Featuring JR Murdock!
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37 Minute Unshow # 55
A personal message from our founder
A conversation with J.R. Murdock (www.ofgnomesanddwarves.com)
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Thanks for the well-fishes, everyone.
Leslie Nielson, RIP.
Lo: Do you have source to watchnew Discover channel shows? I want to watch Brewmasters http://dsc.discovery.com/tv/brew-masters/
Ralph… you gimmie yer email I getchu watchu want
Fuck. I didnt know Leslie was that aged. RID my buddy. I wont call you Shirley.
Lo: easy enough lostralph at gmail
-D +P
Brewmasters does look excellent, LR. About time someone devoted a foodie show to craft beer.
This guy is fascinating:
http://lenscratch.blogspot.com/2010/11/mark-hogencamp.html
Speaking of beer:
http://brokensecrets.com/2010/03/23/why-beer-bottles-are-green-brown-or-clear/
DRINKY DRANK DRUNK!!!!!!
Why noone likes the Urge Overkill?
This is nowhere
This is no place I wanna be
CD: Blue Moon’s Imperial Belgian Wit, Nice and tasty, although I think the president for my local brewclub could teach them something about getting a good aroma in a belgian wit beer. And a bit of hidden punch at 8% abv.
Jack: cool links, I didn’t know why green bottles were still used, although I did know about the skunking effect. Also the major breweries that use green, or clear, bottles treat the alpha acids from the hops to reduce the skunking effect.
anybody need help moving? Saw this in a Wal-Mart parking lot earlier.
http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=30329&id=1755865971&saved#
here’s a better link http://www.flickr.com/photos/88005487@N00/5216736279/
Vanamonde, you said:
What is a husky?
Goodnight :SisterHavana:
Morning Pan, back to work today, inclement weather is going to make today ‘fun’.
A sled dog NS.
No mention of Forbidden Planet..wtf:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11860014
:smacks head:
Now I feel stupid.
NS – re: “What is…”
http://blog.seattlepi.com/huskies/library/huskies_cougs_15.JPG
… or maybe
http://www.seattlepi.com/dayart/20100528/621huskies_sooners_two_19.JPG
Hey Deadpan
Cold and snowy here. Same old, same old.
I’ve decided I’m doing Christmas Cards this coming weekend so if I have/had your address and you’ve moved let me know. I hate it when I get something back undeliverable.
“Cyber” Monday is not nearly as much fun as it’s name might imply.
Not sure if I’m on the list TEB, but I’m still in the same location.
Well geographically at least.
Of course you’re on the list Van. I would never forget my teddy bear
meh
Basically, if you’ve Secret Santa’d me or I you, as long as I got your address at some point, you’re on my list. Whether you want to be or not.
meh x 2?
No Meh’s Cj
*hugs*
Lol
I don’t know J0e. I just spent 54 Cyber Monday dollars.
Thanks, Bunny.
Me need hugs.
Lots of them.
w00t!
If you show me your cyber deals I show you mine :D
My first reaction was that’s just wrong, then I remembered Bailey’s:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1333598/Students-whipped-frenzy–alcoholic-whipped-cream-topping.html
I wonder what the huffers of that whipped cream experience . . .
This is my favourite liqueur
http://wildafricacream.blogspot.com/
The leopard print covers sounds a bit tacky TEB.
CP: No Aloha — The Breeders
That’s the best part, Van
I love it when the bottle label matches my underwear.
Morning pan! Busy day catching up on email and post-vacation crap.
Sexy Morrigan cosplay. :)
http://www.geeksaresexy.net/2010/11/29/sexy-morrigan-dragon-age-cosplaying-pics/
Fergie was Sally in the early Charlie Brown cartoons. hmmm… the weird things you find on Wiki.
Just don’t ask me why I was looking at Fergie’s wiki page. :)
Don’t Phunk with my Great Pumpkin.
This one is going out to EssBee:
http://io9.com/5700837/winter-is-coming-game-of-thrones-trailer-and-pics-are-breathtakingly-gorgeous
Speaking of Punkins, I saw a commercial for Punkin Chunkin last night. I have the DVR set to record the replay :)
I pushed a button on my keyboard, I’m not sure which, but now I can’t do apostrophes on e-mails. Although I seem to be able to do them on Deadpan. Go figure.
*swoooooooooooooooooooon*
On the whole weird search meme.
In the 40′s and 50′s there was a wrestler called The Masked Marvel.
His real name is the same as my Facebook name.
CP: Intro — Xx
Searching my name just gets my professional world and Twitter, which I don’t really do, so should change in case work people look for me there. I have a unique last name . . .
The Masked Marvel is nice, Van!
Twitter . . .
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/11/29/glenn-beck-wife-tania_n_789080.html#s193137
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/jenna-busch/may-the-force-be-with-kat_b_786657.html
I’m tempted to play Devil’s Advocate and wonder if the incident was just two-or-three meathead boys making offhand comments while flicking boogers.
