An indepth discussion between Jack Mangan and J.R. Murdock about all things Pink Floyd The Wall, recorded on 6-15-2010, for those who are paying close attention.
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Joel/Mike… So who is your favorite Crow?
I should be in bed…
Connecticut? Only jerks live there.
Trace Beaulieu by far by far!
Number One,
Set Unitard on Stunning.
Snark Factor Two.
Engage.
OOOOOH YEAH! New project up n comin!!!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1274298/
“plot summary”
I’m glad I was alone when I saw this because I busted out laughing:
http://i.imgur.com/HJkxg.png
maybe thats wrong but I don’t care
“Because this project has been listed as in ‘development’…” it may get canceled before it gets the chance to suck every last cent out of the pockets of poor schmucks who bought into the first 3 movies.
The last Mummy film just was not racist enough. Let’s do Aztecs this time!
The first two were actually good films. “Ancient Chinese Secre.” er “Mummies” sucked.
“plot summary” – lolololz!
wndrwolf: I don’t see your e-mail listed on your blog/site/thing.
I have a feeling I’m about to be taken to the woodshed on a conference call. I say, bring it on.
And “good” clearly meaning enjoyable.
Lo Pan: perhaps I should have amended that to say “the last movie”
Oh Ess, whudjoodonow?
We dont talk about that one, Lejon. It never happened. GO BAD MUMMY SEQUELS!
Are you me mummy?
And who would have guessed that Rachel Weis would make such a good decision on not taking the paycheck on that one…
MMmmmmMMmmm…. Rachel Weis….
I need to learn my PLACE, Lo!
Creepy Torchwood! “Are you me mummy?”
The Empty Child/Doctor Dances Proof that Moffatt is a great choice to lead the Doctor Who train…
Yeah… Creepy in a gas mask
LEARN IT!!!!!!! NOW!!!! CHINA IS HERE MISTAH BURTON!
Mmmmmm more Weisz please
Wow, I figured I was older than her, but I didn’t realize it was only a few months…
Shes a sassy 40 year old….
So are you LeJoJo
And, again, yes… MMmmmmmoooore Weisz please
I’m not sassy. I can’t pull off sassy.
snarky, geeky, sarcastic, satirical, mean, bureaucratic, ill-fitting, diabetic, and goofy maybe, but not sassy.
Assy?
My wife says I have no ass… so no.
However, Gassy would also work
Crassy?
Oh yeah, that too
But not Brassy. It turns my skin green.
It wasn’t too bad. I am obviously not in charge, and now everyone knows it, but I’m pretty sure we all knew it before the CCH.
EssBee, just keeps thoughts of Rachel Weisz in your head… I do…
Lejon do you suffer from Noassital?
Maybe you should be in charge, Ess.
I think it’s time I Weisz up.
I am not the right person to be in charge in a corporate environment. My hair just isn’t right.
All the more reason…
Essbee, try more useless catch phrases.
I like the synergy of what you’re suggesting, JOe. Maybe you and Lo Pan can have a knowledge transfer and fuck a duck.
I think I’d like to be Weiszend. Repeatedly.
ROTFL !!!!
Now THAT’S outside the box!
Yowza!
You chose Weiszly, J0e
I’ll need to see some metrics by EOB. With Q3 just beginning, we don’t want to place our resources in the wrong duck.
Perhaps we need to ramp-up our facilitating to ensure we can fast-track this mission-critical duck fucking.
I think I am a Weisz guy.
JOe, I’ve decided you have what it takes to lead out on the committee to determine our list of touchpoints that will help us determine whether or not we have the right duck. Unfortunately this promotion is in name only. I don’t have the ability to give you a bump in salary, but feel free to leave 2 minutes early for the rest of the week as a “thank you.”
If all goes well, we should have this duck right where we want him by 2012.
Well I’m not clicking on that ditto link incase it includes the giant spiders.
/shudder
Should a supermarket weekly ad include a photo of “fresh beef tongue” even if it’s on sale? I’m going with hell no.
EssBee, I don’t find Beef tongue all that good. It is usually bland. I worked at a sausage factory for 4.5 years when I was in high school and college so I got to try lots of strange food.
I’ve had the beef tongue but heard it wasn’t as good as the penis. Wait.. what?
If have an ereader (or you are kinked enough to enjoy reading PDFs on your computer monitor) and like fantasy check out Butcher Bird by Richard Kadrey:
http://www.richardkadrey.com/books.html
The book is free if you follow the link and not hit the buy button..
Fresh Beef Tongue = our band name.
Yes to Rachel Weisz, although I’m gonna have to go ahead and hate big-time on the first two Mummy films. Brendan Fraser is movie kryptonite.
FYI: EssBee, sorry to hear of your unfortunate setback. I’ll reach out to Lo Pan to get his blue sky status RE: the duck-fucking and massage some data. Maybe we can pow-wow to discuss options for leveraging our resources more efficiently.
