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What was up with vancouver freaking out cuz they lost?
Hugh sez: yeah in chicago we riot when we win, it makes so much more sense
heh
you fuckers pay up!!!
I am afraid of the canadians
smooth like buttah
oooo, we flipped the page
the ambassador!
song on her radio… I cannot hear it
Amy bowen. out.
lost ralph is in Phoenix ignoring Jackamo?
shame on you lostralph!
diarrhea podcasting
skeksis is getting to our Jackamo :(
Hugh sez: I’ll come take them out for you, man. Just call me.
Deadpan is the motherfucking way
*pause*
mom is calling me
My mommy is traveling to Jack’s hometown to see where Deadpan all started
heh
actually she is traveling to Jersey to see her newest grandson
he is so flipping cute!!!
I am now an auntie x2 from my family
Hugh sez: it’s about time your family step up, my family has made us aunt/uncle to about 300 kids. I can’t even remember all their names in my old age
*snicker*
Hugh had a senior moment yesterday. He kept calling 1 kid different names til he got it right :) it was hilarious. all the kids were laughing.
*unpause*
and once again this is not a duplicate comment
fucktardbot: 2
hugh-n-dre: 0
Jack wants content
I should do an earbuds
Jack’s voice is cracking, is he hitting puberty?
hitchers-guide-a-pa-looza
Oh shit
Hugh’s brother is here with his sister to get us
we will finish up this last 6 minutes later today sometime
Did my voice crack? Is it time for change?
(Again with that joke)
LostRalph and I saw Smurfs today. 8:45am showing. My favorite. I think he still likes me even though I dragged him to a kids’ movie this early.
We then went shopping and LR made me sandwich. NOM NOM NOM.
I’m spoiled and may become rotten at this point.
Sandwiches made by someone else always taste better than mine!
Last night was awesome, finally got a chance to talk to Jack, Evo, Sheila, and Debbie. Also enjoyed some really good beer. Sierra Nevada’s saison is very delicious and I recommend it to anyone else who likes saisons.
I hear that Jack fella is overrated…
*gives Jack awkward bear hug*
Oh and Smurfs wasn’t that bad.
I salute you sir, even with onions in the fire I couldn’t be dragged to that one.
You be a better man than I, LR.
I do wonder (and since you saw it you can answer)- did NPH and Hank Azaria save the film for you? Or were they just along for the paycheck?
Hank Azaria definitely seemed to be along for the check. Although he was definitely a good choice for Gargamel. NPH had some good moments.
Oh and you have to remember I’ve had to sit through the later Land Before Time movies and similar kids movies, I have a fairly high tolerance for not bad. This is not a movie to see unless you have kids to take, obviously.
I’d like to note that I offered LR the option to NOT go with us. He’s just that awesome that he did.
Hank Azaria was pretty clownish, and having not seen any original Smurf shows or anything, I just assumed he was taking it deliberately from the original character. NPH is good at not being portrayed as an idiot. And the girlie from Glee who played his wife is adorable. I actually really enjoy seeing her on anything.
Hooray for he HnD PBP !!!
I have felt so incomplete without them.
They are my density.
FirstDrinkoftheDay: Avery Brewing Co. “Eighteen” Dry Hopped Rye Saison – Anniversary Edition
Speaking of Saisons, LR…
Yessss, I want to try that beer since I heard of it in June, unfortunately Avery is no longer selling in Arizona or Oklahoma…
I cant believe theyre not selling anymore. As per usual, you lemme know whatchu want. I’ll oblige.
Of all the films to battle C&A for #1 this week, I never thought it would be the Smurfs. I’m gonna go out on a limb and say that Cap America will be back in #2 or even #1 next weekend.
Nevermind. The Apes are gonna rule supreme next weekend.
I cant believe Attack the Block is barely showing. I cant find any theater in the state carrying it.
Good Sunday on the Hugh’n Dre Pan, and the Lo Pan, too.
Just got back in town from my 20th high school reunion. I wasn’t feeling terribly old before I went to it :)
We did see Cowboys vs. Aliens yesterday and quite enjoyed it. I’m sure I don’t want to think too much about the plot, but it was a fun summer ride and tried to do something original.
CW: the new thundercats première.
I can only stand watching the old series for about a minutes, 20 minutes in and this one is ahead of the game.
Then its already won.
EDDDDdddddddddd!!!
you rang?
And, now it’s time to run over to the old house and do some yard work….100°F in the afternoon yard work.
Yum…
We want to see Captain America for sure.
