubical, with his bosses sucking out his life force and selling it on Ebay.
That’ll get great reviews on amazon, Rhett.
Rhettro: Don’t forget to include PC Load Letter
You put your hand upon my hip. When you dip I dip we dip…
*gun to head*
Beware of dip
http://www.usa-traffic-signs.com/Dip_p/w8-2ra16.htm
The kid in the cube across from me is named Tony
Tony, Tony Bo-Bony Banana Fanna Fo-Fony Fee-Fi-Mo Mony
Tony
You dip we dip
Bean dip
hip dip
Fun dip
Fun hip
Cubicle Tony = funny. :)
Spherical Rhettro: Combat Stapler
Diplodocus with diptheria?
PC Load Letter? what the fuck does that mean
reaper <—– late to the party
bean hip?
JR – hahah. Been there. So very not fun.
Lo Pan – What’s the fascination with Skoal today?
Ah ah ah ah. I so funny.
Fun Whip
Let’s Dance
Put on your red shoes
and dance the blues
He shoots. He Skoals!
Cool dhhip.
Everyone wins!!! And also loses
Nomad Im slacking! I havent given you your weekly dose of demoncat lately.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
You know… when I signed up for this gig, this being a dad, I never realized it would include trying to restring a guitar.
I have no idea what I am doing.
But I’m pretending real good.