Special Double Episode!
Forgotten Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan #200: Memory Pan
Double Stuffed Clip Show
This is a hopelessly incomplete audio-collage compilation of memorable bits from the first 5 years/200 episodes of Deadpan, plus a few wonderful new segments to commemorate the occasion.
Thanks to those who sent additional congratulations, clips and content for this episode.
Thank to all those who contribute regularly to Deadpan, as well as to those who participate in the comment boards and all those who simply listen and enjoy the silliness that is Deadpan.
And thank you to The Energizer Bunny for handling these Show Notes just about every week.
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Closing musica – Deadpan is the MF Way
*GROUP HUG!!!*
Just went in my pool for the first time this season. Still a bit cold. Won’t be comfortable for another few weeks.
Pfffft!
Well, I hope you could all be enjoying as good of weather as I have today. Of course, I only get a couple more days of it before the Sun kicks into full summer mode, so don’t be jealous.
Bunny, that’s hideous. It was around 100 degrees here yesterday.
(Fahrenheit, just to be clear).
Would be hell for me, 12C here today and that was warm enough.
We had our first 100F day (38C for the metrically inclined) day yesterday. That’s about a month earlier than normal.
And we had the first of many perfect mid 70′s and clear blue sky days ;P
Denver – 300 days of sunshine a year. If you can see it thru the smog that is
Jack and I are of like minds. LOL
This girl gains 100,000 credibility points:
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/10d4ba5372/friday-lyrics-analyzed-with-rebecca-black?rel=player
Ok. That was pretty funny.
Very clever.
Pity the scans are a bit blurry:
http://www.mangavolume.com/3×3-eyes/chapter-3×3-eyes-1/
Giving FF 4 a try, not bad, on my netbook the browsers far less cluttered now.
I thought issue one just came out?
Enjoying FF4 also Van.
A little disappointed that I had to install an add-on to get F6 to work correctly…bother.
Never knew Lynx was Axe, the ad is still cool though:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfeVEAZkJqM
The commercial was cute the first time I saw it but now, they’ve been playing it ad nauseum here.
Jack did you know???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjMJ95e11X8 This would have ben my FNM geek dream to see.
It’s still snowing here.
Yah!
/safe in the knowledge that the Atlantic is a biiiiig ocean.
Wiggles nose at Vanamonde
Hubby discovered NetFlix carries a bunch of the old Doctor Who
CW: Doctor Who – The Three Doctors
Oh yeah – it’s still snowing
The Pyramids of Mars is one of my fav of the old Doctor Whos, does Netflix have that one?
Worth watching if it has.
Yes. it does. I watched it a week ago…
We actually own that one Van
CW: Chaos Ep1
Not impressed so far.
Will you stop that interminable silence!?
I didn’t watch the whole clip – was it a Patton show with the original FNM singer doing just that song?
Damn, I do hope I get to see Faith No More again live.
http://www.movieline.com/2011/03/video-maybe-michael-bay-directing-angry-birds-isnt-so-crazy-after-all.php
…and it’s farewell to Diana Wynne Jones:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/books/2011/mar/27/diana-wynne-jones-obituary
Aw, no! :frown:
GNM
Hello, Sunday, my old friend….
…no, that’s not it.
Well I’m not going to be as eloquent as Lo
pan, just got back from seeing Sucker Punch.
My 21 year old nephew hated it (he felt he was the one who needed a lobotomy to remove the memory of seeing the movie).
Me I rather enjoyed the spectacle, the plot is bonkers and rather predictable (also why use the best fight scene near the beginning for goodness sake).
Mini rant follows:
For fucks sake Hollywood, stop portraying fat people as rapists (the cook in Sucker Punch), have you actually seen mug shots of convicted rapists eh? A wide range of body types you fuckers.
Ill agree with the “fat person” rant here. Although Ill go farther in saying that its more an action film stereotype more than an overarching Hollywood thing. But point taken.
Dont forget greasy and slobbery.
Also, what did you think of the soundtrack? Me I thought it was mostly great, especially the use of “Army of Me”.
Enjoyed it, especially the Jefferson Airplane(?) track.
Respect!
http://uk.gizmodo.com/5788287/this-is-how-you-build-a-lego-ship-in-a-bottle
Chuck did 3 guest songs, I guess, then both he and Mike performed on “Introduce Yourself”.
^ A reply to Jacks earlier question…
This is the first enthusiastic review I’ve seen yet of Sucker Punch:
http://teemorris.com/2011/04/01/sucker-punch-review/
Might be important to note that the review was posted on April 1.
