Two hundred and three Show Notes. (Thank you, bunny!)
(Thank you Paul Maki for going out and grabbing the 2 awesome new celebrity Deadpan Bumpers)
Jack Mangans Deadpan #203: Sentimental Deadpan
Deadpan is a series of tubes.
Promo – Horror Addicts (http://horroraddicts.net/)
Paul Maki give his top five from his bedroom shelves.
Isn’t Bunny finished her game yet?
The Deadpan Singers Hockey playoff results so far
Jack pays his hockey debt
Krazy Joe sounds off about the Deadpan community
More from Paul Maki’s bedroom
Ditto’s dumb ass memory
Greasy Nipples
Ditto
Rhettro
Lo Pan
Hugh & Dre
Cj
Reaper
Vanamonde (first of the week)
Earbuddy
Dan S
Paul Maki Continued
Earbuddy
Energizer Bunny
Stolen Paragraph by Paul Maki
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Closing music “Broken Streetlight” (live)
Couple of hours to save the earth.
Yay she killed the commish! Too bad he ruined her makeup though…
and finally the prof gets it. I like his subtle use of expression I can barely tell he is surprised with his eyes only slightly wider.
Queeny fixed her makeup fast.
wait a minute I thought the commish was dead, guess it was another bug.
And of course he walks right by and out the building.
Info dump for the others.
Haha! dumbass salesman got knives instead if guns. And now they will get caught b/c they went shopping. betting a shot
When you need to get by a bunch of bugs be sure you use an exterminators van to drive around.
Well group 2 made it out of the grocery store, but they were made by a cop.
Yay for insects trancing from smoke. Lets you walk wherever you want.
So far so easy.
Well the commander recovered fast.
and now for the crazy debrief apparently the bugs were chatty around him.
ooh, the commander can’t be taken over. he is buggy cryptonite apparently.
This is what happens when you get all your shots.
wait cats eye nebula? you said the horsehead nebula earlier.
commander’s brain is more than a little broken now.
Oh hey group 2 is still alive and back to the hideout.
oh hey the police followed to the hideout, big surprise. Time for the chase scene.
In a van…
guess it was time to use their brains they got a guy to be a decoy.
Take public transportation and you take your life in your hands.
bug hubby got on the bus, and now he’s dead. On the upside apparently the commander’s touch causes the bugs to melt. Betting a shot it’s b/c of where he grew up.
And the whiny salesman is still alive damnit.
And I missed it – Is Darryl Hannah in this one too?
I think so since it is part 2.
that’s alot of bugs
woohoo! queeny liz finally killed the comish. Bout time they started killing off more of this cast.
Whiny salesman runs, whiny salesman gets caught by bugs.
Eat him queeny! Eat him!
DAMNIT! she didn’t kill him.
Best line so far
“they’re just bugs, they put their humans on one leg at a time.”
getting to the hive and everything is finally coming together
the bugs are naked!
Whiney salesman just became a bug host
NONO! splitting up is bad crazy commander.
yeah that’s smart, chat away at full volume a you sneak through the tunnels
oh looky they found the nest, and queeny was waiting.
female banter, almost entertaining. Buffy was better at it.
queeny is calling for bug reinforcements using buggy wifi.
“humans are a source of keratin”
you couldn’t find a better source?
and apparently humans are considered an evolutionary oddity.
looks like commander is going to sacrifice himself.
better run faster, the tunnels are filled with explosive gas after all.
fireball time
well San Fran has a bunch of toasted bugs now. I wonder what would be the best beer to drink with them.
and now they split up.
bug lady is giving up extermination but not her degree.
Oh goody they aren’t completely splitting up…
And credit time. Finally.
Since we never learned why the lunar commander was bug cryptonite I guess I need to do a shot to finish tonight.
And now to watch something that’s actually entertaining, Babylon 5.
I hope ya’ll enjoyed my play by play, at least more than silence. If you have suggestions/requests for the future feel free to tell me.
“Well as my great-grandfather used to say, cool”
LR – Was Darryl Hannah in this one too?
Clarification: tonight’s pbp was part 2 of “Final Days of Planet Earth”, so yes Daryl Hannah was in it, as Liz aka queen bug, aka only actor/actress capable of expressing more than one emotion.
Unfortunately Daryl Hannah was never on Babylon 5, one of the few deficiencies of the series.
From mermaid to bug queen…. that is an actress with quite a bit of range…
Thank you for filling up the dead air, LR! Your PBP is far preferable to infomercials.
Goodnight :splash:
Don’t forget she was also a bitchen’ assassin/ninja
Yes indeed….swoooooon!
Alright, I may be able to get into the spirit of the season now:
http://eu.techcrunch.com/2011/05/02/bin-ladens-compound-gets-a-bum-review-on-google-maps/
Hey Pan
Month end then voting time here. Maybe I’ll have time to breath.
Preparing for a crazy week.
CP: October — Broken Bells
http://thedailywh.at/2011/05/01/animated-gif-of-the-day-2/
CW: The Killing – episode 6.
A nice counter to the jingoism of the death of Bin Laden:
http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/story/2011/05/02/neil-macdonald-osama-bin-laden.html
As opposed to the jingoism to two completely irrelevant “royals” getting married?
Personally I’m not sure which is more.
I don’t think reality or facts have mattered for quite some time, Van.
Still found this funny:
http://www.misscellania.com/miss-cellania/2011/5/2/about-that-birth-certificate.html
CW: Game of Thrones episode 3
Streamed to my iPad from my netbook because I can.
Is it wrong that I find techie people hawt?
I would have to say no.
Cough
Kist gpt jp,e f
Scratch that.. I was one key off..
