And so here we have the first ever (and last ever) all-text Unshow. Welcome to Unshow #52. If there’s time in next week’s Deadpan episode, I will explain the recent Deadpan strangeness ’round here.

GO NORTH. EXAMINE ROOM.

Anyway, I have received most – but not all – of the 60 Lines Readings. If you’ve volunteered, I still need your 60 Lines readings – - or a notice that you can’t make it, please!

I also need your hockey tunes (That also includes my song requirement due to the Phoenix Coyotes’ loss at the hands of the Detroit Red Wings. cough). I think we’re just about ready to shut down this meme.

I promise to say this joke aloud on the next audio episode (remind me), but I figured it was somewhat timely and couldn’t wait a full week:

Why is there an arrow on top of the Airbender kid’s head, pointing down at him? Wouldn’t it be funny if the arrow said, “I’m with stupid”?

It will be funnier when spoken aloud.

Why sure, climb into my spoon:
# reaper Says:
June 24th, 2010 at 4:57 am

Drive by
hay pan busy week.
congrats Jack
/drive by

# DJ Bunny Says:
June 24th, 2010 at 8:46 am

In regards to the whining, I meant, but it applies to Cindi Lauper too.

# Johnny Null Says:
June 25th, 2010 at 11:13 am

I think I saw minutes of Buffy, shook my head, and turned off the boob-tube.

# EssBee Says:
June 25th, 2010 at 11:16 am

Cj, I want a cheese sandwich!

# Amy Bowen Says:
June 29th, 2010 at 5:41 pm

The Smarty Hotties® said:
Thanks for answering my questions Amy :) I appreciate you taking the time. Can’t wait to hear your Chicago tune!!

You’re very welcome!

# justa J0e Says:
June 30th, 2010 at 12:19 pm

Going to see a matinée’ of Toy Story 3 today.
I need suggestions for how to keep from crying in public.

# Nomad Scry Says:
June 30th, 2010 at 8:56 pm

We have a high concentration of lefties in the

…

YAY!

AND….. the first of the week:

# Vanamonde Says:
June 23rd, 2010 at 11:19 pm

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

You are listening to Jack Mangan’s Deadpan. We are Deadpan. Deadpan is the Way.

Send voicemails, plz. 206-350-TOMI (8664).
or.
Send recordings: sphericaljackmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm at gmail dot com. With only 1 “m” in “sphericaljackm”.

Thank you for being Deadpan. This is a wonderful group of people, and I appreciate your continued indulgence through the strange times and the fun. Individually, we are mighty; together, we are. . . meaty? No, that’s not it. Together, we are not mush. We are Deadpan; Deadpan is the motherfucking way. Goodnight, Deadpan.

I’m not coming back after the – - oh, right.

Happy Canada Day, Canadiens and Canadians.
Happy upcoming July 4th weekend, Americans.

Not the acclaimed Prog-rock band.
Owner of Lonely Show Notes.

Jack Mangans Deadpan #170: Yes

The Wizard of Deadpan

Roar

Promo – Billy Barbarian by JR Murdock (http://jrmurdock.com/billy-barbarian/)

Cj with a dumb ass memory

More from the Wizard of Deadpan

Stanley Cup Playoff Anthems
Amy Bowen
The Energizer Bunny
(where are the rest of the anthems?)

Evo Terra tells a dumb ass story

Congratulations Jack and Oden, we all wish you a happily every after

Shelia gives her well wishes to the happy couple

Justa J0e adds his congrats

The Energizer Bunny continues to torture the ears

Greasy Comments (read by Oden)
Nomad Scry
JR Murdock
Lo Pan
EssBee
reaper
Vanamonde
Cj (first of comment of the week)

The Lyrics Professor breaks down a song for us

Pink Floyd’s The Wall will be discussed in a future episode

Get your 60 Lines readings to Jack!

What will the next Palooza be?

Remember, when asked, “You and what army?” Reply “the Deadpan army.” We support each other.

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Closing music … “Perfect Strangers” (live Deep Purple Cover)

Once again, congratulations to Jack and Oden. We all give virtual hugs to both of you and wish we could be there to give real ones.