Rhettro, I stayed away from the penis. Kind of a policy…
. . . sausage factory . . .
EssBee, I get that reaction a lot… makes me laugh every time.
It’s not for you Essbee
Cough
I grew up the daughter of a dairy farmer. Like Rhettro, I have had the tongue.
LOL, Van
I think Sausage Factory should be our band name.
Joining us tonight, just back from their Helmet Party tour, SAUSAGE FACTORY!!!
reaper, tell us how the road has been treating you.
Nicotine gum!
EssBee, as you might expect it’s been hard…
Balls.
LOL, reaper.
EssBee, and don’t get me started on the costumes…
CD: Listening to the rain
CD: strangely, hoping it will rain…
N…N….N…..N……oooooooooo n…n…n..oooo
http://www.avclub.com/articles/michael-bay-producing-3d-update-of-hansel-and-gret,43296/
Lo Pan that should be a Tim Burton project.
“if you end up lost in the woods… you may just find yourself”
WTF?
OK… where to I start
1.) Does Hansel and Gretel need 1.5-2 hours of story time? NO
2.) How many explosions can Michael Bay leave out of this film? NONE
3.) Is there any way that 3-D can help this centuries old tale? NO
4.) OMG, can you believe this is being done??? NO
Next up…Jack n Jill in: Horror Hill! *splode*
Little Boy Blue, and Smurfs Too
(yeah, it’s a crossover)
I can see the climax…
Hansel and Gretel (played by Ewan McGregor and Scarlet Johansson) running slow mo as the wicked witch’s cottage (and by cottage I mean giant abandoned oil refinery) in the woods (and by woods I mean desert) explodes in HD to a Hans Zimmerman score.
I shall watch Scarlett Jo run in slow mo no matter what film its in
Instead of bread crumbs, maybe Hansel can leave a trail of grenades as they explore the witch’s forest.
And the house made of candy… Meth lab…
And by “witch” you mean scantily clad 20something actress.
Buckaroo Bonzai en route for Wednesday! w00t!
again with the ROTFL !!!
Essbee – you are banned from posting the following phrase “I have had the tongue.” unless you first give adequate warning!
What if I had just taken a huge sip of something? I could have choked to death or destroyed my computer or both!
…. hehehehehe “I have had the tongue.”
hehehhehehehehe
Lo Pan, she needs to have a strategically placed mole, or she can’t be the witch…
hehehehehehe
Rhettro said it first!
Lejon said “And the house made of candy… Meth lab…”
Okay, so scarily enough … there was recently a “Podcastle” episode that WAS a re-imagining of Hansel and Gretal that went this direction. The were waifs who escaped from a home for troubled kids.
The witch had survived for some centuries, having previously lured young solders from the battle field. The magic that traped them was in her pipe and I think was supposed to be poppies.
The story actually woked … but only for the 40 minutes or so that it ran. There was no way that another 50 minutes of explosions could have helped.
BTW: This is filarious:
http://chatroulettetrolling.com/2010/07/20/email-troll-have-a-permit-for-that-sprite/
woked = worked (in this case)
hehehehe
woka woka woka
[Beavis]hehehe[\Beavis]
Still thirsty for justice? Jack, that link got an audible HA! from me.
Going back to the morning – I appreciate Lo Pan’s correction. I want no incest with my Firefly, thank you.
Thankfully, Texas has it’s own electric grid…and it the nation’s largest producer of wind electricity.
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=110997398
And by Firefly you mean MMMMMITCHELL!!!!
I did not know that about Texas. Maybe the new state slogan should be:
Texas Breaks Wind.
No?
Texas blows?
And when Texas secedes you can market and sell it to us
(I kid Ed from Texas)
I dont…. ;)
Damn we’ve been prolific the last two days. We’re killing me.
Re: “My beer brewing buddy worked for the TVA for some years back and has given me an earful on how screwed up our “National Grid” is. More things the average guy just really doesn’t want to know.”
I would have read the whole post, but I just really don’t want to know.
Rachel Weisz = 40
Lejon = 40
Me = 40
This is starting to freak me out, man.
This whole duck-fucking project was flawed from the beginning. The process was not properly scoped and the requirements were too vague. Try submitting an RFI and I’ll see if we can put something together for you by the end of next month. We can have a proposal in by December. If accepted, we can hash out an IMS and a SOW by early next year.
Texas Breaks Wind
Well, I’ve found the name for my band :)
Ed – that link was chock-full-o-info! Thanks.
Tonight in concert, TBW!
For those in the States looking for something to do this Sunday, AMC is running a special (again). $1 for any size drink or popcorn – and if you get the large, refills are free as well.
This deal came up a few weeks ago and we took advantage of it to suffer through “The Last Airbender”.
AMC also runs heavily discounted tickets on showings before noon. They were $5 here in Houston.
Here’s the coupon:
http://a.slickdeals.net/attachment.php?attachmentid=391670&d=1279628259
So is the duck-fucking being “back burnered” ?