Smurfs we will not be seeing
Won’t go see Planet of The Apes either
little known hugh-n-dre factoid: dre is scared of and disgusting by monkeys. I cannot see this movie. I have never been able to go the see the monkeys at the zoo. I admit to disliking monkeys. I know this makes no sense, but it is true.
Hugh sez: I wonder if planet of the apes is why you hate monkeys
hmmm.. maybe. My brothers did watch that all the time and i would always leave the room
That and AIDS and Ebola were both originated in monkeys
they will be the death of the human race I guarantee it
last 6.5ish minutes of deadpan:
begins…
NOW
Deadpan kids episode!!
chicks?
I prefer babes.. the babes of deadpan
Yes! I would do something for a ladies only deadpan. I just might need to be emailed if this gets organized since I am not on here enough. Or Jack you can let me know when it gets set up. :)
near future stuff
closing music and getting the fuck out of here
fuck-bombs = good
hugh-n-dre is Jack coming back after the music game™
Featuring Hugh-n-dre
Hugh sez: Jack is coming back after the music
dre sez: he aint!
good night qwerty-somethings
bloodwine 2.0
crappy living room recording
goodnight mush
ohhhhh vannnnamonde!
awwww, its pretty! I likey!!!
Hugh sez: she always gets swoony over the musicians. Why didn’t I go into music?
Musicians and stock brokers are equally swoony
Hugh sez: in all seriousness, Jack this song is really good
We need to add it to our Jack Mangan playlist. Jack will you send it to me?
you know why rockstars are so sexy? Their nimble fingers swooon!
Hugh sez: you should see the finger work I can do on my ipad baby! Thats so sexy shit!
swooon2
This is very pretty Jack. I want to know what you were thinking when you wrote it.. not that you have to tell me
beautiful. We loved it. :)
Jack DIDNOT come back after the music (I almost got fooled by my itunes shuffling to the next track again- this time it went to track 1 of the Spin Nevermind tribute album)
Dre wins!!!!!!!!
Alrighty paniacs, have a good night
I’m going to go make us some dinner and prepare for True Blood viewing. And as we always like to go against the grain of things, we are not beer drinkers but will be having a lovely new wine we recently discovered.
nighty night!
MWA!!!!!!!!!
CW: Latest Torchwood
Bored now.
The new series has more padding than the cells of an insane asylum.
Dunno what you expected. “Children of Earth” was a small and flickering bright spot in the otherwise sea of complete shit that is Torchwood.
Hope springs eternal.
It really does. But the spring usually ends up all over your face and you feel disgusting afterwords.
To be fair tho I actually expected more out of it too.
I could turn the sound off and just watch Captain Jack. Just sayin’…
I like Torchwood, but I’m partial to Gwen.
Dre, looking forward to the new Dresden, but still have about 800 pgs of GRR Martin still. Torchwood for us tonight too!
Agreed with the Gwen
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sekLEG8xsOs
Yes, I know.
Do you? DOOO YOOOOU???
IMPORTANT: You are NOT 21… you are NOT
Now go here and be NOT 21 yet. kthxbai.
http://blackacrebrewing.com
O.
M.
F.
G.
Cant….stop….
BRILLIANT!
I won’t spoil it. Good lord.
The lord had nothin to do with it… but its brilliant regardless of.
Its possible I’m addicted to Soap. Not the cleansing kind, since we all know I dont take showers, but the fucking wonderful sitcom that aired from 1977 to 1981. Man is that some well written chortles and guffaws.
“Prepare your lips for the ding ding.”
http://www.snacksandshit.com/2011/07/554.html
Must not get pulled in to snacks n shit……
Standard.
Its worth it.
Goodnight :weight on Van’s mind:
Wee doggie – not 21 indeed.
My geeky thing for the day:
Installed iTransmission (bitorrent client) on my jailbroken ipad.
Downloaded an episode of the new Futurama and watched it on the iPad in Videolan.
Move along now..
Bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon, bacon.
http://andeverythingelsetoo.blogspot.com/2011/07/swift-bacon-and-other-meaty-treats.html
the best part of waking up?
Is actually waking up.
is going back to sleep?
Sweet smoke taste!
Mushroom, mushroom.
good perspective:
http://i.imgur.com/YuPgQ.jpg
Thats how my shower works:
http://i.imgur.com/zSRyY.jpg
Last night’s beer = “Destroyer of worlds”.
Digging through the back of my beer shelter, I found a case of “La Fin Du Monde”, this is a homebrew clone of Unibroue’s triple Belgium style ale.
I had shoved it in a corner because it was kind of a disappointment.
That was a year ago.
That was when it had an ABV of 8.7
It has continue to ferment since then. A lot.
The beer is now QUITE tasty but just one 20oz bottle and I was rendered non-functional. This morning has arrived with a massive hangover.
What am I going to do with a case of this stuff?
share?
^
I think that this fall I shall attempted to ship some -
“contains yeast samples Caution, contains liquid in glass !!”
And see how that works out. Right now, given the heat, I suspect we would achieve inter-shipping detonation. This would make everyone involved, very very sad.
Is that blacker than a very black thing?
It’s beerier then a very beery thing.
I was expecting something called ‘destroyer of worlds’ not to be amber in colour.
You could also share local. Invite over a friend or two and you can split a bottle.
Like a ten ton. . . heavy thing.
Work has arrived or is it me that has arrived at work?
Happy Monday!
I’m not really here but I have a quick question. I’ve been ignoring a linked-in from a Fred Duarte for a while now. However the name seems familiar. Before I actually hit “ignore” on Linked in – is it any of you?
Now… Back to month end and in-laws.
I don’t know him.
Well, he just got “ignored” If he still wants to be my friend he can let me know who he is.
I don’t know the name either. I need to go through my Google + and block everyone I don’t know. Though I’m not using the service yet, I don’t like being followed by people I don’t know. It seems like G+ doesn’t really give you the option to deny someone access other than through the “block” feature or individual post settings. Meh. Not sure I’ll use it at all, though my job kinda requires that I know this stuff. (more than kinda)
It’s like Twitter in that regard. Anyone can see what you post, but you only see the posts of people you choose.
I’ll probably wait as long with G+ as I did with Facebook.
I was betting on 2013 for you Jack.
Umm, I’ll get my coat.
And here I was gonna hold my breath.
I’m still avoiding Facebook for at least the rest of the year.
It will take that long for my divorce to be final.
I do like G+ so far other than the one person following me with nearly 4000 people in there circles.
but I also do just about everything through Gmail.
Oh look, more Kool-aid!
Is it delicious with the power of Google?
Today’s word is:
natter
natter natter natter!
I think today’s word is actually one that’s not allowed on broadcast television.
Sadly no sign of ancient technologies:
http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/08/dawn-vesta-asteroid-photos/
Rama!
Now we just need a space ship shaped like a triangle to blast it with.
I.Want.This. http://x.co/Yd6L
I’d advise against playing the Gwar Monopoly game.
Crap. Out of cash. I better mortgage Ragnarok
Fenris says no.
I do like monopoly…
zomg. Teenage pictures of me have emerged on FB. Can you guys see those on my profile?
zomg. Can I please go back and have a long conversation with that kid?
zomg.
Hehe, found them.
*snicker*
No room service. Just snacks and shit.
And Ke$ha
Why must you betray me?
You deserve this,
http://perezhilton.com/2010-12-12-scandalous-oral-sex-kesha-photo-leaked
NOT SAFE FOR WORK LET ALONE ANYONE BREATHING!!!!!
Well good for her . . .
But him…. I cry for him…
Oooh I can’t wait to get home now!
Pray you get stuck in traffic
Jack! Great pictures!!
Jack was a hottie even then.
rawr.
Hmm, all kinds of interesting photography today on Deadpan.
Still, “whooooa”, hey? hey? “whoooooa”?
Sometimes I’m too obscure for my own good.
Sometimes I’m Obscured by Clouds.
Cumulus or cirrus?
Enjoying Alphas so far!
It’s getting better. The first episode bored me to death. But I didn’t want to pull a Fox and give up on it after one episode, so I’m giving it a season. Not sure I’m going to give Falling Skies that long, I’m not seeing improvement…
Yeah it’s not to bad, killing off the CIA guy was strange though, there was some hints in the pilot episode there was more to him than meets the eye..
Sorry to say I pulled a Fox. I watched one episode of Alphas and was way less than impressed. About a minute into the second episode, I threw my hands up in frustration and deleted the series from my DVR. I might try again if people keep saying it’s getting better and if it doesn’t get cancelled.
I’ve received a few wonderful bits of content in the past week. I still think it would be wise to release the first HH Palooza this week, but I think the next episode after that will need to feature this stuff.
^Like
I feel the need to share this:
LostRalph mowed my lawn and bought me Frangelico.
I’m so fricken spoiled at this point that the phrase “spare the rod” comes to mind…
Umm:
http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/328950.html
er, Umm.