Just sayin’
Tee writes a great review here but methinks he digs too deep.
CW: The Eclipse
It just scared the bejeebers out of me and the cat
Hubby’s downstairs playing The Eye Of The Tiger. Against his will I might add
Your will or a visitors?
Crap, it did it again. Nothing really scary I happening but thus movie likes the loud noise than jump out of you kind of scare. Seems to be working on kitty and I today
I’m getting better. I didn’t jump that time
Isn’t Eclipse the second Twilight movie?
It’s bad enough I had to watch it last week. There’s no way I’m going to watch it a second time
You know. I would recommend this movie… As long as you don’t mind slow and poignant.
I quite liked it anyway
No Jack
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt1346961
Oh, I’ve seen that one. I was a little more meh on it than Bunny.
I obviously was in the right mood
Subject change: oh look, Calgary’s playing Colorado tonight. Since neither one of us have a hope in hell getting into the playoffs I’m just going to enjoy watching the Flames kick some Lo Pan butt
You do that and I’ll crack open a wonderful Boulevard DoubleWide IPA. Do love me some Smokestack Series
Fuck. Its good.
I miss beer
;(
Like coffee, it’s one of those things that I wish I could enjoy, but it’s all yuk to me.
Its ok. Youre English.
*does jig*
The English have some good beers…
…
OK… They live near places where there’s good whiskey anyway.
:winky:
I’ve finally had a decent day of rest to get into Dragon Age 2. I’m somewhat torn at this point. There’s much that’s better and much that’s just different. To some degree, I think it’s been dumbed down too much from the original.
I agree Ed. Overall I think I preferred the first one but the second was still fun
Turns out we’re not watching the hockey game. Hubby wants to watch this http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0362942/
We have this strange thing about Dean Cain movies. He’s been in so many bad ones.
Oh… Oh TEB… for the love of Ghord, No…
Looks like it’s me, Lo and ditto in the Boulvard club. Wish I had an Unfiltered Wheat right now. I settle for a Coke Zero over ice.
CD Boulevard Imperial Stout
You FUCKING beautiful man, YOU!
CW: Camelot E1
Hi!
What did you think Essbee?
Oh and you get a brief glimpse of the French actress going topless in Episode 2.
After watching Sparticus I can no longer settle for “brief”. Snoogans.
That’s not brief, that’s a manly package. ;)
Wakka dooo!
Not super impressed, Van, but I do like Joseph Fiennes. I am hopeful that game of Thrones is x50 better.
What about you?
Think it’s a bit cheesey, going to give it a few more episodes to see if it improves.
Hi!
So who is still unclaimed?
So far we have:
Tampa Bay: UsedHair
Detroit (booooooooooooooooooo): Rhettro
Wshington: Lo Pan
With Vanamonde and EssBee requesting ready to be assigned an unclaimed team.
I’ll play too, but I’ll wait to pick a team.
Who did I miss?
I get the feeling someone doesn’t like the Red Wings. LOL
*sharpens anti-Red Wing knife*
Pittsburgh: me
I also enjoy me some Boulevard smokestack. Although I prefer their Tank7, dubbel, and quad. Anyone tried the doppelbock they Did?
Thank you and apologies, LostRalph. You’re down for the Penguins.
I forget which Boulevard beer Rhett gave me awhile back, but I recall greatly enjoying it at one of the MMMmmmeetups. Alas, my only beer tonight was a Henry Weinhard’s Root Beer.
Sixth Glass http://beeradvocate.com/beer/profile/423/39621
I thought you lived in Canada? I can clearly see multiple domiciles from your vantage point. =P
Errr… ^– that one is in reference to Bunny’s snow pictures.
And happy birthday, Ambassador!
Yes, happy birthday Amy!
Indeed. Best birthday wishes to the Ambassador!
This!^^^
And this! ^^
And also this^
CW: The Killing – pilot (US version)
Tempted to buy the original Danish (Swedish?) version now.
Amy: Happy Birthday
Jack: Assign me one :)
Deadpan: Good Morning!
Happy Birthday Amy
Jack: I want a hockey team too.
Yea Amy!!!!
Happy Happy Birthday!
Here’s a cupcake for you.
http://tinyurl.com/33cd7r
Happy Birthday Amy!
Jack: np
Happy birthday Amy!
Thank you for the birthday wishes, everybody!
Happy Birthday over here to Miss Amy Bowen!
Letters to Juliet was a really cute movie.
Predictable? Yep. Just the way it should be.
So the economy has given me the day off today. I’m trying to decide if I want to stay home and play guitar or go to Sedona and ride some trails.
Happy birthday, Amy!
My advice to Rhett:
Hit local trails while the weather is still cool enough, then there will still be time to head home and jam.
Thanks Jack, but I am Sedona bound. Check FB for pictures, if I get cell reception. Hopefully I’ll be on a trail in two hours.
Sedona is never the wrong choice!
Sedona is my favorite vacation spot.
Anyone have a Bug Out Bag? Discuss….
A guy might get funny looks if he told people he had a B.O.B. for emergencies…
Srry, Emergency Preparedness Bag.. hehe
I just got some knives for mine. I am working on getting it all together. I got a SOG 18″ machete (zombie apocalypse), SOG Jungle Primitive and a SOG Revolver Hunter.
Look’em up at http://www.sogknives.com
I’ve been immersed in a particularly frustrating problem here today. My coworkers would probably get a little nervous if they spotted a specialty knife retailer’s site on my screen
Awe, perhaps if you had it on a queue of “deal of the day” sites…
Ok, that might still look suspicious… Drop an add-on into your browser to disable the CSS… that’ll confuse the onlookers into thinking that you’re just browsing plain text, then… Wait… is this a “public” forum…
Please disregard…
I just booked a flight and hotel to Vegas as the end of the month.
Warning: Serious link:
http://www.vanityfair.com/society/features/2011/05/top-one-percent-201105?currentPage=1
Yes! And now go to Netflix and watch The One Percent. It isn’t as strident as the VF article, but a nice supplement from the POV of one of that 1%.
Got to listen to 200 today. Man, that guy really needs to relax….
Happy Birthday Amy!
Many happy returns
:cake:
The cake is a lie.
OK. What’s a guy got to do to get the emoticons to work, eh?
Have you sacrificed to :cthulu: Today?
Maybe Amy will settle for mush in place of cake?
Back, I created a FB album and added the photos to the Deadpan Flickr group. Now I need a shower.
Also, listened to DP200 a second time on the drive back. I burst out laughing and had tears in my eyes at least twice. The first was Mr. Foreman’s “Gurgle gurgle gurgle. MMMmmmm” and the second was TD’s saying “Oh crap!”. Sometimes, it’s not the content but the delivery.
Gorgeous pics, Rhettro. FYI, it’s fucking freezing here.
Thanks, Rhett. TD’s delivery of that line is one my all-time favorite moments.
How long did it take you to get to and from Sedona? Seems like that was a pretty quick day.
It’s a little over an hour and a half to get from my house to the park. Not sure why I waited six years.
EssBee: Thanks. :)
And btw, here’s a tentative outlook for the NHL playoffs:
Eastern Conference
Team GP Pts
1. x-Philadelphia
2. x-Washington – LO PAN
3. x-Boston
4. x-Pittsburgh – LOSTRALPH
5. Tampa Bay - USEDHAIR
6. Montreal - BUNNY2 (assuming Calgary doesn’t qualify)
7. Buffalo
8. NY Rangers
9. Carolina
10. Toronto - DITTO1
Western Conference
Team GP Pts
1. z-Vancouver – VANAMONDE
2. * Detroit – RHETTRO
3. * San Jose – ESSBEE
4. Phoenix – JACK M (assuming no one else wants them)
5. Los Angeles
6. Anaheim – JRMURDOCK
7. Nashville
8. Chicago
9. Dallas
10. Calgary – BUNNY1
Is everyone ok with their team assignments? Amy, since you originally mentioned it, I assume you’d like to play too?
Since ditto has strong feelings about his team, I’ll let him choose an alternate.
Totally okay!
Yeah!
Yup, I’ll polish my mic in preparation for the defeat of Vancouver.
cough
I’ll take Boston.
Oops, I see Amy called Bean town. Er, I’ll… hmmm… I’ll take Nashville.
Well after watching the pilot of ‘The Killing’, I urge you all to check it out of you get AMC in the USA.
Van, 99 times out of 100 I agree with you on media, so I shall and thank you.
My Dear Lo Pan:
You must read the latest serial Tank Girl: Bad Wing Rising. I’m reading E2 and laughing my c&$! off.
Lovingly,
EssBee
Fuck! Yes please! I am all out of Tank Girl!!!
