(For Extra Credit: Count the number of times I say the word, “excellent” in this Unshow.)

Wow - this is a babblecast.

Text of Dan Shaurette’s tongue twister:

Peter Piper picked and packed a peck of pickled pork nipples.
Nipples of pork pickled and packed did Peter Piper pick.
If Peter Piper didn’t pack his pick of pickled pork nipples,
Then the people’s peepers would proceed to peer at Peter Piper’s prick.

For those who don’t know:
Many of the wonderful friends in this community came together and created Deadpan #100. I had nothing to do with any of the content you’ll hear in this episode. . . which is probably why it’s such a damn good one. I listened to all 37 minutes with a stupid grin on my face. . . . totally broke Deadpan.
I don’t know what else to say. I’m floored by the generosity of my friends. Thank you, thank you, thank you. People have often commented on Deadpan’s loyal group of listeners. Well. . . I am just as loyal to all of my friends out there. What a great bunch of people you are.
Deadpan is the way.

-
Jack Mangan, aka, humbled pi

Show Notes for Deadpan #100 (written by WNDR Wolf, of the Wander Radio podcast. He also edited this episode.)

Intro – Forbidden Deadpan
Introbabble – Ditto
Deadpan Bar Death of Jack Mangan – Paul Maki
Phone Call from Jeremy in Seattle
Stolen Paragraphs:
“Bodies in the Water” by Jack Mangan read by Ed From Texas
“Dirk Moonfire and the Nefarious Spacewomen” by Jack Mangan read by The Energizer Bunny
“16 Pieces at a Time” by Jack Mangan read by the Wander Radio Players
“Spherical Tomi” by Jack Mangan read by Rhettro
Blog Comment by Jack Mangan read by EssBee
The Greasy Games – Andrea
Thanks Comment by JustaJ0e
Stolen from the 80s
It’s Tricky – Alvie and Jeremy from Seattle
Questors of Effpem Episode one – Amy Bowen.
Happy 100th Episode Sung by the Ladies of the Deadpan Choir.

gene wilder court jester opening
introbab
geologic podcast promo
more bab
poetfox Deadpan is the waaaaaaaay
Scott from Kalamazoo Deadpan is the Way project
80s perspective
Climb into my spoon
Pink Floyd cover
80s perspective
Stolen Paragraph
:::::::Cynful channels David Gilmour
:::::::EssBee channels Jim Butcher
Contents of Vanamonde’s fridge
Scott from Kalamazoo Deadpan is the Way project - part 2
80s perspective
TEB Dumbass/Crazy Parents memory
outrobabble
Original music - Archipelago

Sorry Mike and Summer, I’ll upload the new way next week. I promise.

The Pod in the Stone
Introbabble
Double Trouble promo, featuring Pip Ballantine and Tee Morris
Excellent rejoiner
The contents of the Disgruntled Scientist’s Radioactive Materials Fridge - part 1
Jessica Reverse bumper
The Geekify Gilligan thing results
Alvie and Ed from Texas think I’ve got my shit together
Stolen from the 80s
::::::Justa J0e
::::::That other guy who occasionally contributes content
Amy Bowen bumper
Original music. Live raw sketch 1: “Candlelight”
Ed from Texas Deadpan bumper + bonus Paul Fischer and Justa J0e
Stolen paragraphs
::::::EssBee
::::::Dubshack
Alvie monks Deadpan bumper
The contents of the Disgruntled Scientist’s Radioactive Materials Fridge - part 2
GJB results
Outrobabble
Original music. Live raw sketch 2: “All Beautiful Things”

(CA Sizemore chipin.com link)

