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Insert deathly silence here —–>
Hockey fans and haters alike should at least scroll to the video at the bottom.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Puck-Headlines-The-Muppets-take-the-NHL-new-To;_ylt=AnRdxP2GvLqCoBxLgljl.uJ7vLYF?urn=nhl-wp18146
Goodnight :Phaneuf:
Strange thatvI found Jack more intelligible with the hiss than with the noise reduction.
Looks cosy:
http://www.gizmodo.co.uk/2011/11/man-builds-man-sized-hobbit-house-for-3000/
Morning Pan
While most of you are relaxing, enjoying your day off and eating turkey,you can be smug in the knowledge that Van and I have to work.
Finished for the day, but working shifts all weekend.
Aww, that sucks *hugs*
Jack, I won’t do show notes this week. No reason, just because.
Ha! Of course, now I just heard the episode and you thanked me for doing show notes. Oh well *shrug* Not a lot to “note” on anyway.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
I might do a movie Play by Play after lunch.
I have the following on tap
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1237961/
The plot of that one stinks.
Groan
that’s what makes it so wonderful to watch
or
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1980083/
I just took a look outside. It seems to have snowed overnight. Go figure.
Well, I think I’m going to kill me some dragons for the next hour or so.
Later Panites.
Thank you.
Ooops. Commented on the old show. Happy t-day mericans!
Morning, Pan! Happy Thanksgiving!!
Why do I love an unshow? It means we’re not getting closer to 244!!! WooWoo.
Happy Thanksgiving all you deadpanites! I love you all and need to start spending more time over here. I also miss you guys when I’m not here. I’m thankful for this community.
288 isn’t?
/trying to keep panic from voice
Yes, it is 288.
I’m thankful for this community, too.
Big sale on the AppStore this weekend:
http://toucharcade.com/2011/11/24/happy-thanksgiving-heres-a-roundup-of-ios-gaming-goodness/
Hey Pan
Had a nice lunch with my Boo… which ended with me getting her a new winter coat. Funny how these things work
Just getting my act together. Will probably to a PBP in about 15 minutes
Ok peeps, you were warned
Today’s movie is Silent but Deadly. Why? Simply because it’s net on my DVR
The DVR writeup: Jason Mewes stars in this horror comedy about a mentally challenged serial killer who wreaks havoc on the cast and crew of a Hollywood movie
This movie is only 80 minutes long so it better be a good thing in a small package
Field of grass
The movies stats with two naked women making out
Peeping on your step mothers. Plural
Belt the kid
He want to shoot his son?
Hey, I used to own mini goats
“carpet munching Commies”
He’s running away with his goats
Goat effer
“muffin munching Moscow make pies”
Magpies not make pies
Ewwww, that was a little graphic
We have our first kill
Kills two and three happens
Then the opening credits start
Running away with his goat
Hitchhiker
He likes the goat so he might just live
“it is hotter than satan’s snatch”
“butt fucking is cool, right?”
Documentary
OMG the sheriff is hilarious
Yuck, he shook her hand
The deputy pissed the sheriff off
Really, that’s how he drives?
You don’t make skid sounds on grass. That’s a rookie error
They called the goat a he but I’m positive it’s pregnant. Plus it has udders
The director’s a meanie
Need the black light
Make latte to match paint chip
Ha! Wrong!
The sheriff doesn’t want to look like a putz on camera
Goat milk is still milk.
Parageum is the space between the scrotum and ass hole
Take the last train to clarkssville
Someone’s going to die
Yup, I was right
Probed by aliens aka “anal desecration”
Omg the delux alien probe is great
Lesson one- don’t piss the sheriff off
The director lied
Size matters
Coming on to the documentarian
The sheriff is an idiot. But I think we determined that from the start
It must be goat love
Aww, the kids loves Losa
Moonraker is the best Bond movie ever.
Really
It must be a little chilly out
Dude is angry
Splash
So is there any girl in this movie that doesn’t get naked?
I kind of feel sorry for the goat
Oh oh
Chocolate glazed with sprinkles
Plum tits
Goat lunch break
Dude, where’s my goat?
No no no no no!
He’s latteless
Head stew
Dude is going to bury his goat
Maybe it’s the KKK!
“noone’s going nowhere”
Stupid blond “does that mean someone’s going somewhere?”
Aww, sad eyes
I think dude is pissed
“it’s an ohmage to The Third Man”
Hah!
Another naked woman
Turkey in oven: check
Sides prep’d: check
Calm before cooking storm: check
CD: Boulevard’s Havest Dance
Ditto, even if you’re an expat, you’re still Canadian. Don’t give in to the thanksgiving hype
I get two Thanksgivings! :)
Wow. What a buzzkill.
As a friend said: Thanksgiving is the best holiday. All you have to do is eat, drink, and watch football. You don’t have to buy any presents.