Just got home from Vegas. Haven’t listened to read to any of this. But I will… tonight? <3
Is it wrong that I find Goddesses hawt?
*blush*
OK, last one. Probably. http://img861.imageshack.us/img861/7923/obamamissionaccomplishe.jpg
Thats rich…
NS retweeted this one:
https://twitter.com/remittancegirl/status/64973197904330752
Oh and if you don’t have twitter account:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/05/02/fox-headline-fail-obama-bin-laden_n_856217.html
CP: John, I’m Only Dancing — David Bowie
This is a very Vanamonde-esque slideshow link.
Pretty cool. http://flavorwire.com/174598/photo-gallery-chernobyl-graffiti
Creepy
Pintley’s down. The way its going, probably for good.
Well it wasn’t down long, seems to be working for me.
Huh…that was odd.
It would seem that in Pintley’s case, it suffered from Great Taste, but Les Filling.
Is there an imdb-esque beer database anywhere online?
Yeah the best you’ll probably get is BeerAdvocate.com
Also, beer metaphor FTW!!!!^
Reminds me a bit of the house in Forbidden Planet:
http://uk.io9.com/5797804/polish-luxury-home-is-perfect-for-waiting-out-the-post+apocalyptic-hordes
Well if a relative is to be believed, in a supermarket a Cadbury Creme egg was found with a USED condom inside.
All together now:
Ewwwwww
Only in America..er..wait.
Well, those eggs are supposedly laid by rabbits…
You win. This round…
In all seriousness, this could be the joke of the year in all around cleverness, groanworthiness, and guffawness.
Not forgetting a possible biohazard…
Oh I meant Jack’s comment. Not the actual cum filled disgustment.
Next…
brock brock brock
Rhett wins the old school easter internets
Goodnight :a ding ding ding:
Morning Pan, today is the day for feeling old and crusty.
Get a Greg Egan ebook for free:
http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2011/05/free-ebook-zendegi-by-greg-egan/
Thanks for the tip, should be good on my nook.
Since I’ve learned that the SG:U crew didn’t get the word about cancellation until they were finished filming, it seems clear that next week’s finale is probably going to be as much an open wound as the end of Farscape before the Peacekeeper War.
CP: “I am the Doctor” – Dr. Who Series 5 – Murray Gold.
Happy Birthday, Van! *kissies*
/zooom
Cough
:-)
Giant Birthday Hug for my teddy bear Vanamonde *hugs*
I’m at the cinema, in front of me are three women, each tucking into a large hotdog.
Take it away Lo..
Hey Deadpan
Got brave, took hubby’s car in this morning to have the snow tires removed. It better not snow now.
Happy birthday, Van!
Happy birthday, Van! :-)
Interesting… Queens of the Stone Age are currently not attached to a record label.
Is this a real Van-day or one of the many safety fake Van-days created to ensure the continued evasion from the man?
Tis the real one NS..lol
Thanks to you all.
In that case, many happy returns!
Ok Deadpan. You know you want it! It’s movie time!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1210344/
Today’s movie will be narrated on the iPad for the first time. So please be patient if I go slow
Especially since I have a kitty on my lap getting in the way of the iPad
Today’s movie is called Cyclops
The dvr write up: a brave general takes on the menace of a Cyclopes at behest of a corrupt roman emperor
I already know it contains the trio needed for a perfect B horror – violence, coarse language, and nudity.
Fishie!
In the deep, dark forest…
Bad idea
Wow, this movie’s off to a good start. We’ve had two deaths already
Meanwhile, in the roman senate…
You know, I’ve seen this guyin mor b movies. It’s amazing
Pop. We’ve jumped to the roman whore house
Wow, the acting is… Amazing
Invitation to a discourse in the art of love
On the road to a cyclopes
Time for the bathroom maneuver. Theyre going to flush him out
There goes an entire roman legion
Wow those archers are terrible
To Romw!!!!
Oh, he’s downright giddy
Sex, sex, sex
6 Montserrat and 20,000 denaris over budget? That’s amazing.
Montserrat? Stupid autocorrect. I meant months
Branding the slave boy
Marcus has failed… No wait, no he didn’t
Why doesnt he just remove the blindfold?
As reward for capturing the cyclone I give you… Nothing
Don’t tease thecyclopse
Oh, the carnage!
Starve him for the ring
Barbara the slave rubbing higher
I don’t think he’s into this
How stupid is that?
Drinking, gambling and death. Always a good combination
That Cyclopes,always looking to get a head
Wow what a growl. Oh wait, that’s the recycling truck outside
Whipping the Cyclopes means death
Ewes. That’s not what keys are for
Ah yes, auto correct is always fun
I Stand by my statement on how bad the archers are
He’s still alive
Really?
Capture the slaves!
How to instill loyalty
Found them!
These slaves are useless
I take that back. The guards are even more useless
He’s intrigued
This poor soldir just can’t catch a break
The typos are even more entertaining on the iPad, Bunny.
That’s a choice?
Cyclopes fodder
Training for the arena
Barbara the whore
The Cyclopes eats his guards if not fed
Look at the funny slaves
That’s one way to use a shield
Free food
Half time
She’s feisty
Barbara means savage and uncivilized. Who knew
Day 2
It’s a toy shield
Go Marcus!
Ow. Why didn’t that hurt?
Live
Freedom for the winning gladiator
Plots within plots
Where’s Barbara?
Yeah, you tell them Marcus
He can talk
Boy he has a voracious appetite
I can’t believe someone named thrie child Flavia
Marcus for Caesar?
Feeling for the cyclopes
The forum is buzzing
Meat!
Why is ther a bird in a cage there?
The final day
Attilcus? Really?