Podcast delivery
Introbable
Heat Miser Soze
Joe Test Post 1-6
CYOD
Dragonlance Canticle Podcast Promo
Andrea Smarty Hottie Test Post 7
CYOD
Amy Bowen Travel Update #1
CYOD
J0e Test 8-9
Andrea Smarty Hottie 10-12
J0e 13-14
Stolen Paragraphs
::::::::Tee Morris reads Wil Wheaton (part 1)
Disgruntled Scientist Deadpan bumper
CYOD
Amy Bowen Travel Update #2
SP::::::Tee Morris reads Wil Wheaton (part 2)
Mystery Woman’s Deadpan bumper
Vanamonde’s -
Andrea Smarty Hottie 15-17
J0e 18
- Breakfast
Andrea Smarty Hottie 19-20
J0e 21
- Routine
Zoidberg Deadpan Bumper
Gr -
Andrea Smarty Hottie 22-23
- easy Spoon Comments
Ash Deadpan Bumper
CYOD
Amy Bowen Travel Update #3
CYOD
Trucker Overdrive’s Podtaint Reaction + bonus Spherical Tomi and Duel of the Fates reactions
Broken English newsflash
poetfox Deadpan bumper
CYOD
haiku Deadpan bumper
Amy Bowen Travel Update #4
Energizer Bunny Voicemail
Deadpanpalooza III Vote results. The winner is. . . .
Greasy Jelly Bean game results
Outrobabble
Original music: Pixie

April 1 marks one year since we lost Joe Murphy. Raise a glass of root beer in tribute to Our Missing Ninja.

And please visit the tribute show post at The Joe Murphy Memorial Fund website.

I’ve also included a link to the tribute episode here, for those subscribed to the Deadpan feed.

It’s finally here!

Deadpan vacation offer — (thanks, Brad P)
Introbabble
Fight the Podcast
Podcast Promo Show promo
Mike Nelson Deadpan bumper
Congratulations
Justa J0e Vegas VM I
Deadpan definitions (thanks, disgruntled scientist)
Deadpan Comment storage (thanks, Trucker)
The return of Highbrow/Lowbrow - In the Men’s Room
::::Cinquain/haiku
::::Urinal Man Templates
Fox’s Deadpan bumper is incredibly cute
Justa J0e Vegas VM II
Justa J0e Vegas VM III
Unrelated thought
You’re still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Model
Stolen Paragraphs
::::Paul Maki
::::Leann Mabry
Justa J0e Vegas VM IV
disgruntled scientist VM
Trucker Overdrive in Gauntlet
Rhettro’s Iron Pan bumper
Greasy Sp-
Leann’s Hover Queen rant
-oon Comments
Justa J0e Vegas VM V
Stolen. . . .lyrics? from disgruntled scientist
Wanna lyricsmash
Justa J0e Vegas VM VI
1:01 of conversation with Leann Mabry
Big Outrobabble in Little China (Thanks Kurt, AKA Dirt McGirt)
Outrobabble
Don’t let anyone treat you like an inferior
Greasy Jelly Bean
Jack Mangan live original music: “Empty Bottle”
Justa J0e Vegas VM VII
You’re still in the running

The Deadpan has landed (thanks, Vanamonde)
Introbabble
Into the Dark promo
Extended Living Deadpan bumper (thanks, Kurt aka Dirt McGirt)
Contents of the Energizer Bunny’s Medicine Cabinet (top shelf)
Far Point Media remix
poetfox’s mic check
poetfox haiku
Leann Mabry’s Lady Frankenstein bumper (thanks, Kurt aka Dirt McGirt)
Bathroom Boys tally
Get Your Geek Off (Jeremy from Seattle and Andrea Smarty Hottie) Deadpan bumper
“Ladies of Joplin”, an essay by Trucker Overdrive
Impossible Deadpan (thanks, Van! *ahem*)
Contents of the Energizer Bunny’s Medicine Cabinet (second shelf)
Ladies of Joplin tally
Deadpan is the Way — the Finnish Line (thanks, disgruntled scientist)
Jack & Leann Road Diaries (excerpt/snippet)
John Buccigross bumper
Repo Pan hangover
:::Paul Maki
:::me
Billiards
Contents of the Energizer Bunny’s Medicine Cabinet (bottom shelf)
Contents of the Energizer Bunny’s Medicine Cabinet tally
Trucker Overdrive’s “Ladies of Joplin” follow-up voicemail
Leann Mabry’s sultry Deadpan bumper (debut)
Greasy Spoon Comments
original Living Deadpan bumper
Roscoe P. Coltrane theory of elections
Call for content
Outrobabble
Original music: “Deadpan is the Way”
Deadpan concludes its podcast day

Apologies. No onpod GJB - winner announced in the comments.
And apologies, I was forced to upload this using Podango. We’ll see what happens.

If the feed doesn’t work. . . . . . . . then download it here.

Because I want to make things challenging and lose listeners: the file is not available on the feed.

Download it here: Unshow 007

Sorry.

