This Unshow episode guest starring Cj of the Love Long and Prosper podcast!
Mighty Show Notes ’til You Cough.
Mighty Deadpan Unshow 51
The Deadpan Goddess graces us with her presence so we may bask in her glory.
Cj of the Love Long and Prosper podcast (http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)
Discussing JR Murdock and his big truck (http://jrmurdock.com/)
Cj visited San Diego comicon (http://www.comic-con.org/)
The Palooza movie is Dark Star. Have you watched it yet? You have until August 25th.
A Jackless Palooza? Really?
Coming soon:
60 lines part 3
Collaborative song
Greasy Nipples
reaper
ditto
JR Murdock
Vanamonde
The Energizer Bunny
Nomad Scry (first of the week)
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Once again a big thank you to special guest Cj *big hug*
Chatting up ED. discussing Momba.
CP: Assault and Battery — Howard Jones
harumph!
Aggressive women make guys happy
eeew, there’s blood mixed in the rain
Reading the rules of the game
What does the card say?
“someone’s head bursts open but none of it falls on you”
Something to look forward
celery & potatoes?
OH oh, making a beer run. I see death in the guy’s future.
Don’t stop to pee in the ocean…
The firefly is an ominous sign in this movie
Holding on to life via barbed wire means bloody hands
Three people are out of the game now. One has succumbed to the predicted fate so far. Really, death by crabs?
eeeew, they showed the crab taking the guy’s eyeball out.
Apparently the winner of this game gets their hearts desire.
wow, that’s quick. The police already found the crab kid. He’s only been gone an hour or so.
Police are knocking on the door.
“nice night for a party”
The little snake in the game smiled. nobody noticed
“Is there anything honest about crabs?”
Holy crap, that guy was almost 150 years old when he died.
Just an FYI, sawmills are loud
Shooting photo’s of pin-ups at the sawmill. I don’t see anything wrong with this…
The firefly…
It’s raining again
ohhh, the saw started by itself. How weird is that?
There are pictures of the girl everywhere. How could that happen, they haven’t been developed yet?
Holy crap, look at all the snakes!
Seriously, that’s not how I expected someone to die at a sawmill
eeeww, they’re kissing….
The cop and the autopsy.
Ghosts!
Holy crap that was freaky!
Strange, they’re dying how the cards in the game said. Go figure.
“Our friends are dying. It’s not an accident.”
Her hair is falling out. Can you say victim number 3?
must…destroy…the…game
“You’re too sick to drive”
No shit, here hair is falling out and she’s puking all over the place
Now he calls 911… or the Spanish equivalent.
Victim three died of old age. Make of that what you will.
Dead old lady boobs. Does that count as nudity?
The voodoo shop is deserted. Go figure.
“help us”
Like all games, even when you win, you lose
Someone’s about to be hit by a semi…
I think one of my biggest complaints of this movie is it’s volume. I’m constantly adjusting the volume up or down as the movie gets loud and soft, loud and soft.
Really? Did they really need to show that?
“Nothing I can do for you boy. If you lost, you’re going to die. If I were you, I’d kill myself.”
It sounds like even ED can’t save this movie.
More ghosts
Actually, and I’ll give a grade afterwards, as far as these kind of movies go, it’s not that bad.
Nice cop… and I’m being sarcastic
Cancerous cop killing kids?
More fireflies
Why?
Ok, he’s not cancerous, just crazy.
The age old question.
That wish will backfire. I see it already.
It’s a bunch of locus. Can fireflies be locus too?
The game’s not over yet.
Saying goodbye to ED.
“This is a personal matter”
Snake lady is freaky
Sorry, firefly lady is freaky
eeewww. ED is gross
And so it begins again…
Movie’s over.
As far as these movies go it wasn’t that bad. It was very predictable, but that was also the nature of the movie. You know who’s going to live and who’s going to die and how right near the beginning simply because the game they play says who and how.
You have you’re typical “twist” ending but, I admit, I saw it coming about half way through the game.
It was infinitely better that Donkey Punch from last week and not as laugh inducing as Boogie Man 3, but still not quite as good as Nazi Zombies.
Over all, for the type of movie it was, I’d give it a better than average grade, if only slightly.
Before I leave my dungeon here:
I’ve been recently introduced to All the Cool Parts podcast. Listening to past shows, he’s done one on the music in WoW. I know Cj plays, I’m not if anyone else here does. Anyhow, in case you’re interested:
http://allthecoolparts.blogspot.com/2010_04_01_archive.html <=== It's #8
http://www.anthonyjosephlanman.com/acp/acp8.mp3
you’re = your
I don’t play WoW. One of the few things I couldn’t get into was MMO’s
I don’t Play WoW either. I think I would love playing but I know my wife would hate me playing.
I think I like the idea of WOW better than I like WOW.
“Someone’s about to be hit by a semi…”
If you were to be killed by an asshole driving an 18 wheeler … would that be “death by semi-colon” ?
Would you say that his victims were fine until he rectum?
I had better not mention MUDs…oh bugger.
It’s a sobering thought that I have just as much chance of getting killed by a GRB then winning the jackpot on the National Lottery.
Of course if I don’t buy a ticket..
Personally, I’m with Lo Pan.
Seriously? Damn. I thought you always posted about beating up orcs, earning mounts, that sort of thing.
I first read that as “eating mounts”
You people have really messed me up….
I usually eat my steak very rare. I think I’d look silly riding a cow, though.
WOW.
How’d I get so far behind on comments. ARGH!
I’m caught up on reading and I love that the above mentions of me include a UHF reference and a WoW reference.
It’s good to know I’m depicted by the things I love!
So – I had the most amazing day!
Went to work – which I love!
Tweeted – which I love!
Floated on salt water – which I could learn to love (first time is a bit odd until you get used to it.)
Went back to work and read some emails, facebook posts, twitter responses. LOVE LOVE LOVE
Then Senator McCain showed up in a tent outside the building and I got to sit with my friends Keesha and David, whom I love! Took pictures, listened to McCain’s very cool speech and then he answered questions and I got to shake his hand. No, I did not ask any questions, but I enjoyed being there and the learning experience.
THEN!!! My team went out to dinner to this really yummy joint called Zips, which would be ideal for EVFN if it were not in Scottsdale.
They have the best onion rings I’ve ever had… ZOMG, so love their onion rings.
Good day! Excellent!
Oh – and one more thing.
Sarah starts 1st grade tomorrow.
FIRST GRADE! How did that happen? Wasn’t she just a little baby????
I understand, CJ. In a few weeks, BOTH of my kids will be in school. That’s going to be weird with our youngest going to school as well.
Man, I feel old.
I enjoy this site way to much, but they keep coming up with such winners:
http://comixed.com/2010/08/10/4-koma-comic-strip-medical-coverage-is-failing/
I have the same exact reaction, reading that comic, Ed.
This guy can be clever, if you can forgive the occasional groaner:
http://twitter.com/5tevenw
Cj, that sounds awesome. I will resist a political joke – and just comment that Zipp’s has excellent Buffalo shrimp.
re: reaper’s comment earlier:
Chop&Punch?
Complain&Pout?
Cyber&Punk?
Final link of the night:
John Lee Hooker at his best:
http://aconversationoncool.tumblr.com/post/932624681/hobo-blues-john-lee-hooker-1965
The most horrible place in the world: Scottsdale!
To cute not to share (via Whatever):
Do Tigers Like Catnip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tklx3j7kgJY&feature=player_embedded
Lara Croft done like Pitfall:
http://jayenkai.socoder.net/GameList.php?ShowJust=206
An interesting article on converting games to iPhone / iPad:
http://www.hemispheregames.com/2010/08/10/smoothness/
I don’t want any shit from people claiming to feel old. I’m only 40 and just found out that my son is getting married. His fiance has a 4 year old daughter, which means I’m now a GRANDFATHER. I may be happy as a pig in shit, but I feel older than dirt.
Congratulations, Usedhair! I have at least a few years left before I have to worry about my grandchildren being older than my children…
Cj, it sounds like you actually had a lovely day!
Loving your job makes life much much better
Congrats, Usedhair!
I forgot who posted the link, but those games done up in 16-bit form was very cool. I’d love to play them.
Hey Pan!
Beautiful sunrise today.
Big kitties are so cute!
As far as getting old, you’re only as old as you feel.
I find Deadpan is an interesting mix of ages. You have the youngsters in their twenties, like Amy and then we go all the way up to us oldsters who are well into their forties.
Some of us, like Usedhair (congrats by the way) and myself have grown children who have left the nest and made nests of their own
I like the fact that, for the most part, we overcome our generational differences and can all enjoy the silliness that is deadpan.
… now get off my lawn
Congratulations, Usedhair.
Spoiling grandkids is something I’m looking forward to!
reaper, you’re too young to start thinking grandkids…
I myself am not looking forward to grandkids.
The one child can’t have kids, the other is very irresponsible, I see us constantly being asked to babysit so she can do her own thing.
Actually, probably under TMI, hubby and I are a teeny, tiny bit surprised the younger hasn’t had an accidental child already.
We have such love for our kids
Changing the subject:
Hubby and I watched Dark Star last night. We’re going to record something later today while it’s still fresh in our minds (that’s right, I said we)
He actually doesn’t listen to DP (I know, blasphemy), but I’m still going to try to get him to say “Deadpan is the MF way” Wish me luck.
Thankfully Grandkids are something I’ll never have to worry about, I’m not grandad material.
As for feeling old, the arthritis in my knee and back don’t let me forget the increasing mileage on the clock.
Peashooter locked and loaded for any lawn trespassers…
But wear and tear aside, congratulations Usehair.
That’s true Van. I find as I get older I seem to get creakier as well
Obviously, I seem to be in a nomicon kind of a mood today
God, I so want a peashooter.
Speaking of old and crotchety, my cat is acting stupid again this morning.
I like peas. I’d rather eat them than shoot them
Took the trash out and surprised a half-wild youngling sitting in front of my porch. He pretended not to be scared and slunk away.
Ok Scry, that last statement put my imagination into overdrive. I had visions of a young kid (maybe 10ish) dressed in animal skins with a homemade spear in it’s hands
So TEB, what did you think of Dark Star?
/mutters darkly
I want to rise up out of the open sun roof and pelt peas down on morons driving like themselves.
TEB – Connor from Angel?
II thought it was fun, Van. It was low budget silliness.
Van – What did -you- think of Dark Star?
Scry – huh?
I’ve watched Angel so know who you’re referring to, just not sure how you are applying it to this context…
Bunny, My son (ok stepson) has just sworn in to the air force and should be leaving in the next few months and my daughter (ok stepdaughter) will be driving soon.
While I am to young to be a grandpa I’m not to young to be a Step-Grandpa
Whoops, forgot
Ok reaper, I take it back. Feel free to join us fogies on the stoop and shake our canes at the disrespecting youngsters walking by.
BunBunBunBunBunBun – Last week we watched Connor’s return from the hell dimension. He comes back wearing animal skins. I guess he stops wearing them right away, but I haven’t watched any further yet.
Scry: Ah, I didn’t remember how he looked when he returned from the hell dimension. I don’t know if I would have called him a youngling thought.
thought = though
Not the person to ask NS, when it comes to DS my spectacles are Rose tinted.
DS does in a sense capture the boredom of bring stuck in a tin can for years.
Although I’m reminded of the quote about Sublogic’s Flight simulator, a simulator so good that it simulates the boredom of flying…
I had “Benson, AZ” stuck in my head for days.
As NS mentioned on Twitter, the HOPA girl was too good to be true:
http://www.boingboing.net/2010/08/10/hopa-girl-is-obvious.html
Just wondering what it would take to bribe Jack to do a version of Benson Arizona’ for the palooza episode…
Probably more money than there is tea in china..
I’ll get my coat.
Oh, Van….. here’s your other coat, buddy.
I dont care I love Jenny Whiteboard with all my soul. I dont care if she does fake it.
Van I need one of those coats.
Hubby’s sad. He goes back to work on Friday
It’s chilly here this morning, can I cuddle with you two under your coats?
Fine, but mines a raincoat.
*cough hack*
wow:
http://imgur.com/a/PKKYB
You rectum you buy em, reaps.
Dammit J0e….
A slicker.
Yep. Don’t care if it is a fake either.
Yo Lo!
TEB: Can I join in the cane shaking?
Now *that* is a tatoo! :)
http://blastr.com/2010/08/image-of-the-day-awesome-1.php
Of course the “audience” will make fun of her boyfriend. ;)
*unzips*
*backs up*
I thought ditto was cane shaking.
lmao
I knew that would come up. ;)
Oh ditto…you always leave it so wide open for me.