And so here we have the first ever (and last ever) all-text Unshow. Welcome to Unshow #52. If there’s time in next week’s Deadpan episode, I will explain the recent Deadpan strangeness ’round here.
GO NORTH. EXAMINE ROOM.
Anyway, I have received most – but not all – of the 60 Lines Readings. If you’ve volunteered, I still need your 60 Lines readings – - or a notice that you can’t make it, please!
I also need your hockey tunes (That also includes my song requirement due to the Phoenix Coyotes’ loss at the hands of the Detroit Red Wings. cough). I think we’re just about ready to shut down this meme.
I promise to say this joke aloud on the next audio episode (remind me), but I figured it was somewhat timely and couldn’t wait a full week:
Why is there an arrow on top of the Airbender kid’s head, pointing down at him? Wouldn’t it be funny if the arrow said, “I’m with stupid”?
It will be funnier when spoken aloud.
Why sure, climb into my spoon:
# reaper Says:
June 24th, 2010 at 4:57 am
Drive by
hay pan busy week.
congrats Jack
/drive by
# DJ Bunny Says:
June 24th, 2010 at 8:46 am
In regards to the whining, I meant, but it applies to Cindi Lauper too.
# Johnny Null Says:
June 25th, 2010 at 11:13 am
I think I saw minutes of Buffy, shook my head, and turned off the boob-tube.
# EssBee Says:
June 25th, 2010 at 11:16 am
Cj, I want a cheese sandwich!
# Amy Bowen Says:
June 29th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
The Smarty Hotties® said:
Thanks for answering my questions Amy :) I appreciate you taking the time. Can’t wait to hear your Chicago tune!!
You’re very welcome! 
# justa J0e Says:
June 30th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Going to see a matinée’ of Toy Story 3 today.
I need suggestions for how to keep from crying in public.
# Nomad Scry Says:
June 30th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
We have a high concentration of lefties in the 
…
YAY!
AND….. the first of the week:
# Vanamonde Says:
June 23rd, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch
You are listening to Jack Mangan’s Deadpan. We are Deadpan. Deadpan is the Way.
Send voicemails, plz. 206-350-TOMI (8664).
or.
Send recordings: sphericaljackmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm at gmail dot com. With only 1 “m” in “sphericaljackm”.
Thank you for being Deadpan. This is a wonderful group of people, and I appreciate your continued indulgence through the strange times and the fun. Individually, we are mighty; together, we are. . . meaty? No, that’s not it. Together, we are not mush. We are Deadpan; Deadpan is the motherfucking way. Goodnight, Deadpan.
I’m not coming back after the – - oh, right.
Happy Canada Day, Canadiens and Canadians.
Happy upcoming July 4th weekend, Americans.
Day one at new job = Joy!
I have to go grocery shopping now!
Congratz on your new job too TSH!
“A better Cure? Like if Robert Smith was more sober?” In no way is that a better Cure
A better Cure would erase the song “Friday, I’m in Love” from existence.
True. But would keep Disintegration for always
I love me some Lacuna Coil. And I would marry Christina Scabbia if that fuckflake from Slipknot hadnt defiled her first.
It would kind of suck if a better Cure existed. I wouldn’t know of them if it weren’t for “Friday, I’m in Love.”
Rhettro: Have a good time in San Diego! :-)
Cj: Yay for good new job experiences! :-)
Today was Day One for me, not at a new job, but at a new work site. It was good, but not great. I miss having a bulletin board and an extra monitor, but I actually like having so many other people around with whom to share a common goal. I really appreciate the presence and advice of some other people who have been working on this database project for longer than I have, too.
Never let it be said I was untrue
I never found a home inside of you.
Never let it be said I was untrue
I gave you all my time.
The Cure do have a ton of fantastic material, especially – but not limited to – the Disintegration album.
Congrats Amy and Cj about the cool new job stuff!
Goodnight :justincase:
OH, I need to retweet Roger Ebert:
Roger Ebert ebertchicago
Starfish Hitler is defeated by the worst martial arts in movie history. http://j.mp/cK0nln
I find it all rather depressing that everytime I discover a new type of food preparation I like it’s even more unhealthy than fried bread.
I’m willing myself to like salads…but it ain’t happening.