Incidentally, Podango seems to have evicted the Repo Pan episode, so I’ve updated the link. See the Repo Pan post and try again, if you never had any luck downloading it. . . .

Will things return to normal next week?

I hope the behind-the-scenes file problems aren’t still here in the morning. Apologies in advance if they are.

Since the problems are still persisting — you can manually download the episode here: Deadpan Repo Pan
That link will connect you directly to the show .mp3 file.

Sorry.

Enjoy Unshowing.

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Offensively Lazy Show Notes

And oh joy, a technical gaffe right in the beginning. . . . sigh. . . . Pardon me, I’m a fucking idiot. Enjoy the rest of the show.

Featuring a lovely, lovely special guest: Leann Mabry.

(Holy crap, it seems to have worked! Big thanks, Summer!)

And come along for the Podango ride with me. . . . and yep. . . . not working. . . . The word, “dang”, is right in the title there. I dunno if it’s pilot error or what. Sorry. I’ll have to figure it out tomorrow. Or continue to do it the old way, until that’s no longer possible.

Mush.

Deadpan Velvet 1 (Thanks for the Deadpan Velvet segments, Kurt from St. George, aka Dirt McGirt)
Deadpan Velvet 2
Introbabble
Promo for “Night’s Knights”, a Podcast Novel by Emerian Rich
Vanamonde’s Deadpan Asteroids bumper
VM: Amy Bowen, aka the Deadpan Ambassador volunteers to coordinate this year’s Deadpan Secret Santa exchange
VM: Will Snowy Traffic Cause Paul Maki to Transmogrify? - part 1
Classic VM: Gil from Milwaukee
Deadpan Research Team:
Clyde’s Journal (Thanks for the great reading, TD-0013!)
Mark Forman Dead Pan bumper
Dumbass Memories
::::Amy Bowen
Kirk’s Deadpan bumper
Classic Deadpan: Original Fiction from Alvie in Boulder: “America”
Jimmy from Denver bumper
(more…)

Really Big Show Notes

Kirk’s Undiscovered Deadpan opening (thanks PC Haring)
Introbabble
Insomnia Radio promo
Paul Maki has lost his mind - part 1
Rocky Horror Deadpan roll call (thanks Kurt from St. George, aka Dirt Mc.Girt)
Ear Buds
::::Amy Bowen, aka the Deadpan Ambassador
Marlo Dianne’s Deadpan bumper
Paul Maki has lost his mind - part 2
Goodnight Moon trailer
Your brain on Deadpan (thanks Kirk)
Christopher Moore bumper
Alvie and Samuel L. Jackson duet
original musicmash: Klaatu Jackson Number 6
Chris Fisher’s Podthroat Deadpan bumper
Paul Maki has lost his mind - part 3
Greasy Spoon Comments
poetfox mic check
Dubshack presents: “Perspective Counts”
Ed from Texas bumper
The contents of Leann’s pants
Paul Maki has lost his mind - part 4
Cinquain and lolhaiku
“Release and Repercussions” a poem about sex by Poetfox
Indiana Jim Deadpan bumper
Dr. Girlfriend (I think) Deadpan bumper
poetfox Deadpan bumper
Deadpan is the Way project
::::Amy Bowen
::::Rhettro
::::Me, plus counterpoint
Paul Maki has lost his mind - part 5
Sci-Fi Laura Deadpan bumper
Greasy Jelly Bean game
Deadpan needs your stuff
Outrobabble
Funny “no, that’s not it” segment (thanks, Justa J0e)
original musicmash: Klaatu Jackson Number 6 Nevermix

Check back — this one may even get some audio. . . at some point.

Goodnight, mush.

Uploading audio………….. I hope it doesn’t kill everything.

Bi-weekly lazy show notes.

Crossed fingers…. hope for no production screwups.

All will be revealed. . . .

