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Jack Mangans Deadpan #220: Scattered Noise
The 5,000 Fingers of Deadpan
New Dan from Oregon with a song line
Bananas
A short essay by New Dan from Oregon
Jack was recently on The Shift Cast. Check him out. (http://shiftconsciousnessfe5.podbean.com/2011/10/13/shift-cast-37-conversation-with-jack-mangan/)
Outtakes from Jack’s appearance on the Shift Cast
Greasy Nipples
Lost Ralph
Cj
Justa J0e
EssBee
Dj Bunny
Jack Mangan
Amy Bowen
Vanamonde – Frist of the week
Thanks to all who participated in Deadpan by the numbers
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Closing Music – Decathlon
They can’t leave
Another one bites the dust
So her role is basically be tied to a chair and look scared as action happens around you
Oh oh. Now daddy succumbs to evil nazi chanting
He found the sacrificial knife
The blood splatters everywhere
Don’t trust the horses
He killed the generator
Now the back story
What’s he up to?
He believes he is descended from Vikings
Bones will stop him! But what wll Booth think of
Creating a decoy
A good old fashion book burning
To each their own
He’s healing
Oh yeah. Lunar eclipse
Luke’s a minion now doh head
Luke doesn’t like being a minion
It speaks
Hey, it’s an evil nazi dog zombie
Ow!
Rapture
And the moon darkens
What a symbolic gesture
Preparing the last meal
I think minion Luke is angry
He gets off on blood
I head of skin peeling but this is ridiculous
His eye is starting to poke through
Dinner time!
Evan!
Minion Luke is escaping
He’s having Evan for dinner
Minion Luke is acting out a scene from The Shining
Is he riding his big wheel through the halls?
That would be funny
He’s a Mabel’s man
What the hell is a Mabel’s man?
I meant to say, he’s a man’s man
Poked him in the eye
All we are is dust in the wind
Burning doun the house
I don’t think stone burns
BBQ
Really?
It’s Evan that’s into cutting
You know, this was an ok movie. Yes it was silly schlock. But a step abover the usual silly schlock I watch
Schlock the Monkey? Schlock Holmes? Schlock, Stock, and two Smoking Barrels (of Monkeys)?
schlocking should only be done in the privacy of your own home.
Unless you’re with Jane’s Addiction. Nothing’s Schlocking for them.
Rock the schlocker
Love is: Making your hubby chocolate chicken for dinner even though you’re not a chocolate person yourself.
And all these years, I thought “chocolate chicken” was just a Busta Rhymes lyric in a rap song. . . .
Looks like it’s just you and me here this afternoon, Bunny.
Hey everyone! We’ve enjoyed a quiet day off of work today. I made a big pot of sauce to put the glut of tomatoes we had to use or lose.
Now Sly B is at rehearsal and I’m CW: Homeland E3(?) – last night’s.
+10000
CP: Heartline — Florence & The Machine
http://kickkicksnare.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/Heartline.mp3
Love today’s APOD:
http://apod.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
I was just looking at that too! :)
Wanna know what I was looking at?
I’m sure that would make me go blind. ;)
I know it will me if I keep at it
I am enjoying Homeland quite a bit. I might be the only one watching, though!
lol
Subject of e-mail I just received -
“Congratulations you have been chosen for Registry of Distinguished Women”
Way to go!!
I think I’ll let Lo Pan write my acceptance speech.
I love you so much right now
Always a woman to meeeeeeeeeee
In other news …
I think that when Jack sees his in-box he is going to begin to wish he hadn’t encouraged me.
Encouraging you is usually not a wise idea. ;)
My son attempted to tell me about the Confederacy and he called them “Canadians”. I laughed for roughly 30 minutes before I decided, begrudgingly, I should correct him.
Little known fact, the Emancipation Proclamation also freed lumberjacks in Canada.
And that’s ok. For they sleep all night and work all day.
They got 40 acres and a moose.
Or meese in plural.
Sometimes I feel like wheels are turning in my life, too bad they seem to be spinning in the mud.
At least you have wheels.
We can start calling you Chorlton.
GAH!!!!!!!!
http://www.redbubble.com/people/chocolateninja/t-shirts/7191643-excitements-my-game
Jesus Harold Ramis Christ, ditto!!!! 43?????????????? On the first day??/???/
The answer to Life, the Universe and Everything … plus 1 !
Don’t start that again! ;)
Awesome pick with Quick, btw.
Morning Pan, off to to see friends for a few days, if the rain hasn’t wiped out the railway lines.
I’m going to have to get this book: How Hockey Explains Canada.
http://www.thestar.com/sports/hockey/nhl/article/1075283–henderson-book-says-hockey-explains-canada
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAL!!!!
Oh, … wrong sport?
I can’t take you anywhere.
Here’s your beer & peanuts. ;)
I am terribly enthusiastic, though.
Just like the Honey Badger. ;)
TCat is horribly disappointed that we missed the northern lights last night. So am I.
CP: It’s All About The Pentiums — Weird Al
Don’t tell Al, but I think it’s all about the iCores now.
Passing through on my way to all-day meetings. Probably/hopefully not as painful as it sounds.
Be good. Go forth and comment.
I hope you manage to pass the meeting with as little pain as possible. I hear that drinking plenty of liquid can help.
Arrived safely in Motherwell, thank goodness for tethering over 3, eve rybody in the house is accessing the Internet through my phone.
I’ve always suspected that Van was a Hotspot!
Lets…lets all just take a deep breath here
Not THAT deep.
*GIANT Exhale*
All alone.
Meeting survived!
Immmmmm soooo alone…..my head’s my hoooome
Beer anyone?
Can’t drink beer anymore
Oddly enough … I can’t drink beer any less.
Conservation of mass, I guess.
Hubby should be home in an hour or so, then all will be happiness again
http://consequenceofsound.net/2011/10/check-out-nine-inch-nails-depeche-mode-the-killers-cover-u2/ What a cool project. And Trent is back an nine inch nails!
-an
+as
=correct sentence
To help you get your Halloween on -
Dracula’s Kiss is a haunting cocktail for Halloween parties. The drink creates two layers: the bottom is red with grenadine and the top is black with cola. Add spiders to the drink or hang them on the glass for a ghoulish finishing touch. Both Smirnoff and Effen make great black cherry vodkas.
Ingredients:
* 1 oz black cherry vodka
* 1/2 oz grenadine
* cola
* maraschino cherries for garnish
Preparation:
1. Coat the bottom of a highball glass with grenadine.
2. Add ice and vodka.
3. Fill with cola.
4. Garnish with cherries.
Not sweet enough?
Try this one -
No ghosts in this house, at least not tonight. The Ghostbuster is a fun, simple, neat cocktail that is full of wonderful flavors. The drops of Irish cream create a ghost-like figure in the middle of the glass. A great novelty for Halloween.
Yield: 1 Drink
Ingredients:
* 1 oz peach schnapps
* 1 oz melon liqueur
* 3-5 drops of Irish cream liqueur
Preparation:
1. Pour the peach schnapps and melon liqueur into a cocktail shaker with ice.
2. Shake well.
3. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
4. Add the Irish cream drop by drop into the center of the drink.
Still not interested? How about this -
Do you have any Skeletons in Your Closet? Admit it, we all do. But now there’s a variation of the Margarita that takes it a step further. This is a great fruit Margarita on the rocks that’s a little out of the ordinary with DeKuyper’s Island Blue Tropical Schnapps, pineapple and mango. This bright green cocktail is great for your Halloween party and will likely turn into one of your new favorites.
Ingredients:
* 1 1/2 parts Hornitos Plata Tequila
* 1 part DeKuyper Island Blue Tropical Schnapps
* 1 part pineapple juice
* 1 part mango juice
Preparation:
1. Rim a margarita glass with salt.
2. Pour the ingredients into a cocktail shaker filled with ice.
3. Shake well.
4. Strain over ice into the prepared margarita glass.
Hail, Deadpan. I have just spent the evening setting up this for my wife’s home office:
http://amzn.com/B002IYRBI0
And, all hail! The authorities are out and about with their noisy trucks fumigating the mosquito plague that engulfed the Houston area this weekend.