*note… after over a year of “borrowing” ye shall get them back this weekend
Bad WIND Rising. I’ll trade you those for the new uns.
Dance baby dance!
-of +if
In the good old days of MAD, most people just got on with their lives, assuming that surviving would be a far worse fate than annihilation if the bomb dropped.
Since my family wasn’t in the income league to afford a nuclear bomb shelter, just had to muddle on and hope for the best.
So no bag of sharp objects was ever bought.
Big Trouble In Little China on AMC at midnight MST tonight.
and 8:30 a.m. tomorrow
Dont watch the AMC version! You borrow one of my 10 copies.
Or just have it….
And The Killing is on again Thursday evening, 7 p.m. MST.
Jack: Thanks for the birthday
. Yes, of course I want to play, too. I’ll take Boston, if no one
else minds.
I am a fan of neither hockey, nor Dallas – so I’ll go ahead and take them.
Are we playing for anthems/songs again, or do we have something more twisted this time around?
Something new might be a good idea, to keep the game fresh. I don’t know what, though. Any ideas out there?
We could do some city-related stolen lyrics or paragraphs or rap lyrics or stanzas?
/secretly hoping Van is forced to read something
Any of those would be a great idea!
Oh you just sooooooooooo have all the answers, dont you?
*steals Carrie Brownstein and runs*
Give her back!
Cant. Too cute.
CW: Butler v UCONN
Also me. Go Bulldogs, yo
Go Bulldogs!! I have no care for men’s hoops, but UCONN women just piss in my cheerios, so go Bulldogs.
“women”.
Im so sorry….
Leanne Rimes would benefit from a sandwich.
CD: DiSarrono on the rocks.
Im dignified, bitches.
You are NOT CD that!
Yeah kinda am…
Horrid joke I just made up…
What you call unlocking challenges on a video game while desperately having to take a shit?
-A crowning achievement.
Im so sorry.
Insane in the membrane
Gone insane. Got no brain.
Totally not sports-related:
I finally finished The Pillars of the Earth. Bunny, thanks so much for the book – LOVED it.
Now, catching up on stacks of comics.
Darcy loved that one – and its sequel…
Worst champ game evar. Pretty sure my JV junior high team could have beat either of these teams tonite.
CD: Tuaca, neat
1st time i’ve had a chance to try it, not bad, almost too sweet for me though.
oh and
Ia!Ia! fhtagn!
essbee and Lo Pan have some homework to do
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=105108379573081
BAH! Page not found
Ed for Dallas. Check. And it would seem that Amy and Nomad both want Boston!
I’m open to suggestions as to the stakes. I don’t want to make them too burdensome (I’m looking at you, 2010 playoffs), but I also want to ensure maximum funnage.
-City-based poems (original or existing?),
-Songs as chosen by the team’s “owner”,
or…. ??
No, you are correct; “funnage” is not a word.
Goodnight :funnage:
Just give me those old time graphic techniques:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCufz2egXYM
Um:
http://uk.io9.com/5788543/the-pioneer-anomaly-is-finally-solved-thanks-to-1970s-computer-graphics
I predict much greater use of “Phong” in geek comments around the web.
“Phong? The fish is ready”
+1000000000 points and a personalized hand drawn card for whoever gets that joke. (No Google)
I recognize the Cave Dwellers reference, Lo.
Oh my!!! Prepare for awesomeness…
As we’re placing orders, I’ll take a tunnage of funnage.
I started playing Fable II (I know there is a Fable III, but I picked this up for $5, which I felt was WELL worth it). So far I am liking it quite a bit. I will eventually have to get out of my comfort zone of doing everything the way you are “supposed to” in video games and start to be a rat bastard.
Morning Pan
Cheese Scones are nummy
Usedhair, I thought Fable II was better than the third one any way. I always play the good guy as well (which is probably why I wasn’t a fan of Fable 3, the only way to win was to be evil)
Ohhh, my spam mail today offers me “10 tips to orgasm”
My thoughts:
1) have hubby take his shirt off (God he’s got a great chest)
2) smell hubby (mmmm, love his natural body odor)
and so on and so forth.
Um.
Jealous much
Huh
I’m not going there.
We’re supposed to get a thunder shower this afternoon. Gotta love Calgary’s spring time weather
Ok, what button did I push. Now when I want to do a question mark I get this: É
Now I have to figure out what I did.
????????
Ha! I win
wut
Lo and I are having a witty conversation
Sploosh!
Tongue tied?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a3t3IKlXqFU&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1
hah! I correctly guessed which song Lo Pan would link.