I suspect I may be mildly evil.
Yesterday as I got off the train, the heavens opened up, people in their summer clothes ran for cover, me with waterproof coat on, walked slowly home, giggling at the sheep.
Did you hold your pinky to your lip?
Goodnight :evil:
Possibly the funniest moment on the Simpsons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceWZ624wBVA
Nice take on an old fairy tale:
http://tinyurl.com/3s4ddtb
Very good story Van, thanks for the link.
that’s how it’s done!
http://imgur.com/r/gaming/El2tu
Welcome to where time stands still,
No one leaves and no one will.
I should know better than to listen to Metallica on the way in here.
Speaking of “time stand still” – - holy crap, it’s quiet here today. :|
no one here but us tumbleweeds!
I’m having lunch here today: http://www.azculinary.com/
With my co-workers… I’m excited!!! I love eating at the culinary institute… it’s like a yummy adventure!
So at the cinema, waiting for Holy Rollers to start.
They maybe ripoffs of actual propaganda posters but they still look cool:
http://hegeekshegeek.wordpress.com/2011/08/02/star-wars-propaganda-posters/
those posters are beautiful.
Van, those are brilliantly done.
Fucking sigh!
^Those are the best kind of sighs!
The exception is when Skeksis are involved.
(Yikes, avoid that image)
^Too late.
You can sigh that again.
Sighing fuck!
http://i.imgur.com/h3YxH.jpg
I don’t think a comment is required. that just awesome
just … wow.
http://www.vimeo.com/4220803
short film
A nebulous ‘hmmm’ on Holy Rollers.
I’d never even heard of Holy Rollers. Did I already post a link to this one?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1549572/
No moar food please.
Ugh.
So if my other short film link was too, too for you … give this one a try.
http://www.vimeo.com/24320919
Not a new idea but well done and fun.
aaaand speakning of “Well done” (but not fun), I got this note from a friend today -
“FYI, got a new iPhone today. Apparently leaving mine in the car while I go inside the secured facilities was killing it. it had recorded an internal temperature of 155-dge F. ouch…”
I just started in a new department and will be inside a secured facility as early as Friday. Being Florida in the summer, I’ve had similar worries about leaving my phone in the car all day. Might buy a small cooler or something just to keep the phone from getting too hot during the day.
They really should have a “device check room” at those places. Like in the old west when you had to check your gun at the door to the saloon.
Sorry J0e, I don’t feel safe to watch any videos while at work. Sadly, not even this one:
http://blastr.com/2011/08/watch-the-bloody-trailer.php
I’ll check all 3 tonight.
Hey guys, got a tech question for ya:
iPhone? Or Android?
I’m on droid, but I could argue points for both because I have an iTouch and I might be moving to the iPhone when my contracts up since Verizon has that option now.
I’m leaning toward iPhone because I love my laptop and iPod . . . I’ve never had a smartphone before.
Well I’m biased towards the iphone, mainly because I like the games (I have more games on my iPhone than audio tracks).
http://www.cravingtech.com/android-vs-ios.html
If you can, go to a shop and have a play with both types of phones and see what feels right for you.
Lo Pan and other lovers of great music:
http://vimeo.com/26392316
You know how sometimes you see or meet a woman so attractive that it actually makes you angry? That’s how I feel about this album.
Cannot. Wait.
I am also excited!
I am excited at your excitement!
I may have peed a little.
What were we talking about?
Kesha.
CW: Rescue Me
Well, there’s another couple of years to tack on until retirement. I thought getting this debt ceiling thing taken care of was supposed to get us a rebound after last week’s big slide.
Who told you that and why would you believe it?
This entire congress is getting an overhaul.
Turns out we woke up this morning and the market suddeny realized that all of this spending cutting actual HURTS economic recovery.
Will none of these clowns EVER consult a history book?
Never fear though, this is a good buying opportunity for the market and it shall be on it’s merry way again soon. The disconnect between the market and the economy is quite strong. Just reading where corporations are now sitting on 2 Trillion dollars cash! All recovered in just the last 2 years.
So patents grasshopper … while you may yet find yourself in an unemployment line, your 401k should be chugging ahead again soon.
… and no, I DON’T know if that is a glass half full or half empty outlook. :\
What kind of patents should I look into?
/lovingly snarky comment
patent leather
Rich Corinthian leather.
btw – happy WiFi day. You’ll have to wait 100 years for the next one.
Jesus, I had to Google the shit out of this one.