Of course, since he’s a guy, he didn’t consider cooking.
The murder film turned real
“can you hear me now?”
Silly.sheiff
Ther is a poetic grade to all this carnage
Finger licking good
So when there’s a serial killer on the loose and you’re afraid for your life, what do you do?
Sex time!
Dude is the reaper
Bras make good slings
On the hunt for dude
It’s a trap!
Wow, that’s one sharp scyth
It’s too bad Jimbo bought it. He was my favourite character
“you little Time Bandit!”
The perfect way to ensure your death
Movie’s over.
My thoughts. This was made intentionally as a comedy. That was quiet obvious. Howere, I think they tried a little too hard. Yes it had its funny moments but mostly it was just stupid
Just realized that m basic math skills sick and 144+144 is not 244 :-)
Apparently my spelling sucks as well
It matters not,I still love the deadpan and all it reresents
Just put the Apple Crisp in the oven. Yep, it’s made from scratch. Yep, there’s no oatmeal in it.
Apple crisp out. Sweet potato casserole in.
Turkey getting close to done.
Going to be eating soon. I hope everyone has enjoyed their day. :)
/tweet
Trying to recover from my post meal, post long drive, Nap.
/tweet
2nd cup of coffee consumed.
Consciousness seems fully recovered. Must avoid the pies.
A successful dinner. Now time for dessert.
“Its wafer thin!”
*http://tinyurl.com/72jmdwy*
No?
125 on thxgvg! Holy moly. Thanks Bunny and everyone. I have been mostly offline all day. I hope it was great for all.
Hey Dead Pan
Hubby has a later morning meeting so he’s still home. It’s strange to have him home this late in the morning.
I want to clean the bathroom but I’ll have to wait for another half hour or so until hubby’s gone. I love him dearly but he messes with my rhythm when he’s home.
I know I have to do from Q on in the ABC’s of accounting but to be honest, accounting is boring. Although, doing the ABC’s made me realize just how dirty some sayings are in my field. For example; first in, first out. Maybe it’s just my mind that’s in the gutter.
Yes it is.
Cough
Happy post-Thanksgiving everyone. :)
If someone of the opposite sex sends you a photo of themselves and all you do is comment on the tint of the photo, could this be seen as a rejection?
I suppose it depends upon what basis the picture was sent in the first place as well as the mindset of the person who sent it to you originally and how well they know you. I know I wouldn’t see it as a rejection however I’m not looking at it from the viewpoint of a potential paramour. Also I think I know you well enough to know that’s just the way you are, no rejection or insult meant *shrug*.
I know this is a useless answer but, since I don’t know the back story, it’s the best I can do.
Well I thought it had just been sent for fun (the background picture made the person look like they were wearing a building as a hat), and probably it was and I’m just over analysing.
For those folks considering their first “game console” purchase (I guess that’s just me …)
http://news.cnet.com/8301-17938_105-10365624-1/which-game-console-should-you-buy/
Based on my experience…
Wii: social & kids
Xbox: gaming overall
PS3: Blu-ray
Nintendo?
I did beat Mike Tyson.
PS3: Blu-ray
That would be why I bought it. Of course that the time a basic blu-ray player was the same price as the PS3. And it comes with all the hardware to browse the net and stream content.
Or you could just buy all three.
I’ll get my coat.
Happy Post T-Day, Deadpan. Indigestion is the motherfucking way.
Must eat pie, or it’ll get bad.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqhV1EzmT2o
ya know it ya know.
Just hopping in to say people are stupid. No elaboration. Just take my word for it.
Jesus Christ Ovechkin…
Holy crap. He’s actually making some hits. :)
8?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
It’s a novella that is worth checking out when it ‘s free for the day:
http://www.blakenorthcott.com/blackfriday/
Groovy:
https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/cfs-ak-ash2/70075/37/1311872815475_8748.mp4?oh=349acedaaeb39a147b3897980513693d&oe=4ED2C600&__gda__=1322436096_c56682e7ca609a0c6e813c9d9bbd24e6
It was good to see the Red Wings take care of last seasons Stanley Cup champions, now lets see how the Coyotes handle the Canucks.
No to the first and yes to the second ;)
Currently: Decorating my mini-Christmas tree. I got ornaments for it today, and I couldn’t resist.
While everyone else is in the dinning room playing Dominoes, I am wandering around the house figuring out how to make it zombie resistant.
It would take a lot of work but I think it is quite do-able. It’s on a steep hill and has a basement so I think that removing the basement stairs and then cutting trap doors in the floor would go a long way. Zombies just don’t have the dexterity to climb.
The Yotes…. failed to handle the Canucks. 5-0, last I checked.
They got totally Van handled. Hope they do better against the Stars, especially since I got tickets.
Final thought of the night:
Pretty meh on the Muppets. Definitely not terrible, definitely a good kids movie, but definitely not as good as other Muppet movies.