The 10 most influential calculating devices:
http://pcplus.techradar.com/feature/features/10-most-influential-computers-06-07-10
Starfish Hitler is crAzy!
Reminds me of Evil Dead. Sorta.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1YhO2rFSjc
My pops used to work with the PDP.
That sentence represents the sum total of my knowledge of the PDP.
Wait, The Cure wasn’t just some one hit wonder band?
/runs
Showing your place in the universe:
http://lolsnaps.com/?media_id=285&cat_type=all&order_type=latest&pagenum=1
Don’t forget to eat the cake..
I loves the Cure, but agree that Friday is very pop-ish. To be honest, they did the same thing in the 80s with Love Cats. The joke at the time was that they needed to release a pop hit every decade just to replace the fans that uh… were no longer around. :)
Medical stuff is SO COMPLICATED.
Welll yes Essbee, if it wasn’t everybody would be a Doctor.
So the special edition of The Secret of Monkey Island 2 is coming out on Steam in about 4 hours, if you prepurchase you get the original Monkey Island as a freebie.
Maybe they should keep those a secret Van…
A well deserved groan LJ!
I try… I really try…
Do! Or do not! There is no try.
No, really, dude, there IS a try. Think outside the box, or you know, look in a dictionary.
Not in my dictionary. ;)
*rip rip*
You could give mine a try…
There can be only one.
*toss*
… but so many catches.
I have something to say…
It’s better to burn out, than fade away.
Muwahaha
EssBee, your last two posts are kind of concerning. I hope all is well.
Telegrams: The original Text Messaging system.
***STOP***
Collaborate and listen
ALL IS WELL ON THE HIGH SEAS
***STOP***
FARNSWORTH TOTES PUKED ALL OVER THE DUCHESSS LOL
***STOP***
SAW SOME ICEBERGS LAST NIGHT AND WAS ALL WTF
***STOP***
THE BAND ROCKS PLAYED BLUE DANUBE FOR US AT THE BALL
***STOP***
RL:LOL
(funny shit)
HEE-HAW AND MERRY CHRISTMAS
***STOP***
NOT GETTING MUCH SLEEP
***STOP***
NEWLYWEDS IN NEXT CABIN
***STOP***
ALL NIGHT LONG
***STOP***
DON’T
***STOP***
DON’T
***STOP***
DON’T
***STOP***
DON’T***STOP***DON’T***STOP***DON’T***STOP***
I am humbled by your wit.
Thanks, Jack. Nothing life-threatening. Just bleh health issues and AREYOUFUCKINGKIDDINGME insurance issues.
MSSRS PADFOOT MOONEY WORMTAIL AND PRONGS
WE REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT WE WILL NOT BE USING YOUR COMPANY SERVICES TO PRINT OUR SCHOOL DIRECTORY AND MAPS
STOP
THE HEADMASTER HAS DETERMINED THAT WHILE YOUR CARTOLOGICAL ENDEAVORS ARE IMPRESSIVE THE MAP DESIGN WILL CAUSE SERIOUS UPHEAVAL IN THE SCHOOL
STOP
WE SHALL APPRECIATE YOUR EFFORTS ON THE SCHOOLS BEHALF AND WE WILL RETAIN THE SAMPLE MAP TO REFERENCE YOUR WORK FOR FUTURE CONSIDERATIONS
STOP
SINCERELY
ARGUS FILCH
CARETAKER HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
STOP
Suxors EssBee. You have my sympathy.
Of course, Owls are more secure…
CP: The Greatest Light Is The Greatest Shade — The Joy Formidable
Fucking stone washed jeans. Me thinking of you EssBee.
My ass does not look great in stone washed jeans.
Ahh, but does your ass look great out of them… that’s the real question…
Thanks, Lo. You are supr sweet.
Lejon, I’m pretty sure that’s the only way anyone’s ass looks good around stone washed jeans.
That’s fair… perhaps you should try Stoned jeans washed in “acid”
stoned genes
CP: Only Happy When It Rains — Garbage
zomg I’m like at starbucks and they’re all out of muffins wtf!!!!!!!
***STOP***
(disclaimer: not really at starbucks)
***STOP***
CP: Vow – Garbage
Me n ditto…..rulz
Garbage = swoooooooooon
I am that song title!
The rain one that is and not that v word.
The v word!