That paradigm would be a non-starter with me as I really felt like the duck was “low hanging fruit” and that we were very near term with increased capacity for duck-fucking across all platforms.
Joe, I’m afraid you’re just not a team player. There’s no “I” in team, don’tcha know?
There aint no “we” either.
Did I mention that I’m not taking my laptop with me? Soo… I will try to check in here on my phone, which btw, has an AWESOME scrolling thingiemebopper.. so yeah.
OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG I’m fricken excited. I’m not gonna sleep tonight.
I haven’t packed yet.
Yikes?
Oh and I gotta post pictures from today. I drove a racekart? a gokart racecar.. whatever.. look!
http://web9.twitpic.com/img/132854132-e62ca5f2df97dd59ba8367539a77ce12.4c4677c8-scaled.jpg
seriously.. I can’t drive these things for CRAP and my arms are sooo sore.
So much fun was had! I highly recommend it for the next deadpan meetup.
You can buy grown-up type drinks there, but not until after you race… go figure. :)
http://www.f1racefactory.com/
There is a an “eat” and a “me” in team.
And forget Lebron, it looks like the true free agent drama of the Summer rolls on.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/news;_ylt=AguMAaaFmPEg7XgW5JSAcxF7vLYF?slug=ap-devils-kovalchuk
The NHL rejected Ilya Kovalchuk’s deal.
Looks awesome, Cj. Have fun at Comicon!
Did you and JR and Amy ever figure out plans to meet?
We have an email thingie going with Amy. I gave them my cell.
Wish you were going too! That’d be so fun!
Maybe next year. Have fun!
Mush, :goodnight:
BTW, RE: Ghostbusters 3 and Bill Murray:
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/543136/bill_murray_vs_ghostbusters_3_the_latest_chapter.html
http://www.denofgeek.com/movies/543159/what_happened_when_a_journalist_asked_m_night_shyamalan_the_big_question.html
Goodnight :really:
You don’t want to make this Winnie angry:
http://m.boingboing.net/2010/07/21/winnie-the-hulk.html
Quick check in: Hi!
Vacationing at the parents house where three of my siblings (and their significant others) all live. It is awesome but somewhat overwhelming for my wife.
Be deadpan.
Hey Pan!
Have fun at ComicCon, Cj.
My hubby is currently hunting. I found a spider on my shirt, threw the shirt on the bed and left the room. Now hubby has to locate the spider somewhere on the unmade bed before I’ll go back into the bed room.
In XBox news, hubby bought 3 new games… for himself. I sort of knew “my” gift was really more for him.
We did get Carcasonne for XBox as well though and played a couple of rounds of that together.
What were the games TEB?
CL: at the cinema waiting for Inception to start.
He got the original Halo, Perfect Dark Zero and the first Gears of War.
He tried to get me into a match in GoW but after one round I decided it wasn’t really for me.
Ok, It’s obviously too early in the morning.
“CL: at the cinema waiting for Inception to start.”
C = currently
L = ?
Lazing about? Littering the theatre floor? Letting things happen? Licking popcorn butter from your fingers?
I think one of my spreadsheets is corrupt. It will be very annoying if I have to ask IT for the last back up.
Loitering?
Living it up?
Lifting feet so people don’t step on your toes?
Me: “Hi VP, your request is impossible.”
VP: “Hi, EssBee. We MUST make this happen.”
Me: “It is LITERALLY impossible.”
VP: “Please keep me informed on how you make it happen.”
EssBee, Try the flux-capacitor or maybe a Smelloscope to help find the answer. And don’t forget to fill out the TPS report when you are done
Wow, panites. You guys have been busy.
CP: Giving Birth To Imagined Saviors — Red Sparowes
They are an instrumental rock band that I really enjoy.
Damn. I shouldn’t have read this. Now I’m hungry.
http://japanesefood.about.com/od/seafoodfish/a/aboutunagi.htm?nl=1
Yeah whats with that Kovalchuk nonsense? 17 years? Wowywow….
It seems GB3 is doomed and Bill Murray should take more time to read the details. (Going back to Jacks GB link).
Unagi-no-Kabayaki!!! Keeeeeeyah!
CP: Intolerance — Tool
Oh nos. The dreaded unagi bitch slap. Eeek!
Wow. I’m betting this girl will be very popular. :D
http://blastr.com/2010/07/xx-amazing-costumes-from.php
Must not laugh….
Must not laugh….
Must not laugh….
Cant not laugh….
http://www.inquisitr.com/wp-content/congratulations-you-just-beat-two-trees.jpg
Dammit ditto….now I have to take a “bathroom break” thanks to that pic. Ouch!
I don’t know Lo, maybe that is an accomplishment. Maybe the contest was to absorb carbon dioxide
Lo Pan: LMFAO
Maybe he allowed a bird to nest in his hair…
I think I broke my Pikachu
Bunny wins
Maybe he protected someone from a rainfall…
I could go on, but I wont.
I think you got to the root of the issue. :)