Still, it’s a good story. This kind of awareness needs to keep growing.
Hi Pan,
My name is so common searching it is a waste of time.
Why is the air conditioning on when it’s frigid outside? Why did I roast all summer long and NOW the a/c is on?
EVIL!
CP: Terrible Love — The National
EssBee: You work at Evil Inc!
CP: The Wanting Comes in Waves/Repaid — The Decemberists
Someone is playing Christmas music in here and it isn’t me.
i do!
Some days this job is just a real BFP.
CP: Clusterfuck! — Electric Six
I think some TSA agents want to practice BFP.
*Fwomp*
Mason Rocket just came up on the shuffle. I still miss Joe.
I was dreading cheesy xmas music in the building today, but I think we’ve got a reprieve until Dec 1. I was never so overjoyed to hear bland smooth jazz.
Good timing on the Mason Rocket, JR. There will be root beer floats one night this week.
“There will be root beer floats one night this week.”
Champion!!!
CP: Weird Al – “Polkarama”
Now I feel the need to listen to my theme song: White and Nerdy
and yes, a Root Beer Float shall be achieved at some point this week :)
I think that I will partake of a root beer float as well. April 2007 seems like a million years ago. I wonder how different things would be if Joe was still around. Cheers to you Mr. Rocket.
Also got to partake of some government redtape at Maricopa County today. If you were going to move your television from the living room to your bedroom, do you think it would be necessary to supply the county with a drawing of the outline of your house relative to your property lines prior to doing so? *shakes head*
Are you serious, Rhettro?
Basically,
We are adding an interior changing room to an existing drugstore, no exterior work, new utilties etc. and the county is requiring a siteplan with property lines. It’s a blanket requirement for new or existing buildings. =P
I just got around to catching up on last week’s personal email. This is wonderful from the It Gets Better project:
http://www.itgetsbetter.org/page/share/thanksgiving?source=20101124Emailgl
With a permit fee, I’m sure?
Yep. LOL
CW: Brewmasters Ep.1 Bitche’s Brew (Thanks Lo Pan!)
CD: Fuller’s London Pride English Pale Ale
What a coincidence… my theme song is White and Nerdy.
“Bitches Brew” Named for the fusion-y Miles Davis album?
CW: Latest Dexter
Jack: Yep, Sony asked Dogfish Head to brew a beer to go with the anniversary re-release of the album.
If you want to learn a little swearing in Japanese, this transcribed video of Fuck You is a good place to start. :)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPE6HIHif-Q
So the beer is confusing, trippy and 3 times as long as it needs to be?
Just for the record, I don’t have White and Nerdy as a ringtone on my phone for anyone.
lol, luckily they went off this piece of artwork from the album http://x.co/KmHW .
Mixed imperial stout with a traditional African brew called tej. (although tej sounds more like a spiced mead than beer)
of course now I want to try and brew a tej style >.>
ringtone ring tone
ringtone ring tone
ringtone ring tone
ringtone ring tone
ringtone ring tone
ringtone ring tone
and it can shove its own damn RINGTONE where the sun don’t shine
I don’t care.
FFFFFFF
Favor please?
Just go to this link and choose Shasta pools? :)
Please please please? I help friend :)
http://arizonafoothillsmagazine.com/best-of-our-valley-2011/voting/94.html
OK CJ, I was good lab rat and voted, now where is my treat?
CD: Pondskipper saison, my 2nd attempt at a saison
In case anyone wants an extended preview of the TRON: Legacy soundtrack:
http://www.myspace.com/hollywoodrecords#pm_cmp=mce_con_msm_rail3_album_tron
Once again, Disney had better not screw this up. The previews look almost impossibly awesome.
But, they came through with Tangled, so there is cause for optimism.
BTW – that Morrigan cosplay was 115% pure awesome.
Ed: That preview is sounding all kinds of awesome!! I agree. Disney better not screw it up, or the Mouse will get it. ;)
Jack never releases my locked up posts.
He hates me.
it’s personal
I know it.
Everything is personal today
Meh to the power of NTH.
Flarbingargleblattermoss!
Happy inebriated hugs for CJ…..
Sorry to hear about the problems CJ *hug*
CW: Venture Brothers Season Finale
Damn this show kicks ass!
*joins the drunken CJ group hug*
hmmm bored and buzzed, this is no fun
I would like all the drunk men and women to gather around and hug me more.
What could be better than being drunken-group hugged by deadpanites… Nothing I say.. NOTHING!