 

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Original title intended to be “Except I’m Not”, but then I recalled the apostrophe strangeness in the episode names, and went with “Relax” instead.
Fascinating Show Notes.

Jack Mangans Deadpan #169: Relax

Is Jack Mangan really a muppet?

Maybe Jack is the lost beatle?

Maybe he’s a muppet beetle? That likes madlibs?

promo – The Weird Show (http://www.theweirdshow.com/)

Questors of Effpiem – recorded live at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup

Justa J0e with the contents of his Memorial Day Golf Post Beach

Cj Reviews Sex and the City 2

Justa J0e with thoughts from the beach

Cj with a dumbass memory

Jack – Destroyer of hard drives.

Jack thanks the Deadpan for being a friend

Greasy Comments
Vanamonde (first of the week)
Cj
Lejon
Vanamonde
Johnny Null
ditto
The Energizer Bunny
Nomad Scry
LoPan

Justa J0e with the last thoughts from the beach

Payment still due on Hockey Playoffs. Wait a minute… Wonder Wolf still owes from the Olympics. All yous louses, pay up!

Good Luck Jack!

60 Lines part two and three coming up.

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Closing music … “Exeunt”

 

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With apologies, we’re just not going to be ready for a show release tonight, in the wake of dead computer recovery and disruptions from the Chaotic Evil. I did record some audio tonight with the help of Justa J0e, and it may even see the light of pod.

Tomorrow.

Goodnight Mush.

Rich Catino of Metal Asylum.

Part 1 of a convErsATion recorded on Monday Evening, May 24th.

Jack Mangans Deadpan #168: Rich Catino Twin Guitar Attack, part 1

Is Deadpan the home of Astro-Zombies?

Interview with Rich Catino (http://www.metalasylum.net/index.php)

Music … “Our Love is Fading Away” – Mango (featuring Rich Catino)

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Familiar Show Notes.

Jack Mangans Deadpan #167: Former Familiar

Deadpan, the final frontier…

Jack apologizes. I’m confused.

Promo – Teach Yourself Word Press in 10 Minutes (http://www.chuckchat.com/wpin10/)

Amy Bowen’s Dumb Ass Memory

Questors of Effpiem (continuted) by Amy Bowen (http://amybowen.wordpress.com/) – Recorded live at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup.

Greasy Comment Snapshot
Group One
The Energizer Bunny
Ed From Texas
Jack Mangan
Cj
Usehair

Group Two
reaper
Jack Mangan
Rhettro
ditto
DJ Bunny
Lo Pan

Lovin’ Star Wars

Deadpan memories. Recorded live at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup.

Hockey Anthems
The Energizer Bunny
Jack Mangan

60 lines part 2 coming soon

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Closing music … “Candlelight”

So close.

 

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Rainbow in the Show Notes.

No Levelator.

Relating Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #166: Sacre Bleu Show Notes V

Already we’re wondering if this is Heaven & Hell I

Intermission time B

Not a deviant G

Bringing a promo by – Milk Carton TV (http://milkcartontv.com/) Y

Ovation for Cj and her arcade memory O

Wondering at the fact Paul Maki has never seen Jaws R

Recording the Questors of Effpiem by Amy Bowen (http://amybowen.wordpress.com/) live at the Deadpan mmmmmmmmeetup. W

Oh Boy, we were soooooo not sober for that recording. O

Yes! Paul Maki saw Jaws. And it was good B

Giving the meaning of life with Paul Maki N

Broadcasting favourite Deadpan memories at the Deadpan mmmmmmeetup I

Interesteing Greasy Nipples by: A
Vanamonde R
Really good comment by EssBee V
A comment by Reaper I
Inventive comment by DJ Bunny B
‘Nother comment by DJ Bunny G
Brining the comment by Ed From Texas Y
Original Rhettro comment O
Wonderful comment by Nomad Scry (jack Groans) R
Riviting comment Ditto W
Originating comment by Vanamonde O

Yes, Jack was inactive B

Gee, Lo Pan hates hates Dave Matthews N

Brining Hockey Themes I
Interesting version of The kid is Hot Tonight by Ditto A
Very nice version of Do You Know the Way to San Jose by Rhettro R

Relating the podcast diary V

Animated review of Leprecon (http://www.leprecon.org/) I

Interesting fact: Jack met George R.R. Martin B

Nifty! Jack took his two little leprechaun’s to the con G

Blah, blah, blah – IM’ing Coethelia (just kidding Jack) Y

Original songs sung at Leprecon…2 O

Whoop out to Kurt in St. George who is the quiet man in the background R

Remembering Ronnie James Dio (http://www.ronniejamesdio.com/) W

Oh yes, 60 Lines part 2 is a coming. O

You know Deadpan is: B

Give forth content to: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom N

Beautiful Closing music … (Thank you, Bunny. The song is called “Spiral Staircase”) I

Introducing confirmation number A

Very challenging, but I think I was up for it. How many rainbows can you find in the show notes? R

 

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(Bunny has outdone herself on this week’s Show Notes. I greatly appreciate the time she takes each week to do this. – Jack)

Unshow L

Greasy Nipples:
(dictionary.com) – “The term ‘Greasy Nipples’ refers to the hundreds/thousands of comments left on each episode. The humorous moniker came about in the early days of the show, when Jack would randomly choose comments from the most recent episode and read them onpod. After a pre-determined amount of time, the winner would win a free “Greasy Spoon” meal with Jack at a restaurant of Jack’s choosing (often Denny’s. . . yeah. . . ). At one point in time, Jack recognized that he repeated the word ‘comments’ excessively while describing the game, and thus decided to mix it up, using silly words in place of ‘comments’, such as ‘nipples’, ‘ernest borgnines’, ‘cyborgs’, etc. The term ‘nipples’ seemed to be the funniest, and thus, the segment was renamed ‘Greasy Nipples’.”

Nomad Scry
Moble JFS
Ed From Texas
Cj
Dan Shaurette
Vanamonde
Nomad Scry (first of the week)
Lo Pan (bonus comment of the week)

Deadpan love to all.

Jack had some good times with his wonderful kids agian. Let’s hope this is a start of a trend.

oeuvre –
(dictionary.com) “a work,” esp. a work of literature, also “the body of work produced by an artist,”

(Merriam-Webster dictionary on line) Etymology: French ?uvre, literally, work, from Old French ovre, Latin opera — more at opera
Date: 1875 : a substantial body of work constituting the lifework of a writer, an artist, or a composer

(Wiktionary.org) A work of art. The complete body of an artist’s work.

(Urban Dictionary) buy oeuvre mugs, tshirts and magnets.
Work as in a work of art. (In french. Is not the plural of egg (oeuf).
J’aime mon neuveau oeuvre d’arte. C’est fantastique et magnifique.
(Translation: I love my new work of art. It’s fantastic and magnificent.)

(way to make me do homework, Jack)

Can we hit 600 comments this week?

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disclaimer: This Unshow was done just for the ‘L of it.

 

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Holy Show Notes.

Jack Mangans Deadpan #165: PG Holyfield Will Break Your Legs

Special Guest PG Holyfield

Check out PG’s website and his book Murder at Avedon Hill (http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/)

Promo – Marc Gunn’s Irish & Celtic Music Podcast (http://celticmusicpodcast.com/)

More with PG Holyfield

Purchase PG’s book Murder at Avedon Hill from Amazon

Also check out PG’s website for Tales of the Children featuring short stories from various authors (including our very own Jack Mangan)

Happy belated birthday to PG!

The contents of PG’s beerless fridge

Greasy Nipples
Vanamonde
Rhettro
Lejon from Chandler
the Energizer Bunny
Nomad Scry (first coment of the week)

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Closing music Deadpan is the Way – recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup

 

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Yes, more hockey-related singing. This time around, a number of Deadpanites claimed NHL Playoff teams and assigned them a pair of songs. When a team loses, then the associated Deadpanite(s) must record themselves singing a 30-60 second sample of one of the victorious team’s anthems.

The charts below show the results of the first round (Thanks, Bunny!).

Eastern Conference

Western Conference