Goodnight :Borkborkbork:
A friend has asked if Yiu play the acoustic guitar what make and type of strings do You buy?
If the acoustic guitar head looks like this http://tinyurl.com/7ebdf5f get a set of steel strings.
If the acoustic guitar head looks like this http://tinyurl.com/88djt6t get a set of nylon strings.
Most likely something like this. http://tinyurl.com/6ptm54l
Hey Pam.
Van, You buy strings for the acoustic guitar. When you go to the store, they should be labeled for acoustic, (as opposed to electric). Hubby says he prefers metal strings. He’s pretty sure nylon strings are more suited to classic guitar vs. rock. As for the strings themselves, a lot of it is personal taste. There are usually several brands, string thickness, etc. hubby preferes the Slinky strings (on electric anyway). But we have a friend who prefers the Super Slinky brand. I’m not sure what jack uses. The best bet is to try a few different ones and see what they prefer the feel of.
Hey, Pan… Help me out. I feel a little silly asking, because while I do get behind on occasion, I have listened to ever episode of the Pan.
I cannot remember and/or somehow missed Van’s response to the earbuds I sent him. It’s not so important that I hear what I say, I have this information, but does anyone recall or can you help me locate the episode which contains our earbuddies segment!?
Thanks!!! :)
M not sure Cj. I don’t remember hearing it either, which doesn’t mean anything, I don’t remember a lot of things. After all, it’s not like jack to forget something
Don’t think Jack has played it yet Cj, may have been lost in the ether with those HD crashes.
On the couch with my kitty and my snuggie. At least for the time being
CR: December 2012 Popular Science
I have an extra child today.
the children are unhelpful because PowerPuff Girls are on TV
I always want the bad guys to win in that show.
Hail, Deadpan!
Hope all Enjoyed their Thanksgiving, or Thursday as the case may be.
I had a most excellent week all around, especially with the kids.
Listening to the Unshow now – Yes on the MMMMMeetup!
Oh, how I missed my rum….
Awesome, Ed! We’ll make sure Amy writes you some lines to read, so you can have another giggling fit
LOL!!
Don’t let me forget to bring an audio drama script to the next MMMMMeetup, which I definitely plan to attend. 
Quiet on facebook and quiet on deadpan. I guess everyone is recovering from thursday and friday.
I leave you with this image.
http://shop.theoatmeal.com/collections/frontpage/products/bearodactyl-print
Trying to get a rousing game of “Farkle” going here.
Everyone seems too interested in their ice cream at the moment.
“farkle” has been played. I have been pwn3d.
fyi – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Farkle
I’m pretty damn sure I played the Cj-Vanamonde Earbuds – - and I’ve never accidentally forgotten about content contributions. cough.
RE: Guitar strings: Rhett said it well. I’ve been pleased with Martin and Martin Marquis strings for my acoustic guitar, Extra Light gauge (10-47), so I can do bluesy bends and noodling. Most prefer standard gauge strings (12-54). I have 2 acoustics, but no flamenco/classical guitars, so I only buy nylons to wear on my head for grocery store robberies.
!!!
Hey. You told me that was a corrective hat !?!
Thx for noticing ;)
Thanks all for the guitar string info.
Ummm:
http://tinyurl.com/yzkw67
A taste of dick black…
I believe Van’s introductory comments perfectly captured that collection…
I had no idea Manowar was so… buff.
They were born to conquer every shore.
Don’t we have some Terra Nova watchers here?
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2011/11/23/1039354/-Review:-Terra-Nova-is-the-worst-thing-to-happen-to-Sci-Fi-in-20-years
On the other hand I’ve heard that it’s enjoyable to watch. I have to admit I haven’t tried to catch any episodes.
Nothing new about the bad science, it’s almost always like that. Even good scifi plays fast and loose with science facts depending on the plot.
I never got into it, but my wife has been following it.
As for the guys review – what he fails to understand is that Hollywood screws up everything like that. Is this the show my kids should be learning all about dinosaurs from? No. Can it open a door of interest? Possibly.
Did you know that Vampires sparkle when they go out in the sunlight?
Monday Monday
Can’t trust that day.
Morning pan!
Bunny: everything OK there? I heard the winds were bad.
Hey Ditto
Yup winds were insane but we all survived. They picked up while we were out getting a mic for hubby. I’m glad it didn’t happen on Saturday. I took my grandmother shopping then and I don’t think it would have gone well.
We did have a short black out in our neighbourhood but still fared better then some areas where trees toppled.
*shrug* it was a chinook wind. This magnitude is not common but still not unheard of during the winter months.
We went from a Chinook high of plus 12 yesterday to snow on the ground and -2. This bunny’s not happy.*insert frowny face here*
I suspose the novelty of a White Christmas can wear off after a few years,.
Ok, time to throw in some laundry, clean the kitty litter box, and all that silly stuff that I do.