Mindless Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan #181: My Mind Went Somewhere Else
Jack’s soliloqy
Promo – Into The Dark (http://savethevillain.com/)
Goodnight Moon (bwa ha ha ha ha!)
Deadpan is the way (we all love you Jack!)
Musical interlude
Paul Maki calls from work
Greasy Comments (It’s the Vanamonde show!)
Vanamonde (first of the week)
Vanamonde
The Energizer Bunny
Vanamonde
Rhettro
Vanamonde
Vanamonde
60 Lines part two outtakes.
Jack continues his discourse
Mark Twain? (Jack needs to brush up on his geography)
Closing Music
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28. Jackie was a rich punk-rocker,
silver spoon and a paper plate.
29. Sarah was a modern dancer,
lean pristine transparency.
30. Janet wrote bad poetry
in a crazy kind of urgency.
31. Tanya Turkish liked to fuck
while wearing leather biker boots.
32. Brenda’s strange obsession
****was for certain vegetables and fruit.****
33. Roweena was an artist’s daughter,
the deeper image shook her up.
34. Dee-dee’s mother left her father,
took his money and his truck.
35. Debbie-Rae had no such problems,
perfect Norman Rockwell home.
36. Nina sixteen had a baby,
left her parents lived alone.
37. Bobbie joined a new-wave band,
and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
38. Eloise who played guitar,
sang songs about whales and cops.
39. Terri didn’t give a shit,
****was just a nihilist.****
40. Ronnie was much more my style,
she wrote songs just like this.
41. Jezebel went forty days
drinking nothing but Perrier.
42. Dinah drove her Chevrolet
into the San Francisco bay.
43. Judy came from Ohio,
she’s a Scientologist.
44. ****Amiranta here’s a kiss,****
I chose you to end this list.
Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women.
New car
caviar
daydream
think I’ll buy me
a football team.
I’m tired
that’s not a song lyric.
I’m tired.
Well, I guess it is part of SOME song lyric SOMEWHERE.
Like maybe a Beatles tune …
“I’m so tired
I don’t know what to do.
I’m so tired
but my mind is set on you.”
I like Peter Gabrielle.
… and cheese.
Not usually together though.
Although, I guess there is no reason NOT to eat cheese while listening to Peter Gabrielle.
I have nothing really, to tell you.
I’ve been cutting wood.
I smell of sawdust.
… and fear …
… or is that desperation?
Hmmm … essence of failure?
A new fragrance from Paris Hilton.
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.
Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.
This planet has — or rather had — a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn’t the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.
And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches.
Goodnight Douglas Adams
Justa j0e asplosion!
It’s been a while since we hit 1200 hasn’t it
I feel like 1300 needs to be reached….
thats 60 comments… do I have 60 comments in me?
egads
of course I do. I’m a chatty girl
even with myself! You should hear my internal arguements!
does talking to oneself count as masturbation?
do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
I should be napping
but I have too much work stuff on the brain
I was going to nap and then stay up and do some work
but my brain won’t rest
how does 1 quiet an unquiet brain?
does deadpan quiet an unquiet brain?
does deadpan masturbation quiet an unquiet brain?
ok.. trying to keep it PG
this edits my ability to comment consistently
heh
this is a family show afterall
although what is so wrong about sex?
Sex is an act of love, but we are completely willing to show kids violence without skipping a beat.
this has always disturbed me greatly
speaking of disturbing…
read a story about a kid in college (Rutgers).
His roommate secretly recorded him having sex and then posted the scenes and images on a chat room and then they circluated through the college and consequently, that kid killed himself.
if you are imagining that boy was sleeping with a girl you would say to yourself, why did he kill himself, I would imagine he would be the school hero!
Cause yes. If it had been with a girl he would of been stud of the year.. or in fact the roommate wouldn’t of shared them at all because he would of thought his roommate was a stud
but no, he was sleeping with his boyfriend. So he became a mockery.
and killed himself
so so sad
ABCs of things that make andrea happy/sad
A
Happy: Amaretto
Sad: Apathy
B
Happy: Books
Sad: Bullies
C
the PG version
Happy: Cake
Sad: Cruelty
D
The PG version
Happy: Dresden
Sad: Defeatists
E
Happy: Easter bunny chocolates
Sad: Earaches
F
The PG version
Happy: Foggy days
Sad: Frightful things
G
Happy: Grapes
Sad: Grouches
H
Happy: Hughie
Sad: Hughie when he’s sick
I
Happy: Ian Curtis’s genius
Sad: Ian Curtis’s lack of faith in himself or a desire to live
J
Happy: Joy Division
Sad: Joy Division
same as above
K
Happy: Kiwi’s
Sad: Killing
L
Happy: Love
Sad: Lying
M
Happy: Music
Sad: Moochers
N
Happy: Neopolitan ice cream
Sad: Nazi’s
O
Happy: Oreo’s
Sad: Opulence
P
oh god.. these 2 letters are so difficult 4 me!!!
Happy: Pizza!!!! Chicago style pizza!!!!!
Sad: Pizza: California style
Chicago needs to come out here and show em how its done.. puhlease people
Q
Happy: Queers
Sad: Queer haters
R
Happy: Ravioli
Sad: Racketeering
S
*sigh*
Happy: Skinny Puppy
Sad: Skinny Puppy- that Dwayne can no longer share his immense, incredible talent with them.
T
Happy: oh god…. Tea
Sad: Torture
U
Happy: Unity
Sad: Ugliness (of the human spirit not of visual attractiveness)
V
Happy: Valentines Day
Sad: Violence
W
Happy: Waltons!
Sad: Walton, Olvia not being here
you know what else makes me happy?
Walrus’s :)
X
Happy: Xylophones!
Sad: x- that I can’t think of anything with an x
Y
Happy: Years ahead of me and hugh
Sad: Yard work
Z
Happy: Zebra stripes
Sad: Zoo abuse
I have to sneeze
sneezing makes me happy
sneezing 16 times in a row when you are trying to drive does not make me happy
Ya know, I think this worked
by the time I finish this cookie I will have forgotten all about this
cause I don’t believe in any of that fate crap
Besides Hugh, I think music and art make me the most happy in this world
if my life was music-less or art-less I would crumble
and if it was Hugh-less.. oh jeez.
Can’t imagine how bleak that would be
*shudders*
or imagine how horrible life would be without deadpan?
that would be a sad sad existence
cause then what would be the way instead?
Death metal is the way?
*R rated comment deleted from mind*
ahh success
and how appropriate that my self-edited comment was 1300
Definite add to the things that made me sad column is censorship
I feel better now.. my brain has been quieted
I shall get to work now
night pan
OHHHH yeeeah!!!
Just had to share
my itunes just shuffled to Pat Benatar- Hit Me with Your Best Shot
more Happies:
My MacBook Pro
Lenny Kravitz
Nick Cave
Jazz
my savage love app
more Saddies:
The PC they force me to use at work
music segregation
itunes inability to actually even out the volume between songs even though it SWEARS it is doing so, so when you listen to an old song and you turn the volume up but then a newer song shuffles afterwards and you have to turn it down.
Kinda like how TV commercials are so much louder than the shows. I hate that.
Damn. The Energizer Bunny knocked me out.
=D
Sounds painful NS.
And restful.