Vow
Vow
Vow
Vow
Vow
Oh THAT ‘V’ word
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Wow
Eeeeeeeeeeeeeek!
http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2010/07/06/new-harry-potter-poster-debuts/
Deadpan rulz
rul #1 – don’t talk about deadpan
V word….?
Vuvuzuela?
MDME LADY GAGA
YER LYK SOOOOO KEWL
STOP
MY FRENDS DRESS JST LYK YEW AND MOM SAYS WE GET TO SEE YER CONSERT
STOP
LUV YEW
KTHXBAI
STOP
Vajazzle
MDME LADY GAGA
CWOT
STOP
STOP COPYING MADONNA RULZ
STOP
STOP
CP: You’re No Good — Sons of Freedom
STOPOTS
I miss the days of Bubba-bo-bob Brain.
[tangent]
omg is spain about to get into the world cup final???????
[/tangent]
LADY GAGA
***STOP***
COPYING DAVID BOWIE
***STOP***
[tangent2]
I was sure Germany was going to obliterate Spain like they did my beloved Argentina
[/tangent2]
posting same time as justa j0e = mega MEGA swoon
Wow. I thought for sure Germany would beat Spain. With about 5 minutes to go, I think that is very doubtful.
I know.. Spain vs Holland, eh???
Kinda wanna go with Holland.. or maybe I just want to be in Amsterdam when they win :)
wow what a party that will be!!
TSH and I reached a simultaneous post!
Hehehe.
I think this is the point where most people need a smoke. ;)
Well if the propeller heads are to be believed than Holland will win due to match fixing.
Don’t know the manga character, but she looks like she should be in Thunderbirds:
http://www.japanator.com/elephant/photo.phtml?post_key=7004&photo_key=2168
MR JOHNNY DEP
I HEARD THAT YOU WERE UP FOR THE LEAD IN THE DOCTOR WHO MOVIE
STOP
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE TAKE THE ROLE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
STOP
YOUR BIGGEST FAN
TIM B
STOP
OMG, I need a smoke. BAD.
Dear M. Night, I understand you’re planning to continue making movies.
***STOP***
Your first three were fantastic, but something seems to have gone wrong since Signs.
***STOP***
If you’re thinking of making another, then please just
***STOP***
For the love of all that’s holy, please
***STOP***
Is It Me Or Do You Love My Hair?
It’s you. I’ve never seen your hair…
I used to have Janis Joplin hair. Now my hair is kinda meh.
Bald is just another word for no hair left to lose.
Welcome to the Jungle
we’ve got fun and games.
We’re all stars now
in the Dope show
We’ve been dancing with
Mr. Brownstone
Come on, baby,
do the locomotion.
It’s just a jump to the left
and then a step to the right
put your hands on your hips
and pull your knees in tight.
Take me by my little hand
and go like this.
’cause Jesus he knows me
and he knows I’m right.
Your own personal Jesus;
Someone to hear your prayers.
If you fall, I will catch you.
I’ll be waiting.
I am, I am, I am
Superman, and I can do anything.
Epiphany – You do not do drugs. Drugs do you.
Although, that may not be completely true for everyone here :)
Ed, I’m now picturing someone having naughty things done to them by a bong, thcx for that.
Can I get a “hell yeah”?
Van: I’m surprised you don’t recognize Cammy from Street Fighter.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cammy
ditto: hat’s all wrong, and she’s got lightning bolts on her stockings, not camo…—but I only looked at her for 30 seconds, so what do I know.
Right. I’m going to stop being contrary and head on home to my wife, whom I get to drive to work, because she has developed “rotor cuff tendinitis”, and the drugs she’s about to be on are not ones to be driving on (can I get a “heal yeah?”)
Aaarggh, I’ve never played Alpha 3 version of SF.
The young lady filled that costume well.
cough
LJ, if your missus had a problem with her feet would you want a heel yeah?
Damn, Ed, did you catch anthrax? The Andromeda Strain?
Get better and get off those drugs.
***STOP***
LJ – Nice mash. I actually recognized quite a bit of it. Shocking, isn’t it?
Set me free
Oh, Heaven’s a lie
Lejon: I agree with NS, that was a good lyrics mash.
Go Rockies.
Snarf
I guess I am sold on the 11th. I “what? no!”ed at the screen when it said Christmas.
:grumble grumble: