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Happy Birthday RapidEye!
What Amy and Ralph said!
Goodnight :Ugh, up too late:
That will teach me to go to bed late.
Oh Van…. you know you cant be taught you wild at heart boy you
The are four comments!
I see what you did there, Captain
Huh?
I count five.
Counting doesn’t work any more. All someone has to do is insert a comment somewhere and the count goes out the window.
Morning Pan
but we will know in our hearts :)
It’s all fun and games until someone loses a number
or loses something worse :D
looks like 6 to me
I hate to sound like a harpy but didn’t you have backups Jack? Tsk, tsk, tsk.
“didn’t you have backups Jack”
Don’t ask, don’t tell.
Hola, yous.
CP: yesterday’s Alt Latino
Oh, also, sick cat update: she’s still very sick, but improving. She will walk on her own to get water, but isn’t eating yet. She purred some last night and this morning, which was a relief. Mostly she just curls up and snoozes. Poor Gertrude! I am giving her pills – not fun, but if it works, it’s worth it!
CP: All Songs Considered
If you can stand these guys, yesterday’s show is pretty neat. New Black Keys so far.
http://www.sixstringbliss.com/houseofzog/Guilty_Pleasures.zip
It’s new album day at Six String Bliss. Cover versions of songs the players are embarassed to admit they like. :)
Rhanks forh rha rhink, Rhett!
I will buy a backup HD (note: I was gonna say “when the money-bleeding stops”, but that would be a ridiculous statement) sometime next year.
I would really hate to be wrong about this, but I fully expect that this latest computer death was only the motherfuckerboard.
Ok peeps, Jack asked for the comments to be padded. To that end, I give you the ABC’s of accounting. Boring I know but what are you going to do.
Two things to keep in mind. Obviously I’m going to use Canadian accounting rule so if it differs that’s your issue not mine
Two: this is only terms I remember, not necessarily all terms
And three (yah I know) I may have to quit part way as my Boo is coming over to watch a movie. If I do stop, I’ll contine tomorrow
Thank you, Bunny. As long as “L” is for “Loonie”.
A
Accounting
Assets
Accelerated depreciation
Audit
Actuary
Accrual
Accumulated depreciation
Adjustments
Amortization
Annuity
Average
Dammit WordPress I am not posting too fast, your just too slow!
B
Balance sheet
Bad debt
It’s World Philosphy Day, Kant can be used without appearing to be negative.
Hume though…
Bank
Bad joke break
A man accidentally switched his Viagra for white out. He goes to bed and wakes up with a massive correction
Beginning inventory
C
Calendar year
Credit
Canadian institute of Chartered Accountants
Capital assets
Cash
Ceiling test
Certified general accountant
Cheque
Compensation
Compound interest
Consignment
Conditional sales
Consolidated
Contingent gais/losses or what have you
Contract
Cost (ther are a bajillion ters that start with “cost”, I think I’ll ignore them all )
Control
Contribute
Currency
D
Debit
Date of purchase
Deferral
Debt
Declining balance
Deficit
Depreciation
Deposit
Depletion
Disposal
I said, I’m not posting too fast!
Derivative
Disclosure
Divident
Double entry
*cough*
E
Earnings
Equity
Error in recording (tsk, tsk, tsk)
Estimate
Expenses
Extraordinary items
F
Face value
Financial statements (and everything else associated with the word “financial”
Fair value
Financing
First in, first out (yeah I know, inset dirty joke here)
“insert” *cough*
Fixed asset
EBIDTA
I’m sorry EssBee, I don’t know what that means, is it an US accounting acronym?
earnings before interest, taxes, depreciation, and amortization
it kinda means “profit”
it’s actually EBITDA
Ah, we cll that net profit
I’m def not an accountant. I have a master’s in English. They just make me do the finance reporting and services deferrals.
Actually, we include interest and amortizating as regular expenses. Our tem then is net income before taxes
Future value
Franchise
Full disclosure
G
GAAP
Good will
Gross income
Government
I
Intangible assets
Implementation
Income (tax, statements and everything else. Just assume I’m using words once but they all usually have other word fooling them)
Integration – tho maybe a A&M term, not an acct one
Nope that’s a term we use. Admittedly I forgot that one.
Incremental
Initial public offering
Indirect expense
Interest rate
Installment
Investment
Inventory
Issues
J
Journal entry
I’m thinking of a line from a certain Prince song here.
Just in time
K
Ok I admit, I can’t think of anything that starts with k
L
Last in, first out
Lease
Leasehold improvements
Land
Loss
Liability
Long-term
Loan
Liquidity
Life insurance
Lump sum
Lower of cost or market
M
Management
Maintance
Markdown
Markup
Monetary
Material
Maturity
Measurement
Multiple acquisitions
Market value
N
Net assets/income/value etc.
Natural resources
Next in, first out
Normal
M for “Merde! I’ve lost all of my money!”
Note
Nonsufficient
Notice to reader
Notification
O
Obsolescence
Operating/operations
Opportunity cost
Overdraft
Overhead
Output
Other
Ordinary
P
Parent
Period
Physical
Point of sale
Petty cash
Patent
Partner
Perpetual
Sorry, had a phone call.
Where was I …
Perpetuity
Percentage
Posting
Prepaid
Predict