Dirty Deadpan opening
Extremely Deadpan Introbabble
SFFAudio promo
Da Deadpan Horizontally (thanks Kirk)
Prince L. Jackson
Justa J0e’s sandwich drama — part 1
Heather Welliver Deadpan bumper
Another Deadpan bumper (anonymous — let me know who this is so I can give you credit!)
I wanna _____ you like a _______
Paul Maki voicemail
Heart x14
Stolen from the 80s
::::channeling Michael Penn
::::channeling….. ummmm I don’t remember this one
Brad P from NJ, beeyatch
Raise — part 1
Power of the Deadpan
Justa J0e’s sandwich drama — part 2
Why sure, climb into my spoon
More Stolen Lyrics
::::Thomas from Flagstaff
Raise — part 2
Podcamp AZ promo
Justa J0e’s sandwich drama — part 3
Greasy Jelly Bean game
Outrobabble — the Big Announcement
Zardozapalooza II?
Original Music: “Black and White Sunset (live)”

Check me out in “Thesis A Fantasy” by Indiana Jim

Thanks for your patience.

1:20 of silence. for no good reason.
Introboredom
Promo for Dark Age podcast novel by Kirk Warrington
Mike Nelson bumper
“Really Big Things”, a serial by Paul Maki. Episode 18: “Chicken”
Jessica aka The Leather Clad Mistress of Deadpan Bumper
Terry the Toad’s “It’s Not Easy Being Deadpan”
Paul Maki interview — part 1
Ed from Texas bumper
Greasy Spoon Comments
Paul Maki — part 2
GYGO (Jeremy from Seattle and Andrea Smarty Hottie) Deadpan bumper
Poetfox’s Stolen Stanza voicemail
Greasy Jelly Bean
Outrobabble
More Jack Mangan live music recordings

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Faster Deadpan! opening (Big Thanks to Kurt from St. George)
Excessobabble
Beam Me Up podcast “Unsolvable Deathtrap” promo
Christopher Moore Deadpan bumper
John Buccigross Interview — part 1
Alvie’s Monks bumper
Unrelated Thought
Alarming Voicemail
John Buccigross interview — part 2

Check out John Buccigross’s book: “Jonesy”
Deadpan haiku bumper
PoetFox’s Stolen Stanzas
Deadpan AKA Name for Kurt from St. George
Into Outrobabble Now
Greasy Jelly Bean is screwy this week
In lieu of Greasy Spoon Comments, Greasy Spam Comments
A comments challenge
Another live recording - original Jack Mangan music: “Empty Bottle”

Show notes are done, man.

Lazy. . . . but that’s how it goes.

Captain Scarlet Intro (Thanks Vanamonde)
Leann is happy to hear me
Introbabble
Chris the Fixed Kitty’s Deadpan Podthroat bumper
More Introbabble
Indiana Jim’s “Thesis A Fantasy” promo
JMDP bumper
The contents of C.A. Sizemore’s pockets
Unrelated do-over
Captain Amy Bowen’s Deadpan bumper
Paul Maki Dark Crystal Voicemail
Tightrope
Ear Buds
:::Vanamonde
Marlo Dianne’s Deadpan bumper
Greasy Spoon Pro Bowl
Surprise Deadpan interview
Funny Paul Maki Epidemiology Voicemail
Greasy Jelly Bean Game
A bunch of noises
Paul Maki mailbox Voicemail
Pre-Outrobabble
Thanks Brian Brown
Thanks Paul Fischer and Martha Holloway
My Dumbass Memory involving Jared Axelrod
Outrobabble
Original music. Mango: “Our Love Is Fading Away”

(finally)

Raging Guffman Intro (thx poetfox)
Introwhatever
Mike’s HotDish promo
Amy Bowen’s International Talk Like A Pirate Day message
Greasy Spoon Comments — I
Paul Maki calls from his new cellphone
Vanamonde’s ringtones
Lions and Tigers and The Deadpan
Greasy Spoon Comments — II
Big Chowder’s Spongebob Deadpants bumper
Cinquain about cinquains
Dubshack’s. . . . . . . contribution
Really Big Things by Paul Maki. Episode 17: “Pocahantas”
Tee Morris Deadpan bumper
Unrelated Thought
Greasy Spoon Comments — III
poetfox original poem: “One and Only” (with lots of parenthesis)
Hilarious joke
lyricsmash
Amy Bowen’s Harry Potter book 7 Cinquains
Jessica’s spooky Deadpan bumper
More. . . . from Dubshack
Greasy Spoon Comments — IVth and final
Honorary Greasy Spoon Comment — comedy gold
Star Wars in the Family
Greasy Spoon Finale
Greasy Jelly Beans
The contents of Paul from Des Moines’s apartment. . . (his last VM as Paul from Des Moines)
Outrowhatever
Thank you Chris the Fi