Drunken hug pile on the CJ! *pile hug*
Scry’s theme song: A Walk by Bad Religion
I’m going for a walk
not the after dinner kind
I’m gonna use my hands
and I’m gonna use my mind
and who the hell are you to tell me what to do?
you can’t even tie your own haggard shoes
your closet is a mess, and your backyard’s falling down
and I have no grand ideas or intentions of sticking around
I’m gonna build a world
independant and exempt
all alone I’ll be an empire
with no mortgage and no rent
and I don’t need to live in your stinking zoo
you can’t even feed the animals donated to you
your storage sheds are ramshackled, flies decorate the walls
and you expect me to die here in this shit-filled tiny stall?
and I know you’re watching! everything I do
call me threat to your children call me socially unglued
call me master of insanity, unable to relate
call me lazy, bane, and filthy
call me monstrous reprobate
I’m going for a walk and there’s nothing you can do
‘cuz I don’t have to live like you
so I’m going for a walk
Maybe this will help Cj make with the happy.
Baby – http://twitpic.com/3889gj
A graphic novel fan in the making..awwwwww
Got to love this country and the way it grinds to a halt when we get some snow.
Can’t get an appointment with the doc as there is nobody in till midday.
..and it’s goodbye to Irvin Kershner:
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/11/29/irvin-kershner-director-of-the-empire-strikes-back-dies-at-87/
Not sure I would agree about Robocop 2..
Empire Strikes Back is the second film, right? That’s my favorite. Vader’s reveal is the best.
Yup.
I can only shudder to think what a mess Empire would have been if Lucas had directed that one, too.
Many thanks, Mr. Kershner, for saving Star Wars…at least for a while :)
Speaking of Vader’s reveal:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6L8b1zPE0-Y
I can’t help feeling, that if you want to start a religion, as leader you should have your genitalia removed. That should stop you fucking young men/women.
Jack, we should talk. Catch up. Miss you, bro. Proud of you in weathering the storm.
And just in case you missed my tweets…
1. The hot Thundercat was Cheetarah,
2. I voted for the Winterpalouza.
3. Tom Cruise’s first movie was Endless Love (small part). He then went on to appear in TAPS (where he goes completely postal at the end) and The Outsiders. but his first BIG movie was Losin’ It. That movie is painful. Thankfully, his next film after that was Risky Business.
I had a rather long commute. Gives me time to think and get all factual and shit.
Deadpan is the mutha fuckin’ way. I’ve missed you guys.
Good morning, DP!
Aha!
I always suspected that Tom Cruise must have a small part!
Hey DP!
Personality aside, I’ve always liked Tom Cruise as an actor.
Morning. The holidaze always seems to be mind numbingly busy for some reason. =P
Watched “Shutter Island” last night. Started off good, interesting middle and then over explained and overstayed its welcome at the end. Would have been better without Leo.
Tee!!!!!!!
Tom Cruise is very hit and miss for me. I don’t like most of his movies.
It’s snowing here.
*grumble*
Looks like The Duke Spirit is releasing some new stuff. I’ll have to check that out tonight.
I saw “Prince of Darkness” in the theaters when it first came out.
Time for CCH
Ok ditto, what is CCH. In my mind it’s always been for accountants
http://www.cch.ca/
And I know that’s not what you mean.
It’s only -7F here so why does it feel so frikken cold right now?
Conference Call Hell
I got some Lo Pan time last night, and it was big fun.
Just about to go into CCH myself.
CP: Rise From The Shadows — Alberta Cross
EssBee: Glad you guys had fun without me. ;)
A Tee Morris sighting! How could an 80s movie called “Losin’ It”, starring Shelley Long and Tom Cruise, be bad?
Bunny, CCH means Conference Call Hell.
Or Can’t Chew Hanson.
Or Crinkly Colon Hurts.
cute cuddly Hitler?
Curt Cobain’s Head
Nomad, that is one cute baby.
-7!!
Should we get Chuck Woolery to grill Lo Pan and EssBee about their evening?
I’m not talkin’
I meant to say this morning (but my new DirecTV has rendered my internet SLOW, SLOW, SLOW – waiting on a new router/upgrade), Nomad, ADORABLE!!
Good morning deadpan
Cute kid NS.
I looked at my last post and realized I said -7F when I meant -7C. Even so, it’s not that in the house yet all my digits are cold.
I like how Scry’s child seems to be contemplating the heavy matters of the world.
http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b213544_disney_johnny_depp_jack_sparrow_gay.html
Maybe they were concerned about his search for pirate booty.
Sheathe yer dagger….
I don’t know who Thomas Roberts is, but his is a nice addition to the It Gets Better collection:
http://www.advocate.com/News/Daily_News/2010/11/30/Thomas_Roberts_It_Gets_Better/
CP: Violeta — Ozomatli
Very cool, Ess!
In today’s news:
Three men walk into a bar… And shoot the bartender
What kind of punchline is that?
CP: Bone Machine (live) — Pixies
Today’s early finish brought to you by Mr Snow and Mrs Wind.
Still snowing, eh, Van?
I hear Mrs Wind is just a blow hard…
and Mr Snow gives people the cold shoulder…
“blow”…
“hard”…