Morning Pan!
Anyone else have their data compromised in The Great Epsilon Hack?
So Far I have had notices from Best Buy, Tivo and Disney Vacations(I don’t even know why they have my e-mail)
Now I am off to the HFH build.
Nay. Im safe for now
Best Buy & US Bank here
I got one from Walgreens, but not from Best Buy. Yet.
Sexy Ghostbusters statue.
that is all
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=DC01433
Phong has always outshown his younger brother, Gouraud.
-younger +older
Apologies is this is old news or posted before… but dear god?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsJ6B3y_Afw&safety_mode=true&persist_safety_mode=1
LOL
Best comment –
“They want? robots to power themselves by processing meat… yea nothing could possibly go wrong there.”
Why did I click “Reply” to Edith’s comment up there?
Guys like you got it made….
Goils were goils and men were men.
Attn: Weird Al fans. http://www.popmarket.com/details/5864254
I didn’t sign up, so I don’t know how much the deal is really worth. Still, 6 discs for less than $50 sounds pretty good.
$24.99. And its sold out. Boo.
I second that. :(
CPIMM: All in the Family Star Wars mashup.
I think I got food poisoning from the bison burger I had on Sunday night.
I’m not quite dead yet!
You got buffaloed, good sir.
In happier news, it looks like BioWare is going to give me Mass Effect 2 on the PC for free!
“Oh you can’t rollerskate in a Buffalo heard, you can’t”
Sorry ditto. I guess you can stick to buffalo wings.
also herd, not heard. =P
Moooving right along
:hurk:
Youve got a right to your beef…
CPIMM: Beatnik Turtle – Chicken Pad Thai
(the middle verse goes, “Buffalo wings, buffalo wings, buffalo wings!”)
This is the last Bison that wrecked me:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M._Bison
I think I ate the little thingy that the Indians didn’t use. At least that’s what I’ve seen in Far Side.
Oh my God, it’s full of stars:
http://uk.io9.com/5788950/this-is-why-our-galaxy-is-called-the-milky-way
Wanna know why I’m called the Milky Way?
You can eaten between meals without spoiling your appetite?
We would have also accepted “loves him some cereal”.
You have a malt nougat center?
Chewy AND drinky!
Well I’m not quite as impressed with FF4 after extended use, seems much more resouce hungry then Chrome and runs noticeably slower on my netbook as well.
If you haven’t tried Iain M Banks Culture novels you can pick the first (in ebooks format) for 99cents:
http://www.orbitebooks.com/
Not in th UK though..the bastards!
BAH!
Van I’d get it for you but they don’t seem to have just an epub version.
Tis the thought that counts TEB…
Amazon was price matching it at .99 for the Kindle – I wonder if Amazon UK is also matching that price point?
Just checked, and that would be a no, still priced at £4.99.
Damn.
Milky Way? Is it because you’re like Snickers without any nuts?
That’s a lotta nutz.
*snicker*
Wait…
Ironically, “Three Musketeers” doesn’t have any nuts.
Is anyone watching Breakout Kings? It’s pretty good. And Serinda Swan is in it. You might recognizer her from Tron Legacy. And the most recent episode, the scene with the boots…? I’ll be in my bunk. ;)
Oh my Ive never even heard of this show!
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/gibxk/i_like_big_butts_and_i_cannot_lie_but_is_there/
I had to read it twice.
Today does not feel like a Tuesday, the corners remind me more of a Thursday, or perhaps a bad Wednesday.
I second that notion.
Why has an undead version of Lo Pan’s avatar appeared in my box?
I may have just pissed my pants… oh well well done sir
I have gotten several emails from site warning me that my email has been compromised. Good thing I’ve got a special hotmail address for those kinds of things.
I could never get the hang of Thursdays.
J0e, I’m frightened.
Wouldn’t a zombie Edith always be after Meathead?
I is tired.
I spent the day lifting and hanging roof trusses.
“I lift things up and put the down.”
“I lift things up and put the down.”
“I lift things up and put the down.”
“I lift things up and put the down.”
It’s a hard habitat to break, oh the humanity.
Ok, Peter…..
Crushing bad news : Inbev bought out Goose Island
Yeesh, that does not bode well.
Plus side: Tommyknocker’s Pick Axe is a nice session pale ale
Yknow, if youd just drive here Id take you to their taphouse. Its just a quick 15 min up the mountains ;)
Damn your logic!
Tis a curse