We get the skeeters pretty bad during the summer, but, the long dry spell, the heavy rain a few weeks ago, and the warmup in the last week unleashed a pent up horde of them.
I’m convinced more than ever that God really really doesn’t want Rick Perry for president. Of course, that means that we’ll probably be stuck with him.
Kind of down tonight. A friend just told me he’s got testicular cancer. It’s been caught very early and he’s young, so there should be no problems. Still.
Still :(
*hugs*
:(
Yuck. Sorry man.
Oooo. I have a Halloween drink that I just tried last night.
candy corn-infused vodka
1 1/2 cups vodka
1 cup candy corn
3/4 cup pineapple juice
Ice
• 1 To make candy corn-infused vodka, mix vodka and candy corn in jar; seal tightly. Let stand at least 4 hours.
• 2 Strain vodka to remove candy.
• 3 For each serving, in chilled cocktail shaker, place 1/2 cup infused vodka and 1/4 cup pineapple juice; add ice. Shake; pour into martini glass. If desired, garnish each glass with additional candy corn.
mmmmmmm
Finally! The great taste of candy corn without having to dig the gunk out of your teeth!
candy corn has a great taste?
I must have missed those taste buds. but I don’t like sweets much.
Maybe after the 5th one it will taste good…
Ummm. Do we really need more search engines? If it can’t find what you want, does it say, “Can’t touch this”?
http://mashable.com/2011/10/19/wiredoo/
CP: Ride on Shooting Star — The Pillows
This is pretty kewl:
http://boingboing.net/2011/10/26/zombies-burst-from-monster-pumpkin.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+boingboing%2FiBag+%28Boing+Boing%29
I had thought of a simular one this year – get a large pumkin, carve it with terrified “scream”, then split the thing down the middle … then take a slightly smaller pumkin, carve it with a teethy ghoulish face and have appear to be bursting out from inside the larger.
The “monster inside my skull” effect.
I’m sure it’s been done before but still could be swell.
No time for me to tackle that one though.
(I don’t even have time to speelchek)
Hmm, neither bing nor google are helping me to find enormous pants anywhere online! If only there was a search engine that could help me. . . .
What search engine does David Byrne use?
That’s fafafafafa.com. I used that one to find enormous shoulder pads.
You don’t even want to know the huge stuff I found using Cameo’s search engine. . .
LOL
Word up??????
Jack wins post of the month.
Wow! Ouch!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0-z5ywDc0A
Don’t watch if you are eating.
It isn’t gross but it made me a little nauseous!
So a squirrel was chewing on one of the pumpkins and the other one got sick
http://www.flickr.com/photos/7758792@N07/6283485551/lightbox/
not bad since it was the first one I carved since I was 12 :)
You should put an empty bottle of booze next to it.
Nicely done, Reaps! We had a bunch of pumpkin pic posts to the Deadpan flickr group last year for Halloween. Feel free to post them there.
Thanks!
*Curtseys”
*catcall*
I had actually dropped in to post a last-minute call for Halloween or just general VMs for tonight’s show. I have enough content for an almost full episode, but more is always welcome.
Brr!! We got around 12 inches of snow last night/this morning and now it’s COLD.
Informer. . . a licky boom-boom da-own.
I can almost guarantee Snow did not have 12″
Duck!
It’s what’s for dinner.
Flames/Avs. Kickoff at 8MST. Many touchdowns and home runs to be scored.
Blech I say. Blech.
I’ll have to see the results tomorrow. Some of us are in bed br nine.
Has anyone here successfully update your iPad to OS5?
I’ve a friend who has lost all her apps and in a wailing and gnashing of teeth, has ask me to make it all better.
Mine worked fine
Both my two iPads and my iPod touch updated to iOS5 without trouble.
Though, I have had more issues with syncing on occasion than before.
Seems that asking for help was really all that was needed. That forced her to walk away from the problem for a while and take a deep breath.
Eventually, the iPad synced and backed-up and restored and did everything it was supposed to do, by itself. It just needed some time.
I was going to say, I think iTunes backs up all purchases to Apple’s cloud server now.