“Chalupas fresh like pilates.”
http://www.snacksandshit.com/E-40/
Holy fuck…. I love this…
http://dearphotograph.com/
Like!
There’s a zombie on my lawn.
Tell it to go get you some good beer.
I thought there was good beer here already? Made by some sexy dude… what?
It is good, but you don’t any of it, which some would consider a problem…
+like
I like the mead.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0N1_0SUGlDQ
At least she likes the brewer, Ralph. That’s what matters.
Goodnight :micfeedbackscreeeeeech:
Speaking of patents, Lo, This American Life had a fascinating (but infuriating) piece on patents recently. I recommend it to all of you:
http://www.thisamericanlife.org/radio-archives/episode/441/when-patents-attack
Also, good morning! I have a long early meeting with my boss’ boss, which will be ugh and head-desk.
BILLIONAIRE Physicist?????????????
Isnt that an oxymoron?
I caught that. Pretty amazing. Seems some folks out there need a good whup’n.
I did managed to miss the last 10 minutes though.
now there’s thinking!
http://i.imgur.com/Nnm15.jpg
YES!!!
BRILLANCE!!!
… and it’s so “green”! (reduce, reuse, recycle)
good point why throw it away when you can use it again. best part no re-manufacturing
however beer through a straw? I have heard stories…
good point:
http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-WZimLqESRz4/TjdEdtn2cdI/AAAAAAAADlo/5KPreilIo3Y/s640/image-33.jpg
Awesome links this morning, reaper, as usual – - although Heineken isn’t all that preferable to Mr. Pibb.
Dammit! I didn’t watch any of the videos posted here last night.
thank you! and good point. I think just about any beer would be preferred to a Heine. I really don’t like that one much.
This morning is not my favorite. I don’t feel well. Boo hoo.
hmmm better than snakes on a plane I suppose: http://youtu.be/o0uyHgz6-NI
Talk about bending over backwards to justify mass murder:
http://gizmodo.com/5826972/the-disturbing-secrets-of-the-air-forces-jesus-loves-nukes-nuclear-missile-program
Well if you have seen Captain America you may recognise an actor in this video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wkYocRVnYc&feature=related
Oh and wasn’t that fricking cool scene, I was convinced Red Skull was going to leave him to die and then he gives him the car keys…
Cowboys and Aliens tonight! FINALLY!!!!
Made me giggle.
Whatevs… http://www.moreorlesscomic.com/102/73.html
I feel sexually harassed and denigrated after reading that.
Would you like a tissue?
Hey JOe,
I checked out your “Plot Device” link yesterday and I thought it was pretty funny. Amazing what a small group of people can create these days.
Speaking of, everyone should listen/download the cover of Pink Floyd’s “Hey You” by the Six String Bliss forum. I already made a post about it on Facebook, but I know a few of you are FB adverse, you know who you are. ;)
http://soundcloud.com/bookerjwood/comfortably-dumb-hey-you
I think J.R. would enjoy that. And in the spirit of the Hitchhikers Guild’s use of improbable events, did you know that Andrea used to work with one of the founders of Six String Bliss? Strange eh?
And they had a bowl of petunias in their office.
and they had a whale of a good time.
No whale though.
Someone must have forgotten to press the button.
No hobo humpin slobo babe?
I get it.
Stuck in my head, fucker!
This is the time of day when I post something despondent and cranky.
What? Cranky? Why I never….
Courtesy of The One Ring on fb
http://i.imgur.com/aJOhd.jpg
Along those lines, I heard the new Garmen GPS voices that were made available today – Yoda and Darth Vader.
Very funny … for a while.
I keep my GPS on the Brit lady because the American always sounds so judgmental when I don’t follow her instructions. She’s like harsh “RECalculating! Ugh” Whereas the nice Brit lady is all “Aw sweetie, you made a turn I didn’t tell you about, tsk tsk, let me tell you how to get back on track there.”
or … well, she says “Recalculating” in a nicer tone anyway.
*shrug*
I tend to tell my tomtom to be more patient, it always seems to be impatient when it gives me directions.
Tomtom: “Turn left now”
Me: “I’ll turn left when I’m ready to”
I ordered the GPS with the Bobcat Goldthwaite voice.
Because you aren’t stressed out enough already? You need driving stress?
That’s funny because mine is Gilbert Gottfried.
Our Tom Tom has Yoda’s voice.
Thanks for the phone links, Van!
From the weather channel:
“Through 3am: Showers and thunderstorms ending around 10pm.”